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lilORANG 12/13/17 10:31:51 PM #1:	http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/13/shark-found-wild-believed-512-years-old-7156643/ that's neat, right? Possibly the oldest living vertebrae if true. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:892178170] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote>http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/13/shark-found-wild-believed-512-years-old-7156643/ that's neat, right? Possibly the oldest living vertebrae if true.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/13/17 10:33:07 PM #2:	What the fuck Couldn't it just have like some genetic mutation that makes it grow faster? And please tell me they didn't kill it...that'd be so fucking lame. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:892178234] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote>What the fuck Couldn't it just have like some genetic mutation that makes it grow faster? And please tell me they didn't kill it...that'd be so fucking lame.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HydraSlayer82 12/13/17 10:33:25 PM #3:	Found my new goal. --- Sigless user <cite>HydraSlayer82 posted [p:892178253] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote>Found my new goal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 12/13/17 10:33:29 PM #4:	wow, I thought turtles lived the longest. Even the minimum estimate is longer than the maximum known turtle lifespan. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:892178258] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote>wow, I thought turtles lived the longest. Even the minimum estimate is longer than the maximum known turtle lifespan.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 12/13/17 10:34:16 PM #5:	Greenland sharks have an estimated life span of 400 years, and usually spend their time swimming around looking for a mate. don't we all --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:892178289] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote>Greenland sharks have an estimated life span of 400 years, and usually spend their time swimming around looking for a mate. don't we all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 12/13/17 10:34:35 PM #6:	Holy shit. I didn't know they lived that long. That's insane. The average life span is 400 years. FOUR HUNDRED. My mind can't comprehend this. --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y http://i.imgur.com/AqR3aeX.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vvuUXpp.jpg <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:892178303] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote>Holy shit. I didn't know they lived that long. That's insane. The average life span is 400 years. FOUR HUNDRED. My mind can't comprehend this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/13/17 10:35:02 PM #7:	lilORANG posted... Greenland sharks have an estimated life span of 400 years, and usually spend their time swimming around looking for a mate. Oh wait, ridiculously long lifespans are normal for these things? What the fuck? How have I never heard of these --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:892178325] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote><cite>lilORANG posted...</cite> <quote>Greenland sharks have an estimated life span of 400 years, and usually spend their time swimming around looking for a mate.</quote> Oh wait, ridiculously long lifespans are normal for these things? What the fuck? How have I never heard of these</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 12/13/17 10:35:21 PM #8:	Did they cut it open and count the rings or --- https://i.imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J.jpg <cite>Touch posted [p:892178344] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote>Did they cut it open and count the rings or</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 12/13/17 10:36:19 PM #9:	that shark is older than America. it was swimming around during the revolutionary war <cite>Zikten posted [p:892178397] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote>that shark is older than America. it was swimming around during the revolutionary war</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 12/13/17 10:37:07 PM #10:	Zikten posted... that shark is older than America. it was swimming around during the revolutionary war holy shit --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:892178448] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>that shark is older than America. it was swimming around during the revolutionary war</quote> holy shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 12/13/17 10:39:07 PM #12:	Zikten posted... that shark is older than America. it was swimming around during the revolutionary war It's been trying to get laid longer than we've been a country --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:892178535] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>that shark is older than America. it was swimming around during the revolutionary war</quote> It's been trying to get laid longer than we've been a country</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 12/13/17 10:39:54 PM #13:	lilORANG posted... Greenland sharks have an estimated life span of 400 years, and usually spend their time swimming around looking for a mate. don't we all Ayy lmao --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:892178566] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote><cite>lilORANG posted...</cite> <quote>Greenland sharks have an estimated life span of 400 years, and usually spend their time swimming around looking for a mate. don't we all</quote> Ayy lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 12/13/17 10:41:14 PM #14:	Zurkon posted... littlebro07 posted... And please tell me they didn't kill it...that'd be so fucking lame. They're studying it's bone and tissue so I assume they did. How sad. Says nothing about killing the shark. They likely just took biopsies. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:892178626] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zurkon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote> And please tell me they didn't kill it...that'd be so fucking lame.</quote> They're studying it's bone and tissue so I assume they did. How sad.