Current Events > You are a totally normal well-adjusted human male CYOA

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I haven't felt this abandoned since my father left to get cigarettes and never came back.
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WafflehouseJK posted...

I haven't felt this abandoned since my father left to get cigarettes and never came back.

Pinky wouldn't even make that excuse.

He would just be gone one day
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Pinky is the kind of bloke who agrees to meet up at a pub, but then never shows. Later you find out that's because he snuck over to your house to shag your missus while you were waiting on him
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fire_bolt posted...

Pinky is the kind of bloke who agrees to meet up at a pub, but then never shows. Later you find out that's because he snuck over to your house to shag your missus while you were waiting on him

And used your condoms
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pinky is the kind of guy begs for some head, claiming he'll return the favor, only he never does.
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Pinky's the kind of bloke who's idea of exotic foreign cuisine is curry night at Wetherspoons
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Pinky is the kind of guy who asks you out for a date then forgets his wallet, but promises to make it up to you next time.
There is never a next time because he stops taking your calls.
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WAIT hang on a second
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hold... hoooold...
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No.

No more waiting. At this point, I think I might have to stop tracking this topic.

I didn't want to do this and I know it is a bit harsh, but you pushed me to do this pinky. You only have yourself to blame :(
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Pinky seems like the kind of dude who asks to borrow your video game for a week, but doesn't tell you he's moving tomorrow.
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