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Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 2:40:24 AM #1:	Post --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892187351] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>Post</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 12/14/17 2:41:02 AM #2:	Am I still sexy? --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:892187367] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>Am I still sexy?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 2:42:48 AM #3:	Gamer99z posted... Am I still sexy? Hell yeah your the hottest girl on this board and I would be honored if I could spend all day dicking you down sexy ;) --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892187419] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>Am I still sexy?</quote> Hell yeah your the hottest girl on this board and I would be honored if I could spend all day dicking you down sexy ;)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 12/14/17 3:08:22 AM #4:	Lord_Shadow posted... Gamer99z posted... Am I still sexy? Hell yeah your the hottest girl on this board and I would be honored if I could spend all day dicking you down sexy ;) oh --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:892188028] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote> Am I still sexy?</quote> Hell yeah your the hottest girl on this board and I would be honored if I could spend all day dicking you down sexy ;)</quote> oh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phantom_Nook 12/14/17 3:14:35 AM #5:	What's 2+2? --- When a girl has sex with a bunch of guys, they call her a slut, but when a guy does it, they call him gay. ~ Antifar <cite>Phantom_Nook posted [p:892188188] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>What's 2+2?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 3:15:55 AM #6:	Phantom_Nook posted... What's 2+2? --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892188222] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>Phantom_Nook posted...</cite> <quote>What's 2+2?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 12/14/17 3:17:14 AM #7:	What is your favorite food? --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:892188247] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>What is your favorite food?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 12/14/17 3:17:23 AM #8:	Yes or no? --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:892188253] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>Yes or no?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 3:17:55 AM #9:	gguirao posted... What is your favorite food? Bitcoins --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892188268] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>gguirao posted...</cite> <quote>What is your favorite food?</quote> Bitcoins</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 12/14/17 3:18:08 AM #10:	How tall am I --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg https://tinyurl.com/Cornboard <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:892188273] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>How tall am I</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 3:18:09 AM #11:	Letron_James posted... Yes or no? Maybe --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892188274] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>Letron_James posted...</cite> <quote>Yes or no?</quote> Maybe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 3:19:15 AM #12:	DocileOrangeCup posted... How tall am I So tall you make Robert Wadlow look like a short ass bitch --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892188296] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote>How tall am I</quote> So tall you make Robert Wadlow look like a short ass bitch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 12/14/17 3:24:16 AM #13:	Are you secretly the lord of light? --- I am I - you are you. These are irrefutable truths. Possibly. <cite>masticatingman posted [p:892188420] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>Are you secretly the lord of light?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 3:27:12 AM #14:	masticatingman posted... Are you secretly the lord of light? Yes all of mankind actually basks in my light as I am a lone beacon of Hope in this dark age and will lead Humanity to a new golden age with my light sworn Yu-Gi-Oh deck --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892188485] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>masticatingman posted...</cite> <quote>Are you secretly the lord of light?</quote> Yes all of mankind actually basks in my light as I am a lone beacon of Hope in this dark age and will lead Humanity to a new golden age with my light sworn Yu-Gi-Oh deck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PowerMang 12/14/17 3:29:41 AM #15:	Why do I touch myself at night? --- Not changing sig until I decide to change my sig Started: 01-08-11 <cite>PowerMang posted [p:892188539] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>Why do I touch myself at night?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 3:37:15 AM #17:	PowerMang posted... Why do I touch myself at night? Because you fantasize about Obama wearing a French maid outfit while Trump walks into the room to prove that there is no problem down there.leverageblargh posted... Are you a good person? My morality is a roulette wheel --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892188697] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>PowerMang posted...</cite> <quote>Why do I touch myself at night?</quote> Because you fantasize about Obama wearing a French maid outfit while Trump walks into the room to prove that there is no problem down there.<cite>leverageblargh posted...</cite> <quote>Are you a good person?</quote> My morality is a roulette wheel</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
