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Vaati_Reborn
11/27/17 9:40:02 PM
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wednesday my sisters weirdo boyfriends apartment caught fire and my mom let him stay here now we got roaches. I just had to kill one crawling about on the wall never had a single roach before ever

One I killed was small and black/brown luckily not one of those fucking silvery shiny abominations that make me wanna puke. I'm hoping thats just their normal size and I'm not gonna get blindsided by a huge flying asshole anytime soon
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Scaramanga
11/27/17 9:48:15 PM
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How filthy do you have to be to attract fucking cockroaches?
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3khc
11/27/17 9:48:59 PM
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Scaramanga posted...
How filthy do you have to be to attract fucking cockroaches?

Well the guy HAS been fucking tc's sister.
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Vaati_Reborn
11/27/17 9:59:18 PM
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Scaramanga posted...
How filthy do you have to be to attract fucking cockroaches?

apparently the apartment was just infested. my other sister moved to the same apartment he lived in for like a month but left cause the roaches and mice.
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SuperExcitebike
11/27/17 10:06:44 PM
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Cockroaches fly? Wtf
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littlebro07
11/27/17 10:07:41 PM
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3khc posted...
Scaramanga posted...
How filthy do you have to be to attract fucking cockroaches?

Well the guy HAS been fucking tc's sister.


DAMN

And I read that roaches aren't as bad or gross as people think
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assassinCrash
11/27/17 10:08:14 PM
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SuperExcitebike posted...
Cockroaches fly? Wtf


Yes
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Vaati_Reborn
11/27/17 10:10:11 PM
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SuperExcitebike posted...
Cockroaches fly? Wtf

yes. well glide apparently.
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SK8T3R215
11/27/17 10:11:21 PM
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Sounds like a beetle instead.
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ehhwhatever
11/27/17 10:12:35 PM
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Does he have a roach hotel for a stereo?
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Vaati_Reborn
11/27/17 10:37:11 PM
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SK8T3R215 posted...
Sounds like a beetle instead.

ehh I wish but I doubt it. only cause it;s the third one someones killed since he's been here...can you get a beetle infestation?
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kingdrake2
11/27/17 10:38:40 PM
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Vaati_Reborn posted...
SK8T3R215 posted...
Sounds like a beetle instead.

ehh I wish but I doubt it. only cause it;s the third one someones killed since he's been here...can you get a beetle infestation?


yes, roaches and beetles everywhere. gotta kill em all.
get those nightmare dreams of them flying in your face oh gawd damn you wish it wouldn't happen.
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Gamer99z
11/27/17 10:39:29 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
3khc posted...
Scaramanga posted...
How filthy do you have to be to attract fucking cockroaches?

Well the guy HAS been fucking tc's sister.


DAMN

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Vaati_Reborn
11/27/17 11:01:09 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
Vaati_Reborn posted...
SK8T3R215 posted...
Sounds like a beetle instead.

ehh I wish but I doubt it. only cause it;s the third one someones killed since he's been here...can you get a beetle infestation?


yes, roaches and beetles everywhere. gotta kill em all.
get those nightmare dreams of them flying in your face oh gawd damn you wish it wouldn't happen.

jesus christ no. That's what I'm scared of getting some roach fucking swooping on me, I don't do bugs.

I'm praying we don't end up with an infestation. We're really lucky when it comes to avoiding that, all the neighborscomplain about outrageous mice and bed bugs and we have none probably cause all the damn cats we have.

Only thing we get is a yearly gnat issue, just gotta deal with them trying to land directly on your eyeball and then they just disappear after a week or so. thankfully it's probably the only bug that doesn't freak me out.
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Vaati_Reborn
11/28/17 12:15:05 PM
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I just saw a big fucker chilling in the bathroom, went to squish it and it fucking fell down the ac vent. lucky son of a bitch.
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Returning_CEmen
11/28/17 12:19:09 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
3khc posted...
Scaramanga posted...
How filthy do you have to be to attract fucking cockroaches?

Well the guy HAS been fucking tc's sister.


DAMN

And I read that roaches aren't as bad or gross as people think

Fam they come from sewers through your pipes. They are filthy.
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A_Good_Boy
11/28/17 12:22:37 PM
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Bro it sounds like the roaches were there in your apartment way before your sister's boyfriend showed up. If you're at the point where you can see them out and about its because they've infested the walls so much that there's overcrowding. It's not something that happens in just one day and it's only ever gonna be because of one person if that person is literally Pig Pen and nobody else in your home bothers to clean either.
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Jiggy101011
11/28/17 12:26:09 PM
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I'm confused, you are saying the roaches followed the guy over to your house? Cause unless they were on his body or in his clothes I'm not sure how that is possible. Sounds like the roaches may have been there prior to him showing up.
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SK8T3R215
11/28/17 12:31:49 PM
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Sounds like your house is just a haven for them and you're scapegoating this guy.
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ForestLogic
11/28/17 12:46:59 PM
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Professional pest control technician here

Can't believe how much bullshit is flying around this thread right now -_-

-If you really have never noticed roaches before this, and only saw them after that dude moved in, then most likely what happened is a few of them hitched a ride in their luggage. ESPECIALLY if he lived in an apartment.

-Call a company IMMEDIATELY because it's still possible to nip it in the bud before you get an infestation. if any of the ones that he brought in are pregnant, you want to get rid of them before their egg sack can hatch. (FTR one female can produce like 20+ babies at once)

-Some roaches can in fact fly. Ironically, in general, bigger or flying ones are usually better to have than small ones since a lot of flying ones (i.e. wood roaches) tend to live outdoors and don't reproduce inside homes. Small ones are usually German cockroaches, which don't fly. They're the most common ones that infest buildings. So yeah, smaller isn't better.

-that said, just because you've seen a few doesn't mean you instantly have thousands of roaches in the walls of your place. Like I said, if you act fast and are lucky, you can probably stop the few that snuck in before it gets it of hand.

-Also, dirty people don't actually attract roaches. 99% of the time you get roaches in the house it's a situation like you, where they snuck in undercover in some boxes or luggage or shit. Dirty houses don't always have roaches and clean houses can still get roaches. (It's just that gross shitty places do make it easier for roaches to keep living there)

-If you're too lazy/poor to hire professionals, The best thing you can get over the counter is glue boards, and put food on them. Raid won't do shit, and bug bombs don't have any residual effect either. Get glue boards and put them wherever you've seen the things.
(But seriously, just get a company to do it, it'll probably cost about $100 bucks depending where you live, and you usually get a guarantee if it's a good company)
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Vaati_Reborn
11/28/17 1:59:18 PM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
I'm confused, you are saying the roaches followed the guy over to your house? Cause unless they were on his body or in his clothes I'm not sure how that is possible. Sounds like the roaches may have been there prior to him showing up.

We been living here for a long ass time and this is the first time we've seen roaches. It's not farfetched to think he brought over roaches in his shit.

Other scenario is my sister is the one who brought them when she lived there and it's now becoming an obvious problem now. She hardly brought anything back with her though.

ForestLogic posted...
Professional pest control technician here

Can't believe how much bullshit is flying around this thread right now -_-

aww yiss you the real MVP. We got Raid and it's impossible to talk my mom of using something if she thinks it works but we will 100% be getting an exterminator too no doubt.

also how does raid work(or not work I guess)? Like if they crawl on the ground after it's sprayed is it on them? I thought it would be cool to feed a live one to my fish if I could catch one but I also don't want to poison him.
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