Current Events > huh, I actually do the opposite of manspreading, yet I am male

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I don't like to touch random strangers so I actually try to make as much space as possible between them and me. I will even press my knees firmly together if necessary.

Anyone else?
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Nah, I got big balls and I lift. The best I can do comfortably is cross my ankles.
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ClockworkHare posted...

I got big balls

no bigger than a tennis ball right?
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and to this point, I never really noticed the pressure on my balls

it exists yes

but it really isn't that bad

ofc, sitting like that for a several hours and then getting up it will be quite uncomfortable

but 20-30 mins, is totally bearable

having to pee is much much much more uncomfortable and yet people hold that for hours sometimes

so

I don't get it. Why can't you press your knees together? It doesn't hurt or anything like that.
You just being a jerk to people around you for a trivial "it feels less good" ?

well, not the actual knee bones totally touching

but there isn't much if any space difference between them not touching and touching, I guess the important part is your thighs touching
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Womanclamping?
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I'm not a soyboy so my balls too big to completely eliminate it but I try to take up only as much space as I need.
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

soyboy

what is this
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

I'm not a soyboy so my balls too big to completely eliminate it but I try to take up only as much space as I need.

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Tc some people have larger testicles. I don't mean it as an insult, maybe you have the ball size equivalent to a woman's A cup or small B cup. Nothing wrong with that.

Some men have the equivalent to C or D cup balls.

Plus womanclamping your nuts like that will make you go sterile in the long run

EducatedGuy posted...

Plus womanclamping your nuts like that will make you go sterile in the long run

lmao

no, that is damaging them like getting hit real hard or someone trying to crush them
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btw mr.educated

would you liken yours to be the size of an orange? a tennis ball?

how big?
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darkphoenix181 posted...

D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

soyboy

what is this

A boy who was raised on soy and thus did not grow properly
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

A boy who was raised on soy and thus did not grow properly

are you being racist?
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@darkphoenix181

I knew someone would support this bs, act like a man, stop letting women tell you feel bad for being male, reclaim your manhood.

Sitting with your knees pressed together is bad for your balls, that pressure is not a good thing and yes it fucking will lead to medical issues if you do it often.

You need to stop buying into this modern feminist garbage cause it is only making you more stupid and will fuck up your body.
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@Offworlder1 posted...

Sitting with your knees pressed together is bad for your balls, that pressure is not a good thing and yes it f***ing will lead to medical issues if you do it often.

if that is true cite me some medical articles that say so
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What kind of nonsense is this where dudes pretend like their legs can't close? The internet is mostly males, who you trying to fool?
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@darkphoenix181

You know what you just keep womanclamping your nuts, a bunch of dudes have no reason to lie to you about fucking up your balls. That pressure should tell you stop doing this, you wanting medical articles sounds like some bs a woman pulls when you tell her your wrong.

If you want to go sterile or fuck your nuts up then go right ahead but for intelligent MEN out there this is a do not do this.
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i am carted around by peasants due to my size
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@Offworlder1 posted...

You know what you just keep womanclamping your nuts, a bunch of dudes have no reason to lie to you about fucking up your balls. That pressure should tell you stop doing this, you wanting medical articles sounds like some bs a woman pulls when you tell her your wrong.

If you want to go sterile or fuck your nuts up then go right ahead but for intelligent MEN out there this is a do not do this.

so basically you give up and can't find a medical professional saying this is a thing because you actually made it up?

gotcha
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Offworlder1 posted...

Its a terrible thing to say to another man but when not if you find your sterile or have testicular problems I will laugh.

Congrats on being that fool.

just tell me why you think this happens

show me a doctor who says it happens
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darkphoenix181 posted...

D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

A boy who was raised on soy and thus did not grow properly

are you being racist?

Being a Soyboy has nothing to do with race.
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@Offworlder1

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3912872/Trying-baby-Experts-reveal-23-things-leave-men-infertile-avoid-it.html

not-manspreading not found as an issue for infertility
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

darkphoenix181 posted...

D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

A boy who was raised on soy and thus did not grow properly

are you being racist?

Being a Soyboy has nothing to do with race.

asians eat alot of soy

western cuisine usually doesn't have soy as an ingredient

so what do you mean by being raised on soy?

seems pretty racist tbh
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darkphoenix181 posted...

D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

darkphoenix181 posted...

D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

A boy who was raised on soy and thus did not grow properly

are you being racist?

Being a Soyboy has nothing to do with race.

asians eat alot of soy

western cuisine usually doesn't have soy as an ingredient

so what do you mean by being raised on soy?

seems pretty racist tbh

That's such a soyboy thing to say lol
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certified soyboy topic
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Spooking posted...

I think I'm going to sit down and manspread in this topic.

*manspreads*

Ahh... Relaxing!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3912872/Trying-baby-Experts-reveal-23-things-leave-men-infertile-avoid-it.html

one thing listed as causing men to be infertile is that their balls never dropped

thinking on it now....that could be why it is painful to close your legs

Zurkon posted...

