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Yaridovich
12/02/17 7:50:37 PM
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Mister James Goodbar





I LOVE Mr. Goodbar. It has such a nice taste damn. Like coming home after a long day. The perfect mix of peanuts and chocolate. I could eat four of these fucks in one sitting.

Also fantastic on a s'more.
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Yaridovich
12/02/17 9:07:33 PM
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Bump
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DocileOrangeCup
12/02/17 9:17:03 PM
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MarkIngramTD
12/02/17 9:30:02 PM
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3KL for that shit mods come on....
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Letron_James
12/02/17 9:39:41 PM
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old people candy
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ThePrinceFish
12/02/17 9:40:15 PM
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An old favorite that I haven't had in a long time.
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thronedfire2
12/02/17 9:42:08 PM
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MarkIngramTD posted...
3KL for that shit mods come on....


lmao

its even better with the post right after yours
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DocileOrangeCup
12/03/17 2:22:26 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
MarkIngramTD posted...
3KL for that shit mods come on....


lmao

its even better with the post right after yours

well she does
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MabusIncarnate
12/03/17 2:35:19 AM
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I have a phobia of Mr. Goodbar

I'm legitimately afraid of this chocolate bar. It makes me uneasy even seeing one in a gas station on the shelf.

There's history, and Goodbar won't be forgiven.
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GeneralZhao
12/03/17 2:45:41 AM
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Used to love them as a kid. Haven't had one that's not fun sized in a long while.

I'll give it a 5 just for nostalgia
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LinksLiege
12/03/17 2:52:07 AM
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Chocolate+nuts is generally a winning combination for me.
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DocileOrangeCup
12/03/17 3:11:30 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I have a phobia of Mr. Goodbar

I'm legitimately afraid of this chocolate bar. It makes me uneasy even seeing one in a gas station on the shelf.

There's history, and Goodbar won't be forgiven.

never have i wanted to hear a story more than this one
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MabusIncarnate
12/03/17 3:20:46 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I have a phobia of Mr. Goodbar

I'm legitimately afraid of this chocolate bar. It makes me uneasy even seeing one in a gas station on the shelf.

There's history, and Goodbar won't be forgiven.

never have i wanted to hear a story more than this one

lol.. @DocileOrangeCup

It was high school national honors society field trip, I went to school in Pennsylvania, the origin of Hershey's candy. So that year we decided to go to Hershey Park, which is like a Hershey themed six flags amusement park.

So the bro that was super smart but a burnout brought a certain hallucinogenic to accelerate the fun so naturally I was like sure.

So pretty far gone about an hour in, we realized that there were costumed characters like Disney World, but in the shape of Hershey's candies.

Then we encountered the Mr. Goodbar "employee" aka the government agent. Everywhere we turned, Mr. Goodbar seemed to be following us. Queue in another line Mr. Goodbar wasn't far behind. We stood in line an saw him approach our position and we left that line and went across the park to hide.

Mr. Goodbar knew what we did, and was following us for nearly 4 hours. We got so paranoid that we thought he would tell the teachers supervising the trip and we would go to jail. Mr. Goodbar ruined that entire experience for me. My children will never visit that park.
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TheDarkCircle
12/03/17 3:23:03 AM
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Idk if I've ever had a regular sized one. Just the minis from mixed bags for halloween candy and such. But I always liked them
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Medussa
12/03/17 3:30:02 AM
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I like them, but they're inferior to both payday (for peanuts) and Hershey's w/ Almonds (for a chocolate + nut mix)
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TheDarkCircle
12/03/17 3:31:46 AM
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Medussa posted...
I like them, but they're inferior to both payday (for peanuts) and Hershey's w/ Almonds (for a chocolate + nut mix)


I heard hershey recently changed it from whole almonds to tiny almond pieces. Can anyone confirm? I rarely buy candy bars these days
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DocileOrangeCup
12/03/17 3:37:40 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Chilling Tale.pdf

wow....that's....

wow. you'd think mr goodbar would be a bro but i guess not.

any other things happen there?
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MabusIncarnate
12/03/17 3:39:31 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Chilling Tale.pdf

wow....that's....

wow. you'd think mr goodbar would be a bro but i guess not.

any other things happen there?

I touched a titty for the first time
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DocileOrangeCup
12/03/17 3:41:03 AM
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MabusIncarnate
12/04/17 1:34:41 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I touched a titty for the first time

was it a crunch bar's titty

No it was a real life girl.
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gguirao
12/04/17 1:49:05 AM
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More like Mr. Averagebar.

3/5
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Shotgunnova
12/04/17 1:54:17 AM
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I'd rather eat it than about 100 other candies, but at no point in my life have I thought "gee, a Mr. Goodbar would hit the spot right now".
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DocileOrangeCup
12/04/17 2:06:28 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I touched a titty for the first time

was it a crunch bar's titty

No it was a real life girl.

No I mean was she dressed as a crunch bar
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MabusIncarnate
12/04/17 2:06:59 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I touched a titty for the first time

was it a crunch bar's titty

No it was a real life girl.

No I mean was she dressed as a crunch bar

Oh, no. It was the class slut that let everyone touch her tits.
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DocileOrangeCup
12/04/17 2:47:58 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...

Oh, no. It was the class slut that let everyone touch her tits.

aww man i wish we had one of those
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MabusIncarnate
12/04/17 3:00:58 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...

Oh, no. It was the class slut that let everyone touch her tits.

aww man i wish we had one of those

Save up enough cereal box UPC codes and mail away for one
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