Poll of the Day > ITT Things wrong with Resident Evil 5.

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avatarmight 11/28/17 10:00:31 PM #51:	SushiSquid posted... Snuggletoof posted... And then completely jumping the shark at the end. This hinted at it, but I can't believe no one has yet mentioned this: Punching the boulder. He punches the boulder out of his way, and that works. It's absurd. But with that, it had jumped so far over the shark that it was funny, so I was ok with it. The game is so cheesy that I love it. --- "I mean, even the buffest gym bro can't work out his eyeballs, right? They're all equally squishy!" - Mia, Xenoblade Chronicles X <cite>avatarmight posted [p:891240990] in ITT Things... [t:76036280]...</cite> <quote><cite>SushiSquid posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Snuggletoof posted...</cite> <quote>And then completely jumping the shark at the end.</quote> This hinted at it, but I can't believe no one has yet mentioned this: Punching the boulder. He punches the boulder out of his way, and that works. It's absurd.</quote> But with that, it had jumped so far over the shark that it was funny, so I was ok with it. The game is so cheesy that I love it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WarGreymon77 11/29/17 1:40:01 AM #52:	ZBug_ posted... Dikitain posted... ZBug_ posted... BigOlePappy posted... Roided Chris Im not certain if its the official reason, but I heard that hes roided in RE5 because (Code Veronica Spoilers) ~~He got his ass beat by wesker in the final act of CV. He was handled like a rag doll so he bulked up to better stand a chance when they meet again~~. On topic: bullshit on rails missions. Also even more QTE than RE4 ~~Possible, but he still gets his ass handed to him in RE5 anytime he goes hand to hand with Wesker.~~ Making Jill a blond and increasing her boob size for stupid reasons. Yep because roids aint enough to get the job done. Did they have an excuse for blonde Jill? She bleach or something? Lol Isn't blonde Jill ~~a clone or something~~? I dunno, I never played RE5. <cite>WarGreymon77 posted [p:891250703] in ITT Things... [t:76036280]...</cite> <quote><cite>ZBug_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dikitain posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ZBug_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BigOlePappy posted...</cite> <quote>Roided Chris</quote> Im not certain if its the official reason, but I heard that hes roided in RE5 because (Code Veronica Spoilers) He got his ass beat by wesker in the final act of CV. He was handled like a rag doll so he bulked up to better stand a chance when they meet again. On topic: bullshit on rails missions. Also even more QTE than RE4</quote> Possible, but he still gets his ass handed to him in RE5 anytime he goes hand to hand with Wesker. Making Jill a blond and increasing her boob size for stupid reasons.</quote> Yep because roids aint enough to get the job done. Did they have an excuse for blonde Jill? She bleach or something? Lol</quote> Isn't blonde Jill a clone or something? I dunno, I never played RE5.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cruddy_horse 11/29/17 3:01:11 AM #53:	WarGreymon77 posted... ZBug_ posted... Dikitain posted... ZBug_ posted... BigOlePappy posted... Roided Chris Im not certain if its the official reason, but I heard that hes roided in RE5 because (Code Veronica Spoilers) ~~He got his ass beat by wesker in the final act of CV. He was handled like a rag doll so he bulked up to better stand a chance when they meet again~~. On topic: bullshit on rails missions. Also even more QTE than RE4 ~~Possible, but he still gets his ass handed to him in RE5 anytime he goes hand to hand with Wesker.~~ Making Jill a blond and increasing her boob size for stupid reasons. Yep because roids aint enough to get the job done. Did they have an excuse for blonde Jill? She bleach or something? Lol Isn't blonde Jill ~~a clone or something~~? I dunno, I never played RE5. No, and her hair turned Blonde because it had something to do with ~~being in cryostasis or something else equally dumb~~ --- equo ne credite! <cite>Cruddy_horse posted [p:891252905] in ITT Things... [t:76036280]...</cite> <quote><cite>WarGreymon77 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ZBug_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dikitain posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ZBug_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BigOlePappy posted...</cite> <quote>Roided Chris</quote> Im not certain if its the official reason, but I heard that hes roided in RE5 because (Code Veronica Spoilers) He got his ass beat by wesker in the final act of CV. He was handled like a rag doll so he bulked up to better stand a chance when they meet again. On topic: bullshit on rails missions. Also even more QTE than RE4</quote> Possible, but he still gets his ass handed to him in RE5 anytime he goes hand to hand with Wesker. Making Jill a blond and increasing her boob size for stupid reasons.</quote> Yep because roids aint enough to get the job done. Did they have an excuse for blonde Jill? She bleach or something? Lol</quote> Isn't blonde Jill a clone or something? I dunno, I never played RE5.</quote> No, and her hair turned Blonde because it had something to do with being in cryostasis or something else equally dumb</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dikitain 11/29/17 9:16:05 AM #54:	AllstarSniper32 posted... ZBug_ posted... So even if you choose not to use level select the levels are still bland, point A to point B. Thats a completely legitimate complaint. No it's not. It's a legitimate reason to not like it, but a game having levels that are point A to point B doesn't make a game automatically bad. All games don't have to be open world or free roaming. All games don't, but a survival horror game (which RE1 - 3 were) absolutely do. Otherwise it is just another 3rd person shooter (and one with horrible controls at that). --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. <cite>Dikitain posted [p:891261572] in ITT Things... [t:76036280]...