Current Events > This 22 y/o FAT GAMER tried to trade CHICKEN ALFREDO for SEX with a 15 y/o BOY!!

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Full Throttle
12/14/17 10:21:28 PM
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Is it ironic that someone of his size loves Sports?


22 y/o Kid Elephant, Albert Maruna, an Ohio College Student tried to exchange SEX with an undercover cop posing as a 15 y/o boy with CHICKEN ALFREDO, LUBE and SPRITE!!

He responded to a notice on a dating app where the poster pretended to be a 15 y/o boy looking for Sex and the Fat Geek tried to jump on that opportunity

He was enrolled at Youngstown State University and told a police officer that he didn't believe his age of 15 when he went into the meeting..but furthermore, he doesn't believe it's WRONG to have sex with a 15 y/o either at his age!!

The officer received nude photos which Albert took of himself and engaged in sexually explicit chats with that officer. He told him "you are my one and only"

Albert then tried to arrange a face to face meeting and insisted the boy come to their meeting in a JOCK STRAP

Albert brought Sprite, a Lube and Chicken Alfredo and once he walked right into the meeting, he was arrested!!. He was chargeed with importuning, disseminating matter harmful or obscene to juveniles, possession of criminal tools and unlawful sexual conduct with a minor.

Police found the tupperware container full of chicken alfredo

Albert's Facebook Page listed he liked "nerdy" and is a big time GAMER as his favourite games are ironically SPORTS VIDEO GAMES..He apparently worked on high school and college male sports teams as their "manager" and "coach"...

Do you think it's ironic that someone his size is into sports?

Fat Albert - Pervert

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Cornmuffins
12/14/17 10:24:11 PM
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Damn, he is fat.
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Kelystic
12/14/17 10:24:24 PM
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stoltenberg11
12/14/17 10:24:40 PM
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lol that dude is gonna have an awful time in jail
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Kelystic
12/14/17 10:24:49 PM
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First and third pic hinted a live action Peter Griffin
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CADE FOSTER
12/14/17 10:27:21 PM
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NES4EVER
12/14/17 10:27:39 PM
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I really like how chicken Alfredo was mentioned like 4 times between topic and post.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/14/17 10:28:55 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
22 y/o Kid Elephant

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glitteringfairy
12/14/17 10:29:38 PM
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NES4EVER posted...
I really like how chicken Alfredo was mentioned like 4 times between topic and post.

And I really like chicken Alfredo
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Panthera
12/14/17 10:29:54 PM
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Welp that's it, I've officially seen the best GameFAQs topic title I'll ever see
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Keith_Valentine
12/14/17 10:31:35 PM
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stoltenberg11 posted...
lol that dude is gonna have an awful time in jail


Yea, he really is . He will instantly go into Protective Custody if he's smart.
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008Zulu
12/14/17 10:37:14 PM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
Yea, he really is . He will instantly go into Protective Custody if he's smart.


Look at how he was caught. Smart is not the adjective I would use.
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EnragedSlith
12/14/17 10:39:39 PM
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Older than Moore likes em and a smaller age gap. Surely, Republicans will have no qualms letting him off with a slap on the wrist
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DocileOrangeCup
12/14/17 10:40:16 PM
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Kelystic
12/14/17 10:40:19 PM
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Police found the tupperware container full of chicken alfredo
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SwordMaster13X
12/14/17 10:41:03 PM
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At first, I thought this was going to be about a girl. <_<
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NES4EVER
12/14/17 10:43:02 PM
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I heard the Ohio Republicans are endorsing him for a Senate run.
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smoliske
12/14/17 10:45:12 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
12/14/17 10:47:50 PM
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alexander37
12/14/17 10:52:40 PM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
stoltenberg11 posted...
lol that dude is gonna have an awful time in jail


Yea, he really is . He will instantly go into Protective Custody if he's smart.

One thing I think is messed up about the county jail where I live (but also a good thing I suppose) is that they keep all sex offenders in their own pod in the jail away from all the other inmates. Oh and they get to work in the laundry room which is really strange and makes me think they be sniffing the drawers.
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alexander37
12/14/17 10:53:50 PM
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Kelystic posted...
Police found the tupperware container full of chicken alfredo

It was later destroyed.
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