I've never had a problem sitting with my legs closed. Your balls either go under your theighs or above them.

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tofu is an asian cuisine...

why you guys need to be racists?
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All this rampant manspreading is probably why public transportation smells so bad.
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actually I cannot eat soy

soy 99.99% of the time has wheat added into it

I cannot eat wheat

usually I eat lots of meat and potatoes
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Wil Wheaton
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darkphoenix181 posted...

actually I cannot eat soy

soy 99.99% of the time has wheat added into it

I cannot eat wheat

usually I eat lots of meat and potatoes

Bro you're so infertile that even soy products are too much for you to handle.
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darkphoenix181 posted...

actually I cannot eat soy

soy 99.99% of the time has wheat added into it

I cannot eat wheat

usually I eat lots of meat and potatoes

lol you have bad genetics
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can't hear you vegan nerds over the sound of my well done steak with ketchup and extremely seasoned greasy fries
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darkphoenix181 posted...

can't hear you vegan nerds over the sound of my well done steak with ketchup and extremely seasoned greasy fries

???????????
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Funbazooka posted...

Wtf
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50Blessings posted...

darkphoenix181 posted...

can't hear you vegan nerds over the sound of my well done steak with ketchup and extremely seasoned greasy fries

???????????

chomp chomp chomp

still waiting for a logical response to why you need to manspread

"but it will make me infertile!"

you guys literally can't give a single sauce

PATHETIC
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darkphoenix181 posted...

still waiting for a logical response to why you need to manspread

I manspread because I do whatever the fuck I want and don't give a frenchmans shit if a feminist gets pissed off about it. I manspread because I'm a free man in the god damn UNITED STATES of GODDAMN AMERICA. My grandpappy didn't kill hordes of Charlie in the jungles of Vietnam so some prissy bitch with a stick up her ass could tell me how to sit down.

Why do you feel the need to constantly keep your legs together, brother? Is it the same reason? Because you're free to do that? Or is it because secretly you're afraid how woman will look at you?
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I've legit never sat on my balls before and didn't know it was even an issue.
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Maybe he lost his balls so time ago and there is nothing between his legs to care about.

Eunuchs still exist, maybe he is one.
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50Blessings posted...

darkphoenix181 posted...

still waiting for a logical response to why you need to manspread

I manspread because I do whatever the fuck I want and don't give a frenchmans shit if a feminist gets pissed off about it. I manspread because I'm a free man in the god damn UNITED STATES of GODDAMN AMERICA. My grandpappy didn't kill hordes of Charlie in the jungles of Vietnam so some prissy bitch with a stick up her ass could tell me how to sit down.

Why do you feel the need to constantly keep your legs together?

because unlike you I don't follow a bandwagon mindlessly seeking for approval

you don't do whatever the fuck you want, you are a beta struggling to have senpai notice you thinking you can read about masculinity online and copy some stereotype and people will be fooled into thinking you exude it

If you want to touch me, you need to earn that privilege

if they want to touch you, you offer it to everyone for any reason at no price

pathetic

girl sits by you and you put your legs all over her giving a sample saying "please like me"
"does my touch feel good?"
"I am a man right? RIGHT?"

smh

but when she sits by me I pull away saying "you don't have the right to feel my testosterone imbued muscles, earn it"
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TC be shitting soy in these haters mouths.
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Zurkon posted...

I've never had a problem sitting with my legs closed. Your balls either go under your theighs or above them. They don't stay in a position where they're going to get clamped. I guess if you have fat legs it could be a problem.

This. I don't even feel pressure on my balls when I have my knees pressed together. It's more uncomfortable for my thighs. My legs aren't skinny at all. Until I saw the term in another topic yesterday, I had never heard "manspreading" before and while I had noticed off and on dudes sitting like that, it never occurred to me that it was a thing as opposed to random isolated instances of rude people and I never associated it with gender other than "women probably don't sit that way because they are probably used to avoiding it because they sometimes wear stuff that could expose their underwear or vagina if they sit that way."

For me, the most comfortable position to sit in is with about 8-12 inches between my knees. I'll go less on a crowded bus because not doing so is being an asshole and has been being an asshole since the beginning of public transportation, long before feminists started bitching about it. That's all this topic is about. All this "hurr durr but ur balls" just translates to "I suddenly want to do this and take it to an extreme now that feminists have started saying 'don't do it' and have invented a term for it." That's literally all it is... and I say that as someone who finds it disgusting that feminists have taken a a gesture that is pointless and discourteous and turned it into a "this is yet another sexist and oppressive thing men to do us" issue. They are in the wrong for that narrative and the cause of all these idiots in this topic championing the damn thing and embarrassing themselves by using other garbage meme terms like "soy boy"
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darkphoenix181 posted...

because unlike you I don't follow a bandwagon mindlessly seeking for approval

you don't do whatever the f*** you want, you are a beta struggling to have senpai notice you thinking you can read about masculinity online and copy some stereotype and people will be fooled into thinking you exude it

Oh look, another soyboy projecting lmfao
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