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DesuDeku 11/26/17 5:16:17 PM #1:	Awww --- https://i.imgur.com/QqE3IAr.jpg Samus Returns <cite>DesuDeku posted [p:891099234] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote>Awww </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NewerMernardi 11/26/17 5:16:52 PM #2:	>.> <cite>NewerMernardi posted [p:891099264] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote>>.></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iron jojo 11/26/17 5:17:43 PM #3:	Adorable --- vickfan-chucky they hated Jesus homie chuckyhacks-who teh hell is "jesus homie" <cite>iron jojo posted [p:891099307] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote>Adorable</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NOM 11/26/17 5:17:49 PM #4:	Looks like she's done that before --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true <cite>NOM posted [p:891099313] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote>Looks like she's done that before</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 11/28/17 1:31:39 AM #5:	Dis is a big turtle --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:891186497] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote>Dis is a big turtle</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 11/28/17 1:33:43 AM #6:	lol --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:891186580] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxington 11/28/17 1:36:13 AM #8:	--- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:891186670] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WalkingLobsters 11/28/17 1:40:56 AM #9:	lmao --- http://i.imgur.com/fsYJcFn.jpg http://i.imgur.com/SZie71I.jpg Starcraft 2 Username = Gears <cite>WalkingLobsters posted [p:891186862] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paper_Okami 11/28/17 1:48:50 AM #10:	the casting couch guy ask you if you are experienced --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie <cite>Paper_Okami posted [p:891187148] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote>the casting couch guy ask you if you are experienced</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 11/28/17 1:57:43 AM #11:	Moddable in my opinion, not that I care. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:891187418] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote>Moddable in my opinion, not that I care.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 11/28/17 1:58:57 AM #12:	Verdekal posted... Moddable in my opinion, not that I care. Why? I know what it looks like but it is not that. It is obviously a turtle <cite>Zikten posted [p:891187452] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Verdekal posted...</cite> <quote>Moddable in my opinion, not that I care.</quote> Why? I know what it looks like but it is not that. It is obviously a turtle</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsucaHayashi 11/28/17 2:03:50 AM #13:	I always thought getting head was a euphemism not to be taken literally --- http://abload.de/img/pcgamingxtuvt.jpg http://i.imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z.jpg <cite>AsucaHayashi posted [p:891187602] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote>I always thought getting head was a euphemism not to be taken literally</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 11/28/17 2:04:38 AM #14:	Zikten posted... Verdekal posted... Moddable in my opinion, not that I care. Why? I know what it looks like but it is not that. It is obviously a turtle Clearly a bypass. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:891187637] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Verdekal posted...</cite> <quote>Moddable in my opinion, not that I care.</quote> Why? I know what it looks like but it is not that. It is obviously a turtle</quote> Clearly a bypass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 11/28/17 2:05:13 AM #15:	Verdekal posted... Zikten posted... Verdekal posted... Moddable in my opinion, not that I care. Why? I know what it looks like but it is not that. It is obviously a turtle Clearly a bypass. It's not. It's a turtle <cite>Zikten posted [p:891187646] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Verdekal posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Verdekal posted...</cite> <quote>Moddable in my opinion, not that I care.</quote> Why? I know what it looks like but it is not that. It is obviously a turtle</quote> Clearly a bypass.</quote> It's not. It's a turtle</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/28/17 2:11:24 AM #16:	Zikten posted... Verdekal posted... Zikten posted... Verdekal posted... Moddable in my opinion, not that I care. Why? I know what it looks like but it is not that. It is obviously a turtle Clearly a bypass. It's not. It's a turtle It's a tortoise.. yeah i'm gonna be that guy just because I used to have one. It was 50 lbs and it's shell was nearly 2 feet. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:891187857] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Verdekal posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Verdekal posted...</cite> <quote>Moddable in my opinion, not that I care.</quote> Why? I know what it looks like but it is not that. It is obviously a turtle</quote> Clearly a bypass.</quote> It's not. It's a turtle</quote> It's a tortoise.. yeah i'm gonna be that guy just because I used to have one. It was 50 lbs and it's shell was nearly 2 feet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImNotAnIdiot 11/28/17 2:12:20 AM #17:	boxington posted... --- http://i.imgur.com/Q9XJftg.jpg <cite>ImNotAnIdiot posted [p:891187879] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote></quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MakoReizei 11/28/17 2:13:43 AM #18:	Why's she petting it so suggestively though --- https://i.imgtc.com/3owskMW.png <cite>MakoReizei posted [p:891187921] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote>Why's she petting it so suggestively though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/28/17 2:14:31 AM #19:	MakoReizei posted... Why's she petting it so suggestively though They like their necks rubbed. If you have a more efficient way of doing so, please share. Just remember, there's no straight way to wash a carrot. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:891187941] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote><cite>MakoReizei posted...</cite> <quote>Why's she petting it so suggestively though</quote> They like their necks rubbed. If you have a more efficient way of doing so, please share. Just remember, there's no straight way to wash a carrot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MakoReizei 11/28/17 2:15:49 AM #21:	MabusIncarnate posted... MakoReizei posted... Why's she petting it so suggestively though They like their necks rubbed. If you have a more efficient way of doing so, please share. How do you know? not like they can tell us they do. --- https://i.imgtc.com/3owskMW.png <cite>MakoReizei posted [p:891187984] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MakoReizei posted...</cite> <quote>Why's she petting it so suggestively though</quote> They like their necks rubbed. If you have a more efficient way of doing so, please share. </quote> How do you know? not like they can tell us they do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 11/28/17 2:17:25 AM #22:	ImNotAnIdiot posted... boxington posted... --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg https://tinyurl.com/Cornboard <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:891188022] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote><cite>ImNotAnIdiot posted...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote></quote> </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/28/17 2:17:26 AM #23:	MakoReizei posted... MabusIncarnate posted... MakoReizei posted... Why's she petting it so suggestively though They like their necks rubbed. If you have a more efficient way of doing so, please share. How do you know? not like they can tell us they do. The first natural instinct of a tortoise in distress is to retract it's head back into it's shell for protection. The fact that he/she is keeping their neck extended, and generally make a grunt in pleasure (the same noise they make during intercourse) when happy. There are youtube videos of tortoises fucking and grunting while doing so. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:891188023] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote><cite>MakoReizei posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MakoReizei posted...</cite> <quote>Why's she petting it so suggestively though</quote> They like their necks rubbed. If you have a more efficient way of doing so, please share. </quote> How do you know? not like they can tell us they do.</quote> The first natural instinct of a tortoise in distress is to retract it's head back into it's shell for protection. The fact that he/she is keeping their neck extended, and generally make a grunt in pleasure (the same noise they make during intercourse) when happy. There are youtube videos of tortoises fucking and grunting while doing so.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImNotAnIdiot 11/28/17 2:18:07 AM #24:	Verdekal posted... Zikten posted... Verdekal posted... Moddable in my opinion, not that I care. Why? I know what it looks like but it is not that. It is obviously a turtle Clearly a bypass. By this logic, me posting any phallic like object being rubbed would qualify as censor bypass. --- http://i.imgur.com/Q9XJftg.jpg <cite>ImNotAnIdiot posted [p:891188045] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote><cite>Verdekal posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Verdekal posted...</cite> <quote>Moddable in my opinion, not that I care.</quote> Why? I know what it looks like but it is not that. It is obviously a turtle</quote> Clearly a bypass.</quote> By this