Board 8 > Damn, Star Wars is tanking on Rotten Tomatoes

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scarletspeed7
12/12/17 6:25:06 PM
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Only a 93% Fresh rating. Yikes.
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kevwaffles
12/12/17 6:29:30 PM
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93% is fine, since that puts it right below The Disaster Artist.
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Pirateking2000
12/12/17 6:31:20 PM
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Blunder of the Year!
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kevwaffles
12/12/17 6:35:15 PM
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And obviously any movie with a score higher than The Disaster Artist is a lie that is TEARING ME APART, LISA!
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PrivateBiscuit1
12/12/17 6:38:41 PM
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lmao Should have known.

At least Justice League will have company.
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Pokewars
12/12/17 6:42:35 PM
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"This one time, a movie got beat up by the critics so bad....it only made 93% Fresh rating."

"Haha, what a story Mark."
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scarletspeed7
12/12/17 6:43:36 PM
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Pokewars posted...
"This one time, a movie got beat up by the critics so bad....it only made 93% Fresh rating."

"Haha, what a story Mark."

And the best part is that Mark could refer to Mark Hamill.
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most_games_r_ok
12/12/17 7:19:55 PM
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Jeff Zero
12/12/17 7:24:24 PM
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Literally tied right now with The Force Awakens.

Which is excellent because The Force Awakens is excellent.

The Metacritic was about 4-5 points higher for this one though, last time I checked.
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scarletspeed7
12/12/17 7:26:57 PM
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Dammit, Jeff Zero, where were you when I needed someone to speak Dragon Age Inquisition with me?
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Jeff Zero
12/12/17 7:30:58 PM
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scarletspeed7 posted...
Dammit, Jeff Zero, where were you when I needed someone to speak Dragon Age Inquisition with me?


there were two sets of chu prints i carried you etc
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Jeff Zero
12/12/17 8:07:53 PM
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The Last Jedi is back up to a 94, but nothing can save it from lacking those crucial final six points -- or, more damningly, the very real and vital fear that it could once again plummet to a 93.
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ninkendo
12/12/17 8:51:12 PM
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Raka_Putra
12/12/17 8:55:40 PM
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Oh hai Chewie.
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Pokewars
12/12/17 9:26:48 PM
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"Anakin, you're BREAKING MY HEART!" - Padme

"You are TEARING ME APART, Lisa!" - Johnny.

Lisa = Anakin confirmed.
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pjbasis
12/12/17 9:28:04 PM
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Ha knew the movie was gonna be trash.

Boom. Vindicated. Selfish. Wrong. Right. Knew it all along.
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XIII_rocks
12/13/17 8:40:46 AM
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https://filmschoolrejects.com/star-wars-the-last-jedi-review/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
Some minor spoilers

This is a bit more on the negative side of things than the positive ones I've seen so far.

Still seems like it'll be pretty terrific
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Jeff Zero
12/13/17 12:03:18 PM
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As I boldly predicted, The Last Jedi has crashed and burned at 93.
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scarletspeed7
12/13/17 12:03:46 PM
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Did you hear that reviewers are saying some pretty damning things? Apparently this film has SCENES with ACTORS!
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Jeff Zero
12/13/17 12:04:40 PM
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scarletspeed7 posted...
Did you hear that reviewers are saying some pretty damning things? Apparently this film has SCENES with ACTORS!


Lucas' luminary vision for the future of cinema has been ravaged, ransacked, and other 'r' words I dare not repeat in the stunted slimy sight of Kathleen "Lean Cuisine" Kennedy and her army of literal actors.
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scarletspeed7
12/13/17 12:08:33 PM
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Over-under on Ron Howard doing one of the following to the Han Solo film:

1) He narrates the entire film.

2) Tom Hanks is added as a mentor character to Han.

3) Scott Baio and Henry Winkler are added as aliens in a bar or cantina scene.

4) Han Solo has the hots for his cousin.
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Jeff Zero
12/13/17 12:09:46 PM
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I would never bet against #4. There's a skeleton in the closet when Han Solo smirks after learning Luke is Leia's brother. It's not relief what checkers his award-winning face. It's Lannister-lite attraction.
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Jakyl25
12/13/17 12:11:04 PM
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Solo: Im the best smuggler in the galaxy

Narrator: He wasnt.
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scarletspeed7
12/13/17 12:16:20 PM
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Jakyl25 posted...
Solo: Im the best smuggler in the galaxy

Narrator: He wasnt.

Perfect.
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Jeff Zero
12/13/17 12:17:20 PM
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Honestly, the things I'm most excited for with that movie are a.) seeing Lando again for the first time in 35 years and b.) Emilia Clarke lighting up my screen.

I'm definitely a lot less hyped for it right now than I have been for 7/R1/8 though.
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ninkendo
12/13/17 12:35:45 PM
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I only want Lando if it's 80 year old Billy Dee Williams with enough make up to make him look like 43 year old Billy Dee Williams
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trdl23
12/13/17 1:29:32 PM
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pjbasis posted...
Ha knew the movie was gonna be trash.

Boom. Vindicated. Selfish. Wrong. Right. Knew it all along.

It angers me that I understood this reference since I loathe that band.
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Mr Lasastryke
12/13/17 8:23:39 PM
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scarletspeed7 posted...
Over-under on Ron Howard doing one of the following to the Han Solo film:


when you ask "over-under" you have to give a percentage.
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scarletspeed7
12/13/17 8:35:03 PM
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Mr Lasastryke posted...
scarletspeed7 posted...
Over-under on Ron Howard doing one of the following to the Han Solo film:


when you ask "over-under" you have to give a percentage.

If you don't, that means you're asking for the percentage.
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Mr Lasastryke
12/13/17 8:43:19 PM
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ok that's fair.
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WoIfOfLight
12/13/17 8:47:27 PM
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ninkendo posted...
wow not 100 flop

tickets cancelled

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