</cite> <quote><cite>AllstarSniper32 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ZBug_ posted...</cite> <quote>So even if you choose not to use level select the levels are still bland, point A to point B. Thats a completely legitimate complaint.</quote> No it's not. It's a legitimate reason to not like it, but a game having levels that are point A to point B doesn't make a game automatically bad. All games don't have to be open world or free roaming.</quote> All games don't, but a survival horror game (which RE1 - 3 were) absolutely do. Otherwise it is just another 3rd person shooter (and one with horrible controls at that).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 11/29/17 10:12:08 AM #55:	That game is the best because Sheva. --- Official King of Black People http://i.imgur.com/Zk3VS3o.jpg http://imgur.com/a/UeQiE <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:891263949] in ITT Things... [t:76036280]...</cite> <quote>That game is the best because Sheva.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veedrock- 11/29/17 11:55:55 AM #56:	AllstarSniper32 posted... No it's not. It's a legitimate reason to not like it, but a game having levels that are point A to point B doesn't make a game automatically bad. All games don't have to be open world or free roaming. Where did I or Zbug say the game was bad? --- My friends call me Vee. I'm not your friend, buddy. <cite>Veedrock- posted [p:891269195] in ITT Things... [t:76036280]...</cite> <quote><cite>AllstarSniper32 posted...</cite> <quote>No it's not. It's a legitimate reason to not like it, but a game having levels that are point A to point B doesn't make a game automatically bad. All games don't have to be open world or free roaming.</quote> Where did I or Zbug say the game was bad?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pionear 11/29/17 1:18:15 PM #57:	Mead posted... helIy posted... why would re5 spook you I dunno I imagine it has spooks #racist <cite>pionear posted [p:891273659] in ITT Things... [t:76036280]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote><cite>helIy posted...</cite> <quote>why would re5 spook you</quote> I dunno I imagine it has spooks</quote> #racist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AllstarSniper32 11/29/17 4:54:02 PM #58:	Dikitain posted... All games don't, but a survival horror game (which RE1 - 3 were) absolutely do. I never knew RE1 - 3 were open world or free roaming games. Veedrock- posted... Where did I or Zbug say the game was bad? That would require re-reading your posts, which I don't really want to do. --- If the people only understood the rank injustice of our money and banking systems, there would be a revolution before morning - Andrew Jackson <cite>AllstarSniper32 posted [p:891286979] in ITT Things... [t:76036280]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dikitain posted...</cite> <quote>All games don't, but a survival horror game (which RE1 - 3 were) absolutely do. </quote> I never knew RE1 - 3 were open world or free roaming games. <cite>Veedrock- posted...</cite> <quote>Where did I or Zbug say the game was bad?</quote> That would require re-reading your posts, which I don't really want to do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BigOlePappy 11/30/17 1:24:19 AM #59:	All of the major bosses were forgettable. --- "Oh, you think lag is your ally. You merely adopted lag. I was born in it, molded by it. I didnt have cable until I was already a man." <cite>BigOlePappy posted [p:891313630] in ITT Things... [t:76036280]...</cite> <quote>All of the major bosses were forgettable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
avatarmight 11/30/17 2:42:36 AM #60:	The giant crab thingy on the elevator? I thought it was pretty memorable. Also, the giant infested troll guy I mentioned before was memorable, though in a bad way. The Wesker fights were ok, but I don't remember the rest off the top of my head. --- "I mean, even the buffest gym bro can't work out his eyeballs, right? They're all equally squishy!" - Mia, Xenoblade Chronicles X <cite>avatarmight posted [p:891316035] in ITT Things... [t:76036280]...</cite> <quote>The giant crab thingy on the elevator? I thought it was pretty memorable. Also, the giant infested troll guy I mentioned before was memorable, though in a bad way. The Wesker fights were ok, but I don't remember the rest off the top of my head.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BigOlePappy 12/01/17 11:27:17 PM #61:	avatarmight posted... The giant crab thingy on the elevator? I thought it was pretty memorable. Also, the giant infested troll guy I mentioned before was memorable, though in a bad way. The Wesker fights were ok, but I don't remember the rest off the top of my head. Well, mostly compared to RE4. I thought the RE4 bosses were substantially better and more memorable than RE5, considering the two games are often compared. The crab was good, but "crab archetype bosses" are very common. --- "Oh, you think lag is your ally. You merely adopted lag. I was born in it, molded by it. I didnt have cable until I was already a man." <cite>BigOlePappy posted [p:891431959] in ITT Things... [t:76036280]...</cite> <quote><cite>avatarmight posted...</cite> <quote>The giant crab thingy on the elevator? I thought it was pretty memorable. Also, the giant infested troll guy I mentioned before was memorable, though in a bad way. The Wesker fights were ok, but I don't remember the rest off the top of my head.</quote> Well, mostly compared to RE4. I thought the RE4 bosses were substantially better and more memorable than RE5, considering the two games are often compared. The crab was good, but "crab archetype bosses" are very common.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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