Poll of the Day > Describe the worst person you've ever known

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We all know a lot of garbage people, but who was just the worst?
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@TheWorstPoster
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I have a cousin that is terrible. Ive never gotten along with him and he is always starting trouble. He is the same age as my younger brother and has always been an awful influence.

When they were 14 they got caught shoplifting at Target, my brother had a box of Mike and Ikes under his shirt and my cousin had a few hundred dollars worth of electronics stuffed in his pants. I still give my brother shit for how stupid that was. Then when he got his learners permit he stole his moms car and credit card and picked up my brother so they could go to the movies. They got caught on camera for that one when my aunt disputed the charges.

The absolute worst thing he ever did though was he stole his stepdads handgun when he was 16 or so and showed up with it at one of their friends house so they could play with it. They were being idiots playing around with it and one of them ended up getting shot. Thankfully the poor kid didnt die or anything, ended up being ok after going to the hospital. They all told some stupid lie about how a stranger shot him(the kid who got shot went along with the story too), I didnt find out until much later what really happened.

He lives out of state and Ive only seen him once in the last decade or so. He came down for thanksgiving with the family, proceeded to get as drunk as possible and ended up puking in his moms pool.
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My dad, I think everyone here is familiar with the reasons why.

Behind him would be 2 co-workers from my most recent job. One for unashamedly sexually harassing another employee. He was reported several times, and was told he was never allowed to work with her because of his actions, and that made him so mad that he quit.
The other co-worker is just a lying scumbag who does nothing but cause problems for everybody. If you weren't actively sucking up to him, he was trying to get you fired. He's half the reason I quit. His personality was very similar to my dad's and they didn't get along either.
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I've known a multitude of scumbags and whores in my life but no single one really stands out.
The guys are a mix of deadbeat dads, petty criminals and oblivious addicts. They all make the same mistakes over and over while never taking responsibility and always blaming others for thier problems.
The women are manipulative liars that have zero class and most would suck any dick for a line of coke.

Luckily I'm only related to one of these people and its not by blood.
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Some loser on xbox live who keeps hacking me.

My brother-in-law. Total jackass and dick. Looks exactly like a mean, less funny version of Gru from Despicable Me in jeans with a beer in his hands at all times. Always complains, never smiles or says anything pleasant, and kills his kids' imaginations by constantly yelling at them for being kids.

Can't stand him.
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I'm a Deputy Sheriff in a jail. I regularly interact with serial killers and child rapists unfortunately.

some of my former classmates became drug addicts
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The mouthbreather that passed me only to get in my lane and go one mph slower than I had locked my cruise control today.

My father. He hated everyone and everything. Shot my brother in the face. Abandoned us for some skank he met in a club. He also did some inappropriate things to my 11 year old sister 30 something years ago.
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ss4parrothair posted...

TheWorstPoster

I assume this was a joke on his name, but probably this, honestly, if we can include people from here.

You guys know some shitty people, jeez. The worst real-life example I can think of is probably my childhood best friend, actually. He's one of those type of people who fails at pretty much everything in life and finds a way to blame the world instead of realizing he's the problem. I think he went to HS for like six years and still didn't graduate. He'll just lie and bullshit out of trouble that was his own creation. I remember he always wanted (perhaps still wants?) to be a cop but he has such a bad sense law and morality; he's stolen stuff from his friends and even from employers. He's a big closet racist and is generally vulgar and super impulsive.

OreonX1 posted...

My father. He hated everyone and everything. Shot my brother in the face. Abandoned us for some skank he met in a club. He also did some inappropriate things to my 11 year old sister 30 something years ago.

Possibly a dumb question... did your brother survive? If so, is he ok?
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I know a guy who broke into a dudes house and beat the shit out of him with a pipe wrench (nearly killed him) in front of the dudes kid, and stole his laptop. and he did all of this for a piece of ass. girl did this whole, "my ex dumped me and won't give me my laptop back" in court she admitted that she just manipulated this guy into stealing the laptop for her. i'm not friends with him anymore, he always seemed a bit off in the head, but he always came off as the nicest person before then.
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Umm... well, he makes Ricky from TPB look like Stephen Hawking intellectually, yet he argues about everything and ignores any evidence or dissenting opinions. He says openly bigoted things and doesnt even realize it. He met his current wife by cheating on his previous one. Oh, and he had to take his kid (under 5, iirc) to the hospital because he let him play with glass bottles.
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Only counting offline, nobody jumps to mind. Online, you people openly advocating shit like mass murder -- especially CEsspoolers. There was that one fucking psycho who recommended making space in our prisons by putting most inmates to death and, to top it off, he claimed it was the "rational thing to do."

ASlaveObeys posted...

I'm a Deputy Sheriff in a jail. I regularly interact with serial killers and child rapists unfortunately.

Serial killers are pretty damn rare, so I find that a little surprising.
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Zeus posted...

Only counting offline, nobody jumps to mind. Online, you people openly advocating shit like mass murder -- especially CEsspoolers. There was that one fucking psycho who recommended making space in our prisons by putting most inmates to death and, to top it off, he claimed it was the "rational thing to do."

ASlaveObeys posted...

I'm a Deputy Sheriff in a jail. I regularly interact with serial killers and child rapists unfortunately.

Serial killers are pretty damn rare, so I find that a little surprising.

