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MikeArmstrong
11/29/17 9:56:16 PM
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-lost his dad
-lost his hammer
-gets captured on Sakaar
-loses his hair
-loses his eye
-his home planet blows up

Presumably right after the credits roll...
-spaceship gets destroyed
-many Asgardians die
-floating around in space

Damn, Thor's had a rough week.
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TomNook20
11/29/17 9:57:08 PM
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MikeArmstrong
11/29/17 9:57:54 PM
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TomNook20 posted...
Lost Natalie Portman.

True, but I'd consider that an improvement
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008Zulu
11/29/17 10:00:00 PM
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Thor: Though I may have had a bad week, I can rest assured that my friends; Iron Man and Captain America are still together, keeping Midgard safe.
*arrives back on Earth*
Thor: Well shit.
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Questionmarktarius
11/29/17 10:01:55 PM
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008Zulu posted...
Thor: Though I may have had a bad week, I can rest assured that my friends; Iron Man and Captain America are still together, keeping Midgard safe.
*arrives back on Earth*
Thor: Well shit.


"Well at least Loki isn't causing any mischief this time..."
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MikeArmstrong
11/29/17 10:02:38 PM
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Thor: Damn, a bit of bad luck lately. At least Thanos will have trouble finding the Infinity Stone we left with the Collector.
Guardians: About that...
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iPhone_7
11/29/17 10:02:47 PM
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What happened to Natalie Portman?
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Swagnificent119
11/29/17 10:15:11 PM
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iPhone_7 posted...
What happened to Natalie Portman?


She didn't want to be in the Thor movies anymore, I'd guess.

Plus nobody really liked her.

And Marvel Wikipedia Experts are now probably going "but how are they going to introduce Lady Thor!?"
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Darmik
11/29/17 10:16:27 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
What happened to Natalie Portman?


She didn't want to be in the Thor movies anymore, I'd guess.

Plus nobody really liked her.

And Marvel Wikipedia Experts are now probably going "but how are they going to introduce Lady Thor!?"


They could bring her back if they wanted her. She wasn't needed in Ragnarok or Avengers. Didn't Paltrow take a break too?
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MikeArmstrong
11/29/17 10:17:18 PM
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I'd rather not have Lady Thor in the MCU. I'd rather see Beta Ray first.
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ChromaticAngel
11/29/17 10:18:07 PM
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MikeArmstrong posted...
I'd rather not have Lady Thor in the MCU. I'd rather see Beta Ray first.

that would be a really hard sell to casual audiences.
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dave_is_slick
11/29/17 10:21:58 PM
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Darmik posted...
Didn't Paltrow take a break too?

She came back in Homecoming.
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dave_is_slick
11/29/17 10:22:55 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
MikeArmstrong posted...
I'd rather not have Lady Thor in the MCU. I'd rather see Beta Ray first.

that would be a really hard sell to casual audiences.

I have no idea who that is, but harder than a literal living planet?
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MikeArmstrong
11/29/17 10:23:46 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
MikeArmstrong posted...
I'd rather not have Lady Thor in the MCU. I'd rather see Beta Ray first.

that would be a really hard sell to casual audiences.

Yeah I feel you. It'd also be hard to sell a talking raccoon and tree and a funny rock guy
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Xelltrix
11/29/17 10:26:19 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
MikeArmstrong posted...
I'd rather not have Lady Thor in the MCU. I'd rather see Beta Ray first.

that would be a really hard sell to casual audiences.


I doubt that he would be any harder to sell than plenty of the other heroes and villains they've introduced. He's not really all that obscure. I recognize him and I don't really know Thor at all.
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tremain07
11/29/17 10:26:38 PM
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Damn, does Marvel just hate Thor? How much worse can it get? Will he end up having to watch NP die in the new movie so her actress can be done with the role?
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Questionmarktarius
11/29/17 10:29:01 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
So what happened to Sif? She was hot af and I don't rememeber her dying. Just all his other friends dying.

Actor unavailability.
http://ew.com/movies/2017/10/28/jaimie-alexander-thor-ragnarok-sif/
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Darmik
11/29/17 10:31:05 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Darmik posted...
Didn't Paltrow take a break too?

She came back in Homecoming.


I remember that. But she missed a movie or two because she broke up with Tony off-screen as well yeah?
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iron jojo
11/29/17 10:33:03 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
008Zulu posted...
Thor: Though I may have had a bad week, I can rest assured that my friends; Iron Man and Captain America are still together, keeping Midgard safe.
*arrives back on Earth*
Thor: Well shit.


"Well at least Loki isn't causing any mischief this time..."

Awesome
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ChromaticAngel
11/29/17 10:33:04 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
I have no idea who that is, but harder than a literal living planet?

The planet isn't the sell. The sell is Peter Quill. The planet is guest star in the Peter Quill movie.

You can't make "Thor" take out Chris Hemsworth and give us Beta Ray Bill instead. That won't work, at least not for adults.
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dave_is_slick
11/29/17 10:33:08 PM
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Darmik posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
Darmik posted...
Didn't Paltrow take a break too?

She came back in Homecoming.


I remember that. But she missed a movie or two because she broke up with Tony off-screen as well yeah?

Yeah.
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lilORANG
11/29/17 10:33:59 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
that would be a really hard sell to casual audiences.

you can't make that argument in the days of GotG and Ant-Man. Maybe if we were still in phase one someone would believe you.
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ChromaticAngel
11/29/17 10:34:27 PM
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lilORANG posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
that would be a really hard sell to casual audiences.

you can't make that argument in the days of GotG and Ant-Man. Maybe if we were still in phase one someone would believe you.

The main character of both of those movies is still a human.
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MikeArmstrong
11/29/17 10:35:46 PM
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Marvel could make a Korg solo movie and it would work.
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dave_is_slick
11/29/17 10:39:45 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
lilORANG posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
that would be a really hard sell to casual audiences.

you can't make that argument in the days of GotG and Ant-Man. Maybe if we were still in phase one someone would believe you.

The main character of both of those movies is still a human.

Rocket and Groot were featured heavily in the promotion. And all five of them are the main characters.
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Xelltrix
11/29/17 10:42:04 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...

Rocket and Groot were featured heavily in the promotion. And all five of them are the main characters.


And it really wouldn't matter whether or not they're human... Marvel has enough traction to make most of their comic character movies succeed, even if they're obscure.
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I Like Toast
11/29/17 10:43:21 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
lilORANG posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
that would be a really hard sell to casual audiences.

you can't make that argument in the days of GotG and Ant-Man. Maybe if we were still in phase one someone would believe you.

The main character of both of those movies is still a human.

Who said he'd have to be a main character

Oh right you're doing that dig your hole deeper thing you love doing
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Questionmarktarius
11/29/17 10:43:52 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...

Rocket and Groot were featured heavily in the promotion.

Raccoons and trees are still earth-relatable things. Beta Ray Bill would only be so if the movie completely turned him into a horsehead, like pretty much everyone originally thought in the 80s.
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dave_is_slick
11/29/17 10:50:42 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Raccoons and trees are still earth-relatable things.

Bring those goalposts back.
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Questionmarktarius
11/29/17 10:51:53 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Raccoons and trees are still earth-relatable things.

Bring those goalposts back.

No.
We're playing baseball now.
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Xelltrix
11/29/17 10:52:00 PM
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Seriously, lmao.
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MikeArmstrong
11/29/17 10:53:29 PM
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The goalposts are in Knowhere now.
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