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KILBOTz
12/06/17 10:56:07 AM
#151:


can someone go over to his house and check his underwear drawer? I figure if I send him some underwear for xmas he might respond.
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teepan95
12/06/17 11:49:55 AM
#152:


While TC was writing silly CYOAs, I studied the blade
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SmidgeIsntBack
12/08/17 7:11:39 AM
#154:


Pinky pls
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apolloooo
12/08/17 8:15:04 AM
#155:


:(

I wamt the continuation
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WafflehouseJK
12/08/17 3:50:43 PM
#156:


rip
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Funkydog
12/08/17 4:13:58 PM
#157:


Pinky you swine.

Update this or I shall write a letter to your mother informing her of your most uncouth behaviour.
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Eevee-Trainer
12/08/17 9:19:38 PM
#158:


o shit

Funky bringing out the big guns
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pinky0926
12/10/17 7:15:01 AM
#159:


:o
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Funkydog
12/10/17 7:15:57 AM
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Eevee-Trainer
12/10/17 7:17:53 AM
#161:


*munches popcorn*
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apolloooo
12/10/17 7:54:44 AM
#162:


gJAMy
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pinky0926
12/11/17 8:05:24 AM
#163:


Brb
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Eevee-Trainer
12/11/17 8:26:03 AM
#164:


"brb" only applies if you intend to come back. ;-;
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Funkydog
12/11/17 11:43:02 AM
#165:


That's it.

Writing to your mother as we speak.
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WafflehouseJK
12/11/17 3:38:09 PM
#166:


It really is an Assmuff CYOA.

False promises of a return, never to be fulfilled.

Pinky is the chosen one.
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St_Harley
12/11/17 4:24:42 PM
#167:


*sees no update*

;_____;
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goldenBoi45
12/11/17 4:31:46 PM
#168:


WafflehouseJK posted...
It really is an Assmuff CYOA.

False promises of a return, never to be fulfilled.

Pinky is the chosen one.


He is AssMuff, reincarnated
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pinky0926
12/12/17 7:51:24 PM
#169:


brb
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KILBOTz
12/13/17 1:50:17 PM
#170:


listen you stupid whore, you don't toy around with the feelings and emotions of normal well adjusted guys like us on this board, you fucking tease, I bet you are too busy getting fucked by some hot guy that you can't spend some time telling stories to nice guys.

bitch.
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Funkydog
12/13/17 2:35:59 PM
#171:


This is what we get for opening our heart.

I hope you are happy pinky.
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Funkydog
12/14/17 10:10:41 AM
#172:


This CYOA sucked anyway.

LOL

please don't leave us ;_;
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pinky0926
12/14/17 10:47:34 AM
#173:


While you browsed this forum, I studied the blade.
While you wiled away your evening on Netflix, I studied the blade.
My limbs are nimble. My mind pointed. Within these fingers lies dormant the skill of a thousand years of Samurai knowledge, passed down and condensed in the form of many rewatches of Rurouni Kenshin.

Don't fear the blade. Fear me, and weep, for I am your reckoning, and your salvation.

But note well @Funkydog, @KILBOTz, @goldenBoi45, @Eevee-Trainer, @WafflehouseJK, @apolloooo, @teepan95, and my many other disciples. While my justice swift and my blade merciless, you, my loyal Deshi will die with honour. You will taste my full power, I will have no regrets. It will be a beautiful death.

TzsVZH8

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B) Reveal that you are in fact a man in disguise, and you'll share your dick pics first to convince him

Now that Steve (Or "Sado" as you like to think of him) is reeled thoroughly into you web, all you need do is lay the trap to its completion. If Sado-kun likes men, why not tempt him with your offering? If you show him your package, he's sure to sign the delivery form, so to speak.

"Steve, I have a confession. I was hoping you'd say you were a man of more rugged delights, because I am, in fact, a hot blooded male too. *blushes coyly* "

Playing the jockish fool didn't seem to go as well as you hoped earlier, so this time you opt for a more refined approach. You hope that Sado is at least somewhat literate enough to understand the tasteful use of asterisks in this instance.

Now for the artist to complete his work. Positioning your camera between your legs and as close to your swollen manhood as you can manage, you make great use of forced perspective to turn your perfectly acceptably sized (above average in many countries certainly according to census results) into the very Colossus of Chodes.

Satisfied with the artful framing of this photo despite your distaste for "selfies", you leave a little caption to the tune of "And here's how hot blooded I am", before hitting send.

Sado doesn't reply right away. In fact, despite the read receipt he doesn't reply at all. What do yo do now?

A) Wait it out. If it goes on too long, send a few more to really bring home the harvest
B) Illicit a reply with "please respond"
C) Ask him what he thinks and does he like what he seens
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SusanGreenEyes
12/14/17 10:51:20 AM
#174:


C
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EnragedSlith
12/14/17 10:56:21 AM
#175:


b

STEEEEEVE
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goldenBoi45
12/14/17 11:07:35 AM
#176:


A then C then B :)
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Funkydog
12/14/17 11:16:39 AM
#177:


goldenBoi45 posted...
A then C then B :)

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WafflehouseJK
12/14/17 11:25:21 AM
#178:


Funkydog posted...
goldenBoi45 posted...
A then C then B :)

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KILBOTz
12/14/17 11:27:31 AM
#179:


Funkydog posted...
goldenBoi45 posted...
A then C then B :)

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teepan95
12/14/17 11:28:57 AM
#180:


KILBOTz posted...
Funkydog posted...
goldenBoi45 posted...
A then C then B :)

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Eevee-Trainer
12/14/17 11:33:51 AM
#181:


Funkydog posted...
goldenBoi45 posted...
A then C then B :)

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apolloooo
12/14/17 11:55:45 AM
#182:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
Funkydog posted...
goldenBoi45 posted...
A then C then B :)

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fire_bolt
12/14/17 2:07:00 PM
#183:


apolloooo posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
Funkydog posted...
goldenBoi45 posted...
A then C then B :)

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scar the 1
12/15/17 5:42:27 AM
#184:


A then C then B
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nikko004
12/17/17 1:20:25 AM
#186:


BettyB0op08 posted...
fire_bolt posted...
apolloooo posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
Funkydog posted...
goldenBoi45 posted...
A then C then B :)

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KILBOTz
12/17/17 2:25:31 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/18/17 10:23:23 PM
#188:


KILBOTz posted...
plz respond

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pinky0926
12/20/17 12:22:52 PM
#189:


wew
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/22/17 2:39:47 AM
#190:


Moar pinky plzzzzz
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snakes_righteye
12/22/17 2:44:42 AM
#191:


None of those if I expect to get laid.
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teepan95
12/22/17 5:48:10 AM
#192:


snakes_righteye posted...
None of those if I expect to get laid.

While you're busy lusting after carnal pleasures, we shall be studying the blade.
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SeanRexBach
12/22/17 7:07:29 PM
#193:


a then b then c
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apolloooo
12/22/17 9:58:07 PM
#194:


Santa
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SeanRexBach
12/24/17 11:40:28 PM
#195:


bump ffs
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KILBOTz
12/25/17 10:09:55 PM
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pinky0926
12/25/17 10:13:08 PM
#197:


KILBOTz posted...
@pinky0926 for christmas bump


ill be back
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KILBOTz
12/25/17 10:17:24 PM
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WafflehouseJK
12/27/17 5:38:46 PM
#199:


RIP
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Funkydog
12/28/17 2:11:39 PM
#200:


Don't. You. Dare
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