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Agnostic420
12/15/17 6:17:18 PM
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She did it.. she swallowed.. she said she didnt and doesnt remeber it.

Should I be offended? -_-
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Offworlder1
12/15/17 6:22:38 PM
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Was she drunk, has she ever claimed sexual assault or claimed rape after a drunken one night stand ?

Be very careful with this.
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A_Good_Boy
12/15/17 6:23:07 PM
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Probably can't remember how many times she did it.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/17 6:24:11 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Was she drunk, has she ever claimed sexual assault or claimed rape after a drunken one night stand ?

Be very careful with this.


It's his fuckin fiancee dude. Stop being such a spaz
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DawkinsNumber4
12/15/17 6:25:22 PM
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Agnostic420 posted...
She did it.. she swallowed.. she said she didnt and doesnt remeber it.

Should I be offended? -_-


Was she drunk? If not then I'd be concerned more than offended. Unless she's like 80. Then it's like forgetting where she put her teeth.
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Mistere Man
12/15/17 6:26:01 PM
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You may want to take her to the doctor and makes sure it is not something serious. I mean if she wasnt on something or drunk.
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1NfamousACE_2
12/15/17 6:26:39 PM
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Plot twist

It was her identical twin sister who just escaped from the mental hospital. She then regurgitated your man juice and artificially inseminated herself.

Congrats, you're about to be a father.
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DirkDiggles
12/15/17 6:27:02 PM
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It was probably like riding your bike with your mouth open and not knowingly swallowing a bug.
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Infinite 2003
12/15/17 6:29:40 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Plot twist

It was her identical twin sister who just escaped from the mental hospital. She then regurgitated your man juice and artificially inseminated herself.

Congrats, you're about to be a father.


Sounds like a Lifetime movie
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Offworlder1
12/15/17 6:30:24 PM
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Infinite 2003 posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Plot twist

It was her identical twin sister who just escaped from the mental hospital. She then regurgitated your man juice and artificially inseminated herself.

Congrats, you're about to be a father.


Sounds like a Lifetime movie

I am sure it already is or will be in the future.
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Agnostic420
12/15/17 6:31:28 PM
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She wasnt on anything... there have been past.. issues when she was younger.. that probably plays into idk.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/15/17 6:37:47 PM
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Agnostic420 posted...
She wasnt on anything... there have been past.. issues when she was younger.. that probably plays into idk.


Memory loss problems?
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Agnostic420
12/15/17 6:42:51 PM
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Block out memories problems?
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DawkinsNumber4
12/17/17 5:47:11 AM
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Agnostic420 posted...
Block out memories problems?


Sounds like BS. Anytime I hear this it sounds like bullshit. If she wasn't triggered at the time then that has nothing to do with it.
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EverDownward
12/17/17 5:48:53 AM
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Agnostic420 posted...
doesnt remeber it.

Offworlder1 posted...
Be very careful with this.

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HeyPuff
12/17/17 5:50:56 AM
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Agnostic420 posted...
She wasnt on anything... there have been past.. issues when she was younger.. that probably plays into idk.


Irrelevant but does she have any self esteem or character issues?
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Third_Eye
12/17/17 5:51:19 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
Was she drunk, has she ever claimed sexual assault or claimed rape after a drunken one night stand ?

Be very careful with this.


It's his fuckin fiancee dude. Stop being such a spaz

being this naive
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DawkinsNumber4
12/17/17 5:52:35 AM
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HeyPuff posted...
Agnostic420 posted...
She wasnt on anything... there have been past.. issues when she was younger.. that probably plays into idk.


Irrelevant but does she have any self esteem or character issues?


She has to have PTSD at the very least from the description. I am gonna guess she also has borderline personality disorder cause I'm a boss like that.
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Key
12/17/17 6:27:49 AM
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that's rape yo
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DocileOrangeCup
12/17/17 7:04:02 AM
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A person said...
I am gonna guess she also has borderline personality disorder cause I'm a boss like that.

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pikachupwnage
12/17/17 7:06:51 AM
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DawkinsNumber4 posted...
HeyPuff posted...
Agnostic420 posted...
She wasnt on anything... there have been past.. issues when she was younger.. that probably plays into idk.


Irrelevant but does she have any self esteem or character issues?


She has to have PTSD at the very least from the description. I am gonna guess she also has borderline personality disorder cause I'm a boss like that.


Stop dude I almost choked on my Cheerios from laughing so hard.
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