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Its a beautiful summer morning in Orlando. You, an obese youtuber, rise from your queen bed that is too narrow for your 450 pound frame. The sun is hitting your eyes so you use your grabbing stick with a nail in it to close your Zelda drapes your mom made you. As your corpulent frame wakes up in sections you decide what to do first today.

A. Check out CE
B. Play a video game
C. Make a video
D. Raid the kitchen
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A
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A. Check CE

You lay back down in bed on your stained sheets and decide to take it easy and check out CE. You take out your laptop and set it on top of your waifu body pillow. (Shes being punished)

You made a couple juicy topics before bed and want to see how they blew up CE. The first topic about dumb Liburuls has no response. The 2nd topic about women being bitches has 3 responses and the final topic about how you to clean bodily fluids off a pillow has been closed by a Mod because of the picture.

A. Response to the Liburul Topic under an alt
B. Read and respond to the bitches topic
C. Send PMs to CEgals
D. Make a new topic
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B
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B it is

You open your topic titled All women are bitches and Im glad Im a Virgin to see 3 responses. The first is @Vegy who wrote But cute white chicks doe. The 2nd is from Gavi who claims bitchy women get his ass watering. You dont get the reference so you look it up but find nothing. The 3rd response is from @The_Doge who only posts a picture of him looking at you in shame.

You reply, Fucking cucks!, you are suspended by @Error1355 shortly after.

What now?

A. Take a shit
B. Eat
C. Fap
D. Pillow fuck your waifu
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Wow
D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Gsxxi31z4
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D.
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D. Fuck your waifu pillow

Food can wait! You decide your waifu needs your sweet man meat. You check that hole you made is still tight and the duct tape lining is secure. The interior is crunchy with previous deposits but you just close your eyes and pretend its Doritos crumbs.

As is common since you got diabetes you get half hard and just mash your junk in the fabric until running out of breath, which happens quickly.

As you are lying in a puddle of sweat you hear a knock on the door.

A. Answer the door
B. Take a shower
C. Eat
D. Play a Game
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A

A
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A, but we need to C soon or we may pass out.
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A while c
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A. Answer the door

You recall ordering the complete MLP series on 4K and get excited thinking its Fedex. You throw on the first thing you see, a genuine kimono you bought at the mall ninja store. The biggest they had was 4x but a Rick and Morty shirt underneath and you look great, your gut covers your dick.

As you round the corner into the living room it hits you, low blood sugar. Last thing you remember the cool ranch bag on the floor comes at you way too fast as you fall.

You wake up to a voice asking if youre ok. Youre on the ground and it smells terrible. You ask the voice, Who are you, whats that smell?

The voice replies, You popped yourself Mr. AlphaBeast6669, and Im Becky, your biggest fan!

A. Its a woman! Find your fedora, ASAP!
B. Clean yourself up
C. Tell her to get the fuck out or shell know the sting of your blade
D. Ask more questions
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A
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GOATSLAYER posted...

A

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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

You take out your laptop and set it on top of your waifu body pillow. (Shes being punished)

I f***ing died.

Also, A.
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Touya999 posted...

GOATSLAYER posted...

A

A

My dear Flying Spaghetti Monster, its a creature of the female species! You think to yourself. You grab onto official replica of Narsil from Lotr and manage to get to your feet. You rush back to your room and open your fedora closet, only the finest will do! You choose your custom fedora with the troll face meme on it, Rush to the living room.

In your finest tipping ever, you achieve the perfect grip and declare, How May I serve you, MLady?

Hearing nothing you look up and see she is gone.

A. Run outside to find her
B. Make a new CE topic saying women are bitches and only like jerks
C. Shower, since your ass is caked in Shit
D. Fap at the memory of a female in your house
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D
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A
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B
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B
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SwordMaster13X posted...

A

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A. Run Outside to find her

You run outside to find MLady with no time to clean or cloth thyself. The morning sun is harsh, you managed to avoid the outside for 3 weeks. You immediately see your libiot neighbor Greg outside leaving for work. Last year you put a MAGA sticker on his Hillary sign, youre a legend.

Greg sees your now erect gentials, awakened from contact with a 3D woman and calls you a pervert. Trump won, I can do whatever I want! you scream back.

You look around to try and see Mlady and then a school bus pulls up. A bunch of grade schoolers see your junk and start laughing at you. The drive screams and starts calling the cops. You turn and expose your shit soaked kimono and decide to...

A. Run back inside and hide
B. Obamas storm troopers are coming, gather supplies and run!
C. Continue the search for MLady
D. Try to reason with the bus driver
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C
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B
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B.
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C
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C
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C
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nikko004 posted...

C

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The_Doge posted...

nikko004 posted...

C

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C it is, next post soon
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C. Continue the search for Mlady

Hark! Trivial annoyances such as jack booted thugs and PC bus drivers must be put aside! You must search for the fair maiden tho doth stole your heart. You fix your gaze upon Libiot and known Chad, Greg. Just the kind of douche MLady would date without your 24/7 surveillance.

Greg is down the block, you consider running to get him but remember you can barely walk and decide to search his house. Using your immense bulk you break through his wood fence into his backyard. The back Door is locked but an expert martial artist like you shall smash it!

The door proves a worthy adversary but one of your kicks reveals a fake rock with a key. You enter ChadGregs home.

A. Find food
B. Explore the basement
C. Explore the bedroom
D. Do an upper decker in the bathroom
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C
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D
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A then C
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B
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C
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D
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D
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C. Explore the bedroom

Surely ChadGreg has the lovely Mlady in his bedroom. You leave the kitchen and see the open bedroom door at the end of the hall. You rush into the room, dripping shit from your ass onto the carpet and knocking off pictures with your gut.

In the room you dont see Mlady. You furiously search the closet and under the bed. Where has ChadGreg put her?!

You open the dresser drawers to look for clues and are greeted by womens underwear. You grab a red thong and sniff it thinking of your favorite pony.

You dont notice the woman come out of the bathroom but your hear her scream before she runs back threatening to call the cops.

A. Stop her
B. Run
C Keep searching
D. Explore the panty drawer more
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AAA
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A
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A
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D
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A
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C
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A. Stop Her

This ChadGreg whore must be stopped, you wont do well in prison. You bang on the bathroom door demanding she let you in and to hang up the phone. She only screams and says she is dialing.

You decide to take drastic action, your take a few steps back and rush the door. Your huge pale body flings its fat into the door and it busts off the hinges. The momentum makes your head hit the toilet and you pass out.

When you wake up you have shit yourself even more, but the whore is gone!

You stand up and see it, the pool of blood oozing from all around the door. You crushed the whore to death. You life the door to investigate. Her chest is collapsed and her organs pushed out of the side of her body. Her skull is shattered and both eyes and popped out. Her knees are bent inwards. You go to move and slip in the blood, crashing into the body. This force completely tears the body apart. It explodes all over the room.

You are now dressed on only a kimono and a shirt, covered in shit and blood in a room covered on body parts and fluids from a person you killed.

A. Clean up
B. Run back home and hide in bed
C. Turn yourself into police
D. Post on 4chan
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