Current Events > scenario: Gal Gadot is sitting a table away from you and talking about Palestine

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darkphoenix181
12/08/17 2:24:15 PM
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She is discussing that she is so happy that Trump recognizes Israel's capital as being Jerusalem. The guy she is with quips back that Israel is guilty of atrocities against the Palestinian people and is disgusted at her comment. She gets annoyed.
You try to get a roll out of your basket using a fork because it is on the other side of the table and your roll falls off the table and rolls right to the leg of her chair. She turns and notices you staring directly at you.

What do you do?

don't say her because that is too vague and she is a married woman
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Kaname_Madoka
12/08/17 2:25:21 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
her

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ArchiePeck
12/08/17 2:25:57 PM
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I shout "Boycott Israeli apartheid!" and dive for the roll whilst she digests this statement.
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blahblahfatbomb
12/08/17 2:26:27 PM
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Piss on her feet
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darkphoenix181
12/08/17 2:26:29 PM
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ArchiePeck posted...
I shout "Boycott Israeli apartheid!" and dive for the roll whilst she digests this statement.


she is combat trained, good luck batman
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darkphoenix181
12/08/17 2:27:02 PM
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blahblahfatbomb posted...

uh...
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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/08/17 2:28:30 PM
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I get my black British man friend Wesley to handle her
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blahblahfatbomb
12/08/17 2:29:26 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
blahblahfatbomb posted...

uh...

I have needs
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Muffinz0rz
12/08/17 2:32:17 PM
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her
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DragonGirlYuki
12/08/17 2:34:57 PM
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Nothing.
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lilORANG
12/08/17 2:57:02 PM
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I just don't gaf about this israel thing. I thought Trump was gonna be about "America First" or whatever and now he's trying to start more wars in the Middle East.
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Waluigi7
12/08/17 3:00:19 PM
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lilORANG posted...
I just don't gaf about this israel thing. I thought Trump was gonna be about "America First" or whatever and now he's trying to start more wars in the Middle East.

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frozenshock
12/08/17 3:01:37 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...

What do you do?


I say "oh, hum, yeah, I guess."
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averagejoel
12/08/17 3:03:15 PM
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ArchiePeck posted...
I shout "Boycott Israeli apartheid!" and dive for the roll whilst she digests this statement.

this, but also "free Palestine"
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NOM
12/08/17 3:04:20 PM
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Say sorry my roll fell, go get it and throw it away. Than go back to minding my own business.
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ShadowElite86
12/08/17 3:27:15 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
her

blahblahfatbomb posted...
Piss on her feet

Muffinz0rz posted...
her

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Kanaya413
12/08/17 3:35:26 PM
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I'd probably be playing a mobile game and not listening tbh
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Sleeping_Forest
12/08/17 3:36:39 PM
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I challenge her to a Pokmon battle.
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addled
12/08/17 3:40:21 PM
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Say to myself.

Drat, my roll fell near that vaguely familiar looking women talking to some guy about Israel & Palestine. Where is my waiter, I would like new rolls.
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darkphoenix181
12/08/17 3:45:32 PM
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addled posted...
Say to myself.

Drat, my roll fell near that vaguely familiar looking women talking to some guy about Israel & Palestine. Where is my waiter, I would like new rolls.


Gordon Ramsey comes and chews you out
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addled
12/08/17 3:48:18 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
addled posted...
Say to myself.

Drat, my roll fell near that vaguely familiar looking women talking to some guy about Israel & Palestine. Where is my waiter, I would like new rolls.


Gordon Ramsey comes and chews you out


That's going on Yelp then.
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Paragon21XX
12/08/17 3:48:25 PM
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Say while reaching for my roll "Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation, but it is of my opinion that anyone who says that Israel is an apartheid state or anything along those lines tends to be someone that flunked history class," then nonchalantly go back to eating my dinner.
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Yomi
12/08/17 3:50:37 PM
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the heck she doing in dominican republic
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darkphoenix181
12/08/17 3:51:20 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Say while reaching for my roll "Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation, but it is of my opinion that anyone who says that Israel is an apartheid state or anything along those lines tends to be someone that flunked history class," then nonchalantly go back to eating my dinner.


Later that night she approaches you with a big smile and says thanks for your input.
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darkphoenix181
12/08/17 3:51:42 PM
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Yomi posted...
the heck she doing in dominican republic


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jimbiz
12/08/17 3:51:58 PM
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Real talk, I would probably politely asked for an autograph
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darkphoenix181
12/08/17 3:58:05 PM
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jimbiz posted...
Real talk, I would probably politely asked for an autograph


she replies:

"Wow rude! I am here at this restaurant to enjoy my evening away from work and things like this. And you want me to just stop and write my name on a paper for you! ughh"
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K181
12/08/17 4:00:30 PM
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Me: Wait, so is the "t" in Gadot pronounced or is it silent? I always forget. Also, is Ben Affleck nice in real life or is that just a carefully crafted image?
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Funkydog
12/08/17 4:11:43 PM
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Apologise then ask a waiter for new rolls.
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Letron_James
12/08/17 4:19:26 PM
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tell her shes wrong then sex her
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creativerealms
12/08/17 4:21:15 PM
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Many Israelites are not happy with how Trump's doing this.
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Panthera
12/08/17 4:50:41 PM
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I would ask her if she's ever heard of a guy named Steven Stevens from London, Ontario, then I would ask the guy that was arguing with her if he's aware that irony is not in fact like rain on your wedding day. If the answers to both of those questions were either yes or no, we would all go to the beach and party like it's 1982.
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JxOxNxIxCxS
12/08/17 4:55:06 PM
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Since im gonna pick up the roll, i'll might as well give her a low five
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WaffIeElite
12/08/17 4:56:23 PM
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I couldn't possibly give a shit about what two different religious nutcase groups think. She can talk about it all she wants, I'd just be on my phone.
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KazumaKiryu
12/08/17 5:02:24 PM
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I would say "I'm sorry, but I could not help but overhear some of your discussion. Would you like me to help you remove this terrorist? I have no patience for antisemites and I can tell it's bothering you as well."

When she says yes, I give the man 5 seconds to leave. When he refuses, I stab his hand into the table with my fork and whisper "For Zion" in his ear before ripping his fucking head back and throwing him on the ground, now with a bloody would tearing open his hand.

I look at Gal and she has a sly half smile on her face. The man is screaming in pain and shouts "You won't get away with this, infidel!!" as he runs out of the restaurant.

Gal grabs my hand and says "What is your name, friend?"

I tell her "I am Kazuma, the Dragon of Dojima."

She says "Kazuma, we better get out of her quickly. He will be back with reinforcements."

We then run out and prepare for the battle to come.
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darkphoenix181
12/08/17 5:13:17 PM
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KazumaKiryu posted...


Nice Wonder Woman animu teamup fanfiction
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Panthera
12/08/17 5:25:16 PM
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What kind of animu teamup fanfiction doesn't have the self-insert hero doing some inserting if you're getting what I'm giving
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