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Burnt_Puke82
12/02/17 5:48:49 PM
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http://mentalfloss.com/article/518003/these-are-some-most-burning-questions-across-america-according-google

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Alabama: Why do dogs lick?

Alaska: Why do we celebrate Halloween?

Arizona: Why do people lie?

Arkansas: Why do we sleep?

California: Why do flies like poop?

Colorado: Why do my boobs hurt?

Connecticut: Why do Yankees do thumbs down?

Delaware: Why do dogs eat grass?

Florida: Why do I feel so alone?

Georgia: Why do you love me?

Hawaii: Why do roosters crow?

Idaho: Why do men have nipples?

Illinois: Why do dogs have tails?

Indiana: Why do my boobs hurt?

Iowa: Why do dogs eat grass?

Kansas: Why do dogs eat grass?

Kentucky: Why do cats knead?

Louisiana: Why do people yawn?

Maine: Why do leaves change color?

Maryland: Why do you want to work here?

Massachusetts: Why do cats hate water?

Michigan: Why do I have diarrhea?

Minnesota: Why do apples float?

Mississippi: Why do living things need water?

Missouri: Why do tomatoes split?

Montana: Why do dogs eat grass?

Nebraska: Why do fireflies glow?

Nevada: Why do dogs lick?

New Hampshire: Why do leaves change color?

New Jersey: Why do Yankees do thumbs down?

New Mexico: Why do we dream?

New York: Why do feet smell?

North Carolina: Why do hurricanes form?

North Dakota: Why do dogs eat grass?

Ohio: Why do guys have nipples?

Oklahoma: Why do dogs lick?

Oregon: Why do cats knead?

Pennsylvania: Why do birds sing?

Rhode Island: Why do cats purr?

South Carolina: Why do I sweat so much?

South Dakota: Why do dogs eat grass?

Tennessee: Why do fireflies glow?

Texas: Why do ears ring?

Utah: Why do we yawn?

Vermont: Why do leaves change color?

Virginia: Why do people cheat?

Washington: Why do cats like boxes?

West Virginia: Why do cats purr?

Wisconsin: Why do fireflies glow?

Wyoming: How to kiss? (not a "why do" question but ok lol)
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XxKrazyChaosxX
12/02/17 5:52:23 PM
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Burnt_Puke82 posted...

Michigan: Why do I have diarrhea?


Best one.
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Zeeak4444
12/02/17 5:53:42 PM
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Why do flies like poop.

FFS California, that's the burning question here...

Lmao at why do apples float lol. Just seems extra random.
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boxington
12/02/17 6:01:45 PM
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didn't expect "why do dogs eat grass" to be the most common one
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cellus523
12/02/17 6:11:19 PM
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So we ask a lot about diarrhea in Michigan. Was hoping it was something less poop related.
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kyujo
12/02/17 6:16:49 PM
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Maryland: Why do you want to work here?

lmao
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Oshawottownage
12/02/17 6:17:10 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...

Michigan: Why do I have diarrhea?


Best one.


Probably Is #1 because Flint
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/02/17 6:32:15 PM
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Oshawottownage posted...
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...

Michigan: Why do I have diarrhea?


Best one.


Probably Is #1 because Flint


I was gonna say the same thing.

I also like how often tits and nipples show up
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Uncle_Drew
12/02/17 6:36:40 PM
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Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Ohio: Why do guys have nipples?

Ayyy Ohio asking the real questions lol
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ssj3vegeta
12/02/17 6:37:24 PM
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Burnt_Puke82
12/02/17 7:59:13 PM
#12:


kyujo posted...
Maryland: Why do you want to work here?

lmao

lol

Yeah that one made me laugh too.
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Trickfinger
12/02/17 8:01:17 PM
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Random. I'm not attributing these searches to much of anything
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Xelltrix
12/02/17 8:03:25 PM
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Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Florida: Why do I feel so alone?


Dang, just calling my state out like that.

XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...

Michigan: Why do I have diarrhea?


Best one.


lmfao
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weapon_d00d816
12/02/17 8:04:56 PM
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Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Missouri: Why do tomatoes split?

