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CensorErik 12/14/17 5:13:29 PM #1:	I got it free, but I don't play GTAV anymore, so I'm giving it to the poster with the funniest joke, judged by me, itt. I have only one code, so the joke I deem funniest at the time will get it. What you got? --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 9-4 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:892223290] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>I got it free, but I don't play GTAV anymore, so I'm giving it to the poster with the funniest joke, judged by me, itt. I have only one code, so the joke I deem funniest at the time will get it. What you got?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HighOnSolar 12/14/17 5:16:35 PM #2:	congratulations in advance to the new owner of 1\10th of a supercar --- Surf <cite>HighOnSolar posted [p:892223470] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>congratulations in advance to the new owner of 1\10th of a supercar</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToadallyAwesome 12/14/17 5:16:41 PM #3:	This topic is a joke --- http://imgur.com/QKdxwuI <cite>ToadallyAwesome posted [p:892223475] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>This topic is a joke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamer99z 12/14/17 5:18:11 PM #5:	> $500k in GTA Online > On Xbox I don't think anyone can top that one. --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:892223561] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>> $500k in GTA Online > On Xbox I don't think anyone can top that one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlecSkorpio 12/14/17 5:18:23 PM #7:	I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live, but all he does is hang out on the dashboard. --- http://i.imgur.com/vQLlUd0.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/tWy9NTL.png <cite>AlecSkorpio posted [p:892223577] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live, but all he does is hang out on the dashboard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slip-N-Slide 12/14/17 5:18:44 PM #8:	My life --- Get wet. http://i.imgtc.com/2q3z3TmhFO.jpg <cite>Slip-N-Slide posted [p:892223601] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>My life</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Halo478 12/14/17 5:18:45 PM #9:	Republicans are pro American people and not rich people that line their pockets <cite>Halo478 posted [p:892223602] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>Republicans are pro American people and not rich people that line their pockets</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 12/14/17 5:20:36 PM #10:	ToadallyAwesome posted... This topic is a joke So I should keep it? HighOnSolar posted... congratulations in advance to the new owner of 1\10th of a supercar Correction, the new owner of a FREE 1/10th of a supercar. GregShmedley posted... What are the laziest parts of a car? ~~The wheels because they're always tired!!!~~ --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 9-4 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:892223706] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote><cite>ToadallyAwesome posted...</cite> <quote>This topic is a joke</quote>So I should keep it? <cite>HighOnSolar posted...</cite> <quote>congratulations in advance to the new owner of 1\10th of a supercar</quote> Correction, the new owner of a FREE 1/10th of a supercar. <cite>GregShmedley posted...</cite> <quote>What are the laziest parts of a car? The wheels because they're always tired!!!</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KazumaKiryu 12/14/17 5:21:40 PM #11:	What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? ~~Because she can't sit down!!!~~ --- Just your bad luck... to run into me. <cite>KazumaKiryu posted [p:892223773] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? Because she can't sit down!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 12/14/17 5:21:42 PM #12:	Gamer99z posted... > $500k in GTA Online > On Xbox I don't think anyone can top that one. It's free. What is this attitude about? --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 9-4 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:892223775] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>> $500k in GTA Online > On Xbox I don't think anyone can top that one.</quote> It's free. What is this attitude about?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamer99z 12/14/17 5:23:24 PM #14:	CensorErik posted... Gamer99z posted... > $500k in GTA Online > On Xbox I don't think anyone can top that one. It's free. What is this attitude about? ~~It was a joke~~ --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:892223879] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote> > $500k in GTA Online > On Xbox I don't think anyone can top that one.</quote> It's free. What is this attitude about?</quote> It was a joke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FaceThePain 12/14/17 5:28:18 PM #15:	A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen." --- Who doesn't like a Canadian Muffin? <cite>FaceThePain posted [p:892224164] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 12/14/17 5:30:59 PM #16:	So far I know all these jokes so they aren't making me laugh. --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 9-4 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:892224319] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>So far I know all these jokes so they aren't making me laugh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 12/14/17 5:35:18 PM #17:	"donald trump" --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:892224593] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>"donald trump"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weekoldhotdog 12/14/17 5:35:25 PM #18:	2 eight month old chihuahuas murdered a 3 year old pitbull. ~~The pitbull was found dead after it allegedly choked to death on the remains of the young chihuahuas~~ --- Ba da da dada, da da da dada, da da da dada, da da da dada... What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:892224599] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>2 eight month old chihuahuas murdered a 3 year old pitbull. The pitbull was found dead after it allegedly choked to death on the remains of the young chihuahuas</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 12/14/17 5:37:26 PM #19:	weekoldhotdog posted... 