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Ic3Bullet 12/15/17 3:12:56 AM #1: |
The lion must live in a room that you have to pass through to exit the house each day. You cannot lock him in a cage or any other kind of confine (other than the room itself, of course). He is a real lion that does real lion things -- he must be fed and he pisses and shits. You'll have to clean up after him or the room will become a heaping pile of lion shit. His upkeep is your responsibility. You cannot hire someone to take care of him, nor can you pass the duty off to family, friends, enemies, or strangers.
The lion's magic powers - He has a permanent reflect spell cast on himself. If you tranquilize him, you sleep as long as he sleeps. If he is starving, this is considered your negligence and your stomach rumbles as well. Similarly, if he dies, you die. However, negative things that happen to him that are not your fault do not affect you in this way. If you do a good job taking care of him and he gets sick or dies, nothing happens to you. His other magic power is there are 7 weeks each year that he will not require being taken care of. This is your vacation time. (A 10-figure job comes with 10-figure benefits, eh?) The lion can never be tamed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Illuminoius 12/15/17 3:22:03 AM #2: |
as long as the lion knows not to kill people unless i say so, i really don't care how well-behaved it is
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DocileOrangeCup 12/15/17 3:22:29 AM #3: |
so he''s always an asshole?
i could feed him and clean up after him i guess, --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkChozoGhost 12/15/17 3:23:48 AM #4: |
Not unless it's pink
--- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ic3Bullet 12/15/17 3:24:55 AM #5: |
Illuminoius posted...
as long as the lion knows not to kill people unless i say so, i really don't care how well-behaved it is What? No. He is untamed and cannot understand any human language. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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apolloooo 12/15/17 3:31:21 AM #6: |
DarkChozoGhost posted...
Not unless it's pink --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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0AbsoluteZero0 12/15/17 3:37:18 AM #7: |
So I have to deal with the very real possibility of being mauled every day?
And it's not like I can just get past him quickly since I gotta clean his room and shit. So not worth it --- -The Admirable ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ic3Bullet 12/15/17 3:37:24 AM #8: |
apolloooo posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...Not unless it's pink Congrats. If your lion is pink, the "not tamed" rule becomes nullified and he becomes an intellectual, capable of cleaning up after himself and fluent in every human language ever created. He likes to play chess and video games, and has great taste in movies and books. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ic3Bullet 12/15/17 3:38:53 AM #9: |
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
So I have to deal with the very real possibility of being mauled every day? If you keep him well fed and distracted, his chances of attacking you should be very low. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HiddenLurker 12/15/17 3:40:03 AM #10: |
No deal.
Untrainable means he mauls you to death day 1. You won't live long enough to do anything. --- [Insert tired meme here] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ic3Bullet 12/15/17 3:40:36 AM #11: |
HiddenLurker posted...
No deal. If you keep him well fed and distracted, his chances of attacking you should be very low. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 12/15/17 3:41:19 AM #12: |
well with 7 bil i was thinking of just making the room he's in basically a habitat enclosure thingamajig where he's on the bottom and the walkway is above him.
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0AbsoluteZero0 12/15/17 3:42:13 AM #13: |
Ic3Bullet posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...So I have to deal with the very real possibility of being mauled every day? Should being the operative word. You never know, even professional tamers like the guy in Siegfried and Roy get attacked sometimes, and that's with tamed cats. I'm not gonna take my chances as a guy with no big cat skills being around an untamable lion, lol --- -The Admirable ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El Marsh 12/15/17 3:42:19 AM #14: |
Okay so if magic exists, I just find someone to disenchant the fucker then it's off to a big cat retreat or something.
You didn't say that we couldn't remove its magic :P --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ic3Bullet 12/15/17 3:43:00 AM #15: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
well with 7 bil i was thinking of just making the room he's in basically a habitat enclosure thingamajig where he's on the bottom and the walkway is above him. I guess I could let that slide. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ic3Bullet 12/15/17 3:45:08 AM #16: |
El Marsh posted...
Okay so if magic exists, I just find someone to disenchant the fucker then it's off to a big cat retreat or something. Negative. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El Marsh 12/15/17 3:46:11 AM #17: |
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Ic3Bullet 12/15/17 3:48:14 AM #18: |
El Marsh posted...
What do you mean negative? Neither can you. Who says there are disenchanters running around? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jerry_Hellyeah 12/15/17 3:48:58 AM #19: |
So the lion isnt magical, youre just like.....soul linked or destiny bonded or whatever?
But its easy money after I buy a bitchin mech suit to deal with the lion stuff. Maybe slap his stupid ass around for being learning disabled. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ic3Bullet 12/15/17 3:51:15 AM #20: |
Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
So the lion isnt magical, youre just like.....soul linked or destiny bonded or whatever? Not exactly because bad things only happen to you if something bad that happens to the lion is your fault. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ic3Bullet 12/15/17 3:52:55 AM #21: |
Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
But its easy money after I buy a bitchin mech suit to deal with the lion stuff. Maybe slap his stupid ass around for being learning disabled. You can buy a suit to protect you from him, but any pain you cause him will be inflicted on you as well. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El Marsh 12/15/17 3:57:28 AM #22: |
Ic3Bullet posted...
El Marsh posted...What do you mean negative? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MoistenedYouth 12/15/17 3:59:17 AM #23: |
with 7 billions. a special machine that can take care of the lion will be enough. and then make an invincible suit like iron-man so he'll never be able to sink his fang on my soft human flesh.
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DarkChozoGhost 12/15/17 11:08:40 AM #24: |
Ic3Bullet posted...
apolloooo posted...DarkChozoGhost posted...Not unless it's pink Oh hell yeah --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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