What

I'm not even sure what that means
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__aCEr__
12/02/17 8:05:55 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
What

I'm not even sure what that means

That's why you Google it, man.
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Xelltrix
12/02/17 8:06:20 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Missouri: Why do tomatoes split?

What

I'm not even sure what that means


Tomatoes literally split from being overripe or something, maybe that's a huge import from Missouri, I dunno.
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thronedfire2
12/02/17 8:06:36 PM
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lol Florida
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Gamer99z
12/02/17 8:06:51 PM
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Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Florida: Why do I feel so alone?

Florida coming in with the "too real"
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Xelltrix
12/02/17 8:07:31 PM
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Leave us alone!

Oh... wait.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
12/02/17 8:07:43 PM
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North Carolina: Why do hurricanes form?

Actually the most honest one for obvious reasons.
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TheVipaGTS
12/02/17 8:10:03 PM
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Why do cats purr
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HBKick18
12/02/17 8:15:53 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Florida: Why do I feel so alone?

._.

all those old folks ;_;
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Esrac
12/02/17 8:24:49 PM
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HBKick18 posted...
ssj3vegeta posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Florida: Why do I feel so alone?

._.

all those old folks ;_;


I was going to say, must be because of all the old retirees who have family that never visit.

I'm from Louisiana. Why do people yawn?
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chrono625
12/02/17 8:27:04 PM
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Zeeak4444 posted...
Why do flies like poop.

FFS California, that's the burning question here...

Lmao at why do apples float lol. Just seems extra random.


It's is, for a state full of shit heads.
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Trickfinger
12/02/17 8:28:48 PM
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Esrac posted...
HBKick18 posted...
ssj3vegeta posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Florida: Why do I feel so alone?

._.

all those old folks ;_;


I was going to say, must be because of all the old retirees who have family that never visit.

I'm from Louisiana. Why do people yawn?

Their breathing is shallow. It's to take in more oxygen.
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Burnt_Puke82
12/03/17 3:33:06 PM
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BUMP
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southcoast09
12/03/17 3:35:47 PM
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I didn't know so many woman have painful boobs.
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RockRapDubstep
12/03/17 3:36:32 PM
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southcoast09 posted...
I didn't know so many woman have painful boobs.

Because they're fat.
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Solar_Crimson
12/03/17 3:36:55 PM
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Holy_Cloud105
12/03/17 3:38:39 PM
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It's amazing how CT and NJ's question has such a simple answer if they actually watched baseball.
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Burnt_Puke82
12/05/17 1:03:05 AM
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Burnt_Puke82 posted...
BUMP

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12/05/17 1:04:11 AM
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gwwak
12/05/17 1:12:36 AM
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Texas gun owners should use ear muffs when shooting their firearms.
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DarkChozoGhost
12/05/17 1:13:25 AM
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Curious about the apple thing
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masticatingman
12/05/17 1:14:17 AM
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Poor Wyoming.
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KILBOTz
12/05/17 1:17:29 AM
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From Washington, had to google after I saw the question.

Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Washington: Why do cats like boxes?

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SuperExcitebike
12/05/17 1:39:43 AM
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Ohio asking the important questions
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Frosted_Midna
12/05/17 1:48:26 AM
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Yes, why do people cheat?
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Kelystic
12/05/17 1:48:28 AM
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why do most of them have to do with animals
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Burnt_Puke82
12/08/17 6:22:50 AM
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Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Maryland: Why do you want to work here?

This one keeps making me laugh. lol
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Waddlez
12/08/17 6:49:47 AM
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Flintgrandad
12/11/17 8:18:30 PM
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Cats knead?
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Trickfinger
12/12/17 1:08:06 PM
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Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Maryland: Why do you want to work here?

This one keeps making me laugh. lol

I always ask people from out of state why they're even here. Especially if they're not from the city. Like, who would come TO Baltimore?? I'm tryna get the fuck outta here.
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AlternativeFAQS
12/12/17 1:12:25 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Florida: Why do I feel so alone?

._.

lmfao
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C7D
12/12/17 1:12:30 PM
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I guess its time to start random conversations with Its called bioluminescence. Youre welcome. Hypothesis testing time...
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PrettyBoyFloyd
12/12/17 7:18:55 PM
#50:


Flintgrandad posted...
Cats knead?

I've looked that up myself a few years ago.
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