2 eight month old chihuahuas murdered a 3 year old pitbull. ~~The pitbull was found dead after it allegedly choked to death on the remains of the young chihuahuas~~ Awful 'joke' is awful. --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 9-4 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:892224710] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote><cite>weekoldhotdog posted...</cite> <quote>2 eight month old chihuahuas murdered a 3 year old pitbull. The pitbull was found dead after it allegedly choked to death on the remains of the young chihuahuas</quote> Awful 'joke' is awful.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerSlaw 12/14/17 5:39:17 PM #21:	Why did the blonde fuck Jose? ~~Cause her professor told her to do an essay.~~ --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." <cite>KillerSlaw posted [p:892224816] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>Why did the blonde fuck Jose? Cause her professor told her to do an essay.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SlashmanSG 12/14/17 5:41:35 PM #22:	Dustin Cavanaugh ~~Don't even own an XBone, I'd take it if it was PC though~~ --- Fight Science with Wood http://i.imgur.com/MMRZgNi.gif http://i.imgur.com/Um0p3xx.gif http://i.imgur.com/MIbbUHB.gif <cite>SlashmanSG posted [p:892224966] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>Dustin Cavanaugh Don't even own an XBone, I'd take it if it was PC though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LJRENEGADE 12/14/17 5:43:11 PM #23:	Why did the rapper get kicked out of the salad bar? ~~He kept dropping beets~~ <cite>LJRENEGADE posted [p:892225070] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>Why did the rapper get kicked out of the salad bar? He kept dropping beets</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 12/14/17 5:46:41 PM #24:	LJRENEGADE posted... Why did the rapper get kicked out of the salad bar? ~~He kept dropping beets~~ knew it had something to do with that lol --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:892225308] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote><cite>LJRENEGADE posted...</cite> <quote>Why did the rapper get kicked out of the salad bar? He kept dropping beets</quote> knew it had something to do with that lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 12/14/17 5:47:09 PM #25:	LJRENEGADE posted... Why did the rapper get kicked out of the salad bar? ~~He kept dropping beets~~ OK, I like this joke, but I didn't actually laugh... If no other post makes me laugh I'll give you the code. I'll check back in a couple hours. Gotta eat and stuff. --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 9-4 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:892225343] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote><cite>LJRENEGADE posted...</cite> <quote>Why did the rapper get kicked out of the salad bar? He kept dropping beets</quote> OK, I like this joke, but I didn't actually laugh... If no other post makes me laugh I'll give you the code. I'll check back in a couple hours. Gotta eat and stuff.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LJRENEGADE 12/14/17 6:02:26 PM #26:	CensorErik posted... LJRENEGADE posted... Why did the rapper get kicked out of the salad bar? ~~He kept dropping beets~~ OK, I like this joke, but I didn't actually laugh... If no other post makes me laugh I'll give you the code. I'll check back in a couple hours. Gotta eat and stuff. I don't even have the game for Xbone lol, you can give it to someone else <cite>LJRENEGADE posted [p:892226228] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LJRENEGADE posted...</cite> <quote>Why did the rapper get kicked out of the salad bar? He kept dropping beets</quote> OK, I like this joke, but I didn't actually laugh... If no other post makes me laugh I'll give you the code. I'll check back in a couple hours. Gotta eat and stuff.</quote> I don't even have the game for Xbone lol, you can give it to someone else</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 12/14/17 6:03:09 PM #27:	What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up c*s --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:892226261] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up c*s</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DifferentialEquation 12/14/17 6:04:54 PM #28:	I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. --- There's no business to be taxed. <cite>DifferentialEquation posted [p:892226371] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 12/14/17 6:16:02 PM #29:	The other night, I was approached by two Thai women, asking if I wanted to sleep with them. Said it'd be like winning the lottery. To my horror, they were right, we had six matching balls. --- http://i.imgtc.com/tUK3LwiHnb.jpg 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 "But not forgotten." <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:892227050] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>The other night, I was approached by two Thai women, asking if I wanted to sleep with them. Said it'd be like winning the lottery. To my horror, they were right, we had six matching balls.