Poll of the Day > We should hold a daily PotD scrum

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AwesomeTurtwig
12/12/17 9:55:27 PM
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I'll be the scrum master.
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joemodda
12/12/17 9:58:04 PM
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Too much overhead. Can we change it to a weekly scrum?
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Sarcasthma
12/12/17 9:58:19 PM
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All hail the scrotum master.
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AwesomeTurtwig
12/12/17 9:59:28 PM
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joemodda posted...
Too much overhead. Can we change it to a weekly scrum?

No, 4 out of 5 days at least
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trodi_911
12/12/17 10:18:23 PM
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A daily one of these???
fdD36k7
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AwesomeTurtwig
12/13/17 1:32:56 AM
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trodi_911 posted...
A daily one of these???
fdD36k7

nah
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LinkPizza
12/13/17 1:33:49 AM
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Scrum like "Debate Scrum"?
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Dikitain
12/13/17 1:35:50 AM
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I swear if you start bring shit I have to deal with at work on a daily basis into this site I am going to go on a bloody murderous rampage.
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knivesX2004
12/13/17 1:39:07 AM
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I'll be that one asshole who sits down and bullshits the group for 10 minutes and then asks stupid questions that can easily be taken offline.
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Smarkil
12/13/17 1:46:10 AM
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I'll be the guy who never finishes my sprints on time.
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AwesomeTurtwig
12/17/17 6:22:29 PM
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Smarkil posted...
I'll be the guy who never finishes my sprints on time.

That's not really agile. Well maybe it is. I'm not the best scrum master.
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FrozenBananas
12/17/17 6:23:13 PM
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Scrum huh?
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DrPrimemaster
12/17/17 6:44:13 PM
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Let's have standups that last an hour as well.
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Smiffwilm
12/17/17 8:22:52 PM
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Would this be the music that plays while having them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32GWbQt_Zn4

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