</quote> Says nothing about killing the shark. They likely just took biopsies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/13/17 10:41:58 PM #15:	Zurkon posted... littlebro07 posted... And please tell me they didn't kill it...that'd be so fucking lame. They're studying it's bone and tissue so I assume they did. How sad. Fucking humanity sucks Unless they can use it to create some vaccine that grants us all 400 year lifespans out of it But still, the poor bastard survives the rise and fall of several empires, two world wars, and more, just to be killed prematurely so scientists can examine him Should be illegal to kill creatures with such long lifespans. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:892178651] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zurkon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote> And please tell me they didn't kill it...that'd be so fucking lame.</quote> They're studying it's bone and tissue so I assume they did. How sad.</quote> Fucking humanity sucks Unless they can use it to create some vaccine that grants us all 400 year lifespans out of it But still, the poor bastard survives the rise and fall of several empires, two world wars, and more, just to be killed prematurely so scientists can examine him Should be illegal to kill creatures with such long lifespans.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 12/13/17 10:58:13 PM #16:	littlebro07 posted... lilORANG posted... Greenland sharks have an estimated life span of 400 years, and usually spend their time swimming around looking for a mate. Oh wait, ridiculously long lifespans are normal for these things? What the fuck? How have I never heard of these This. Before I read that part I thought it was like shark Moses. This is basically like a person making 100 or so. Old but not freakish or unheard of relatively speaking. Still cook af --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:892179410] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>lilORANG posted...</cite> <quote>Greenland sharks have an estimated life span of 400 years, and usually spend their time swimming around looking for a mate.</quote> Oh wait, ridiculously long lifespans are normal for these things? What the fuck? How have I never heard of these</quote> This. Before I read that part I thought it was like shark Moses. This is basically like a person making 100 or so. Old but not freakish or unheard of relatively speaking. Still cook af</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 12/13/17 10:58:57 PM #17:	littlebro07 posted... Zurkon posted... littlebro07 posted... And please tell me they didn't kill it...that'd be so fucking lame. They're studying it's bone and tissue so I assume they did. How sad. Fucking humanity sucks Unless they can use it to create some vaccine that grants us all 400 year lifespans out of it But still, the poor bastard survives the rise and fall of several empires, two world wars, and more, just to be killed prematurely so scientists can examine him Should be illegal to kill creatures with such long lifespans. Agreed. Super not cool af. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:892179442] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zurkon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote> And please tell me they didn't kill it...that'd be so fucking lame.</quote> They're studying it's bone and tissue so I assume they did. How sad.</quote> Fucking humanity sucks Unless they can use it to create some vaccine that grants us all 400 year lifespans out of it But still, the poor bastard survives the rise and fall of several empires, two world wars, and more, just to be killed prematurely so scientists can examine him Should be illegal to kill creatures with such long lifespans.</quote> Agreed. Super not cool af.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 12/13/17 11:00:47 PM #18:	CanuckCowboy posted... Still cook af actually their meat is toxic according to wikipedia. Ya gotta be a master to prepare them properly to eat. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:892179523] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote><cite>CanuckCowboy posted...</cite> <quote>Still cook af</quote> actually their meat is toxic according to wikipedia. Ya gotta be a master to prepare them properly to eat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 12/13/17 11:02:32 PM #19:	lilORANG posted... CanuckCowboy posted... Still cook af actually their meat is toxic according to wikipedia. Ya gotta be a master to prepare them properly to eat. Meant to say cool. Lol. I love meat and all but that shark definitely deserves better than being eaten by some guy whos almost assuredly not even making one lousy century. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:892179608] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote><cite>lilORANG posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CanuckCowboy posted...</cite> <quote>Still cook af</quote> actually their meat is toxic according to wikipedia. Ya gotta be a master to prepare them properly to eat.</quote> Meant to say cool. Lol. I love meat and all but that shark definitely deserves better than being eaten by some guy whos almost assuredly not even making one lousy century.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 12/13/17 11:34:24 PM #21:	We're gonna need a bigger museum. --- http://i.imgur.com/4BPfjc5.png <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:892181014] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote>We're gonna need a bigger museum.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iClockwork 12/13/17 11:35:51 PM #22:	Zurkon posted... littlebro07 posted... And please tell me they didn't kill it...that'd be so fucking lame. They're studying it's bone and tissue so I assume they did. How sad. If I remeber right it got caught in a fishing net and died. <cite>iClockwork posted [p:892181083] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zurkon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote> And please tell me they didn't kill it...that'd be so fucking lame.</quote> They're studying it's bone and tissue so I assume they did. How sad.</quote> If I remeber right it got caught in a fishing net and died.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 12/15/17 9:57:16 PM #23:	it's not over 500 y/o, sensationalist tabloids always exaggerate things. it's true that the species has long lifespan, but the one caught was "only" around 270 y/o. --- You have the right to remain silent, anything you post will be misquoted, then used against you. <cite>Ricemills posted [p:892300220] in 512 year o... [t:76096719]...</cite> <quote>it's not over 500 y/o, sensationalist tabloids always exaggerate things. it's true that the species has long lifespan, but the one caught was "only" around 270 y/o.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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