I thought the same thing. and child rapists aren't so common to be a regular interaction I figured. unless we are using a broader view on all the things involving sex offenders dealing with "minors"
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3 or more killings on separate occasions not related to gang activity and often done as a form of gratification. The media makes it seem a lot more rare than it is and it's not really a legal sentence or crime you get charged with. We have over 20 guys awaiting trail (because it's jail) who are alleged of crimes fitting that definition.

There are way more child rapists.

This kid who bullied me back at school I guess. He got deported back to Jamaica now though so he got what he deserved in short.
I would have said my mum because she's a real piece of shit but she hasn't been part of my life for most of it and I feel nothing towards her so this guy takes the top spot.
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a previous manager "joke fired" me when i was actually getting a promotion. thought it was funny, nobody else in the room did.

this is the same asshole who, after i was diagnosed with MS, asked if i would be making my sales numbers for the month. no joke, called him from the ER, told him about the diagnosis and that was literally the first and only thing he said.

generally a piece of shit and i understand he has fallen to hard times since the company was sold. pretty happy about the end result.
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My dad.

After he got arrested for perving on my sister, he blackmailed me and my brother trying to get us pinned as sex offenders so he could have custody over my siblings. I worry about him snapping and just waltzing over and shooting my whole family dead.
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Funny how everyone has a Frankenstein.

Now just think of all the terrible people you meet on a daily basis and don't know about.
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Troll_Police_ posted...

a previous manager "joke fired" me when i was actually getting a promotion. thought it was funny, nobody else in the room did.

this is the same asshole who, after i was diagnosed with MS, asked if i would be making my sales numbers for the month. no joke, called him from the ER, told him about the diagnosis and that was literally the first and only thing he said.

generally a piece of shit and i understand he has fallen to hard times since the company was sold. pretty happy about the end result.

@Troll_Police_

Was your boss Micheal Scott by some chance?
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Anyone who says "I'm happy that the person I don't like isn't doing well." is 95% just as terrible a person as the person they claim is a terrible person.
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A cousin. Spoiled rotten, got everything he wanted but destroyed it because he had no respect for it. As a teenager he bullied others, especially the less fortunate or mentally disabled.
Got into drugs. Became a drug user and dealer. Thought he was something flying around to different countries making deals and spending a month at some musician's home in California. That means he and his wife left his 2 small children with their grandparents for that time but I guess it was better for them.

Was nuts but I guess it was the drugs destroyed his brain. I've seen him shoot at people, burned some of our family business, scream, cry, curse and fight people. Rammed his truck into his father's twice. Choked his mom.

Was finally arrested for drug dealing, or at least some of his underlings were and they ratted him out. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison but died before he went. I have never got a straight answer as to what happened. I think he overdosed because he was a coward.

Another family member has his home now. It was very nice when built but the hardwood floors were destroyed (they had 16 German shepards which ran in and out of the house.) Filthy, they didn't clean but many of the clothes piled on the floor were expensive brands with the tags still on them. Broken windows and appliances. Bullet holes in the walls and three holes in the bathtub.

I don't miss him. His mother, who used to say she wanted him in prison, said he was psychotic and so on now talks about how sweet and great he was. She is raising his son and I see that she is spoiling this little boy and raising him with the same shitty self entitled personality as her son so we have another one to deal with in a few years.

SunWuKung420 posted...

Anyone who says "I'm happy that the person I don't like isn't doing well." is 95% just as terrible a person as the person they claim is a terrible person.

That makes no sense.
Why do you say things that make no sense, just for the sake of being contrary, then attempt to insult people who don't agree with you?
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SusanGreenEyes posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Anyone who says "I'm happy that the person I don't like isn't doing well." is 95% just as terrible a person as the person they claim is a terrible person.

That makes no sense.
Why do you say things that make no sense, just for the sake of being contrary, then attempt to insult people who don't agree with you?

he also defends child rapists. i mean, what do you expect? the man doesnt think anyone should be held accountable for anything, ever.
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Nasada19 posted...

Troll_Police_ posted...

a previous manager "joke fired" me when i was actually getting a promotion. thought it was funny, nobody else in the room did.

this is the same asshole who, after i was diagnosed with MS, asked if i would be making my sales numbers for the month. no joke, called him from the ER, told him about the diagnosis and that was literally the first and only thing he said.

generally a piece of shit and i understand he has fallen to hard times since the company was sold. pretty happy about the end result.

@Troll_Police_

Was your boss Micheal Scott by some chance?

does totally sound like some shit michael would do, but this guy wasnt dumb as a post like michael. im sure on some level he must have realized what he was doing, or at least i expect he knew better.
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SusanGreenEyes posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Anyone who says "I'm happy that the person I don't like isn't doing well." is 95% just as terrible a person as the person they claim is a terrible person.

That makes no sense.
Why do you say things that make no sense, just for the sake of being contrary, then attempt to insult people who don't agree with you?

If you don't like someone, wish that they improve themselves into someone worthy of respect, instead of wishing ill towards them. It's called "being a better person".

Take @Troll_Police_, for example. He's going to keep saying slanderous lies about me because he can't help but be a terrible person. Hopefully one day, he'll become a better person. I hope for his sake, his wife's sake and his daughter's sake.
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bro, i dont really like child rapist defenders talking about my daughter. i consider it a threat.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Anyone who says "I'm happy that the person I don't like isn't doing well." is 95% just as terrible a person as the person they claim is a terrible person.

Yes I'm a arsehole and enjoy karma.
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