l Dudeboy l 12/14/17 3:38:03 AM #18:	Was slavery wrong? --- You are now breathing manually. Lets put a little lead in the air, and see what falls over. <cite>l Dudeboy l posted [p:892188725] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>Was slavery wrong?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 3:41:12 AM #19:	l Dudeboy l posted... Was slavery wrong? Slavery is the worst thing that ever happened to cows hamburgers and steak is not worth there enslavement and genocide --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892188795] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>l Dudeboy l posted...</cite> <quote>Was slavery wrong?</quote> Slavery is the worst thing that ever happened to cows hamburgers and steak is not worth there enslavement and genocide</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 12/14/17 3:41:54 AM #20:	Does she have a fat butt? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:892188818] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>Does she have a fat butt?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 3:44:56 AM #21:	Turbam posted... Does she have a fat butt? The fattest butt a butt so fat that Nikki minaj Said dammmmmmmn that ass is so fat mine can't compare --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892188896] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>Does she have a fat butt?</quote> The fattest butt a butt so fat that Nikki minaj Said dammmmmmmn that ass is so fat mine can't compare</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PowerMang 12/14/17 3:45:19 AM #22:	Lord_Shadow posted... PowerMang posted... Why do I touch myself at night? Because you fantasize about Obama wearing a French maid outfit while Trump walks into the room to prove that there is no problem down there. I see. Then answer this for me Who really stole the cookie from the cookie jar? --- Not changing sig until I decide to change my sig Started: 01-08-11 <cite>PowerMang posted [p:892188903] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote>PowerMang posted... Why do I touch myself at night? Because you fantasize about Obama wearing a French maid outfit while Trump walks into the room to prove that there is no problem down there.</quote> I see. Then answer this for me Who really stole the cookie from the cookie jar? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 3:47:59 AM #23:	PowerMang posted... Lord_Shadow posted... PowerMang posted... Why do I touch myself at night? Because you fantasize about Obama wearing a French maid outfit while Trump walks into the room to prove that there is no problem down there. I see. Then answer this for me Who really stole the cookie from the cookie jar? It was @The_Doge such a bad doggo always stealing cookies and blaming the innocent Cate he should be locked out side and never be given treats --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892188971] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>PowerMang posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote>PowerMang posted... Why do I touch myself at night? Because you fantasize about Obama wearing a French maid outfit while Trump walks into the room to prove that there is no problem down there.</quote> I see. Then answer this for me Who really stole the cookie from the cookie jar? </quote> It was @The_Doge such a bad doggo always stealing cookies and blaming the innocent Cate he should be locked out side and never be given treats</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Window_Starer 12/14/17 4:13:21 AM #24:	What role did George Bush play in regards to terrorism on American home soil? --- Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card <cite>Window_Starer posted [p:892189484] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>What role did George Bush play in regards to terrorism on American home soil?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 4:17:21 AM #25:	Window_Starer posted... What role did George Bush play in regards to terrorism on American home soil? He dressed up in a pretty dress and committed the acts of terror himself also he stole all my pogs --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892189573] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>Window_Starer posted...</cite> <quote>What role did George Bush play in regards to terrorism on American home soil?</quote> He dressed up in a pretty dress and committed the acts of terror himself also he stole all my pogs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoistenedYouth 12/14/17 4:33:08 AM #26:	what's my mission here in america? rubs --- a fan of scotty fan who fancy scotty fanfic <cite>MoistenedYouth posted [p:892189906] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>what's my mission here in america? rubs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 4:43:19 AM #27:	MoistenedYouth posted... what's my mission here in america? rubs To eat all the bacon you can and team up with @Guy_Fieri to find all the beat Bacon stands on your journey to flavor town --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892190098] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>MoistenedYouth posted...</cite> <quote>what's my mission here in america? rubs </quote> To eat all the bacon you can and team up with @Guy_Fieri to find all the beat Bacon stands on your journey to flavor town</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim Kusanagi 12/14/17 5:14:59 AM #28:	Are you a racist --- Live to train. Train to fight. Fight to live. When you retire, think only on fighting. Take me away, I don't mind, but you better promise I'll be back in time! <cite>Kim Kusanagi posted [p:892190655] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>Are you a racist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 5:20:25 AM #29:	Kim Kusanagi posted... Are you a racist No I think the fact that people think all khajiit are skooma pushing thieves is uncalled for and that there are many fine Khajiit. I also don't think Khajiit kinda sounds like cat shit. --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892190741] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kim Kusanagi posted...</cite> <quote>Are you a racist</quote> No I think the fact that people think all khajiit are skooma pushing thieves is uncalled for and that there are many fine Khajiit. I also don't think Khajiit kinda sounds like cat shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 12/14/17 5:21:33 AM #30:	How many times have you kicked somebodys boner so hard that it got bent and they went to the hospital and the doctor laughed? --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:892190757] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>How many times have you kicked somebodys boner so hard that it got bent and they went to the hospital and the doctor laughed?