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 12/14/17 7:30:59 PM #30:	LJRENEGADE posted... CensorErik posted... LJRENEGADE posted... Why did the rapper get kicked out of the salad bar? ~~He kept dropping beets~~ OK, I like this joke, but I didn't actually laugh... If no other post makes me laugh I'll give you the code. I'll check back in a couple hours. Gotta eat and stuff. I don't even have the game for Xbone lol, you can give it to someone else Ok, well, I'll check back again in a little bit to see who gets it. Maybe one of the jokes just before this post. --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 9-4 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:892231243] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote><cite>LJRENEGADE posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LJRENEGADE posted...</cite> <quote>Why did the rapper get kicked out of the salad bar? He kept dropping beets</quote> OK, I like this joke, but I didn't actually laugh... If no other post makes me laugh I'll give you the code. I'll check back in a couple hours. Gotta eat and stuff.</quote> I don't even have the game for Xbone lol, you can give it to someone else</quote> Ok, well, I'll check back again in a little bit to see who gets it. Maybe one of the jokes just before this post.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LanHikari10 12/14/17 7:32:33 PM #31:	Wait, Shark cards are separated by console? --- http://i.imgur.com/FUshe.jpg http://i.imgur.com/o3JZO0i.png https://i.imgur.com/E5QxHCe.gif http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1170-but-wait-theres-more <cite>LanHikari10 posted [p:892231346] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>Wait, Shark cards are separated by console?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 12/14/17 11:39:03 PM #32:	LanHikari10 posted... Wait, Shark cards are separated by console? I mean, you buy them digitally through your console. I got this free and it's a MS code, so Idk, but I'm guessing so. --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 9-4 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:892244251] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote><cite>LanHikari10 posted...</cite> <quote>Wait, Shark cards are separated by console?</quote> I mean, you buy them digitally through your console. I got this free and it's a MS code, so Idk, but I'm guessing so.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 12/14/17 11:58:27 PM #33:	I guess nobody else is interested. Meh. --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 9-4 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:892245099] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>I guess nobody else is interested. Meh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 12/15/17 12:02:18 AM #34:	i'll have it, i play gta o pretty religiously >_> the comedian inside me died years ago though --- https://i.imgur.com/Iv5fRLt.gif <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:892245264] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>i'll have it, i play gta o pretty religiously >_> the comedian inside me died years ago though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZombiePelican 12/15/17 12:05:45 AM #35:	I got one but it's pretty raunchy and might get me modded --- https://i.imgur.com/SiKIsHD.jpg https://i.imgur.com/V62ygzP.jpg https://i.imgur.com/M0MRS6S.gifv https://i.imgur.com/Lc56ify.jpg <cite>ZombiePelican posted [p:892245442] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>I got one but it's pretty raunchy and might get me modded</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 12/15/17 12:21:32 AM #36:	What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:892246096] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 12/15/17 12:27:32 AM #37:	Gamer99z posted... > $500k in GTA Online > On Xbox I don't think anyone can top that one. You stole my joke --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:892246358] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>> $500k in GTA Online > On Xbox I don't think anyone can top that one.</quote> You stole my joke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 12/15/17 2:03:21 AM #38:	The code has been sent. Thanks for playing everyone! --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 9-4 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:892249846] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>The code has been sent. Thanks for playing everyone!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 12/15/17 2:04:45 AM #39:	weekoldhotdog posted... 2 eight month old chihuahuas murdered a 3 year old pitbull. ~~The pitbull was found dead after it allegedly choked to death on the remains of the young chihuahuas~~ lmao --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg https://tinyurl.com/Cornboard <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:892249891] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote><cite>weekoldhotdog posted...</cite> <quote>2 eight month old chihuahuas murdered a 3 year old pitbull. The pitbull was found dead after it allegedly choked to death on the remains of the young chihuahuas</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 12/15/17 2:09:29 AM #40:	oh well I'll share the joke anyway. gamefaqs moderators --- http://i.imgur.com/hEL2qQYh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/lbSi0U3.png http://i.imgur.com/FA2GxDS.jpg http://i.imgur.com/xaRYKZM.png http://i.imgur.com/ZngbqJn.jpg <cite>ModLogic posted [p:892250064] in I'll give ... [t:76099345]...</cite> <quote>oh well I'll share the joke anyway. gamefaqs moderators</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > I'll give a GTAV $500k Sharkcard (Xbox One) for the best joke itt