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 5:22:47 AM #31:	TheCyborgNinja posted... How many times have you kicked somebodys boner so hard that it got bent and they went to the hospital and the doctor laughed? Twice --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892190774] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>How many times have you kicked somebodys boner so hard that it got bent and they went to the hospital and the doctor laughed?</quote> Twice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Doge 12/14/17 3:19:16 PM #32:	Lord_Shadow posted... PowerMang posted... Lord_Shadow posted... PowerMang posted... Why do I touch myself at night? Because you fantasize about Obama wearing a French maid outfit while Trump walks into the room to prove that there is no problem down there. I see. Then answer this for me Who really stole the cookie from the cookie jar? It was @The_Doge such a bad doggo always stealing cookies and blaming the innocent Cate he should be locked out side and never be given treats Doin me a serious slander fren not wow will bite sees topic title wow lol --- Wow such signature join Dogefaqs today http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1341-dogefaqs <cite>The_Doge posted [p:892216116] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PowerMang posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lord_Shadow posted...</cite> <quote>PowerMang posted... Why do I touch myself at night? Because you fantasize about Obama wearing a French maid outfit while Trump walks into the room to prove that there is no problem down there.</quote> I see. Then answer this for me Who really stole the cookie from the cookie jar? </quote> It was @The_Doge such a bad doggo always stealing cookies and blaming the innocent Cate he should be locked out side and never be given treats</quote> Doin me a serious slander fren not wow will bite sees topic title wow lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UrCa1988 12/14/17 3:21:39 PM #33:	Is it true you have a big ol penis? --- "Sometimes, all the stupidity in the world is boiled down to one single product that you can buy at Home Depot." <cite>UrCa1988 posted [p:892216253] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>Is it true you have a big ol penis?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/14/17 3:22:56 PM #34:	What is human? --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:892216327] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>What is human?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 7:42:58 PM #35:	UrCa1988 posted... Is it true you have a big ol penis? I'm a girl sooooLost_All_Senses posted... What is human? Rocks --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892231976] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>UrCa1988 posted...</cite> <quote>Is it true you have a big ol penis?</quote> I'm a girl soooo<cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>What is human?</quote> Rocks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 12/14/17 7:55:18 PM #36:	Fuckin' magnets, how do they work? --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:892232657] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/14/17 9:36:51 PM #37:	Gamer99z posted... Fuckin' magnets, how do they work? The real slim shady bust fat dabs every morning which powers magnets --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892238121] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?</quote> The real slim shady bust fat dabs every morning which powers magnets</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/17/17 2:11:13 AM #38:	Bump --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892363672] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>Bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 12/17/17 2:15:03 AM #39:	If I were to ask you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one? --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:892363793] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>If I were to ask you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lagfile 12/17/17 2:16:01 AM #40:	What is your username? I can't see it because my GameFAQs is bugged. --- What sounds better, cool or nice? http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/128/388/18b.jpg http://i.imgur.com/tUJUZ.jpg <cite>Lagfile posted [p:892363824] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>What is your username? I can't see it because my GameFAQs is bugged.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 12/17/17 2:19:51 AM #41:	ChromaticAngel posted... If I were to ask you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one? MaybeLagfile posted... What is your username? I can't see it because my GameFAQs is bugged. Peasant light --- GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488 <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:892363927] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote>If I were to ask you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?</quote> Maybe<cite>Lagfile posted...</cite> <quote>What is your username? I can't see it because my GameFAQs is bugged.</quote> Peasant light</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 12/17/17 2:27:13 AM #42:	What's the most efficient way to cook a gerbil? --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:892364131] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>What's the most efficient way to cook a gerbil?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lagfile 12/17/17 2:42:57 AM #43:	Peasant Light? I see. You have my thanks. --- What sounds better, cool or nice? http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/128/388/18b.jpg http://i.imgur.com/tUJUZ.jpg <cite>Lagfile posted [p:892364548] in Ask me any... [t:76097322]...</cite> <quote>Peasant Light? I see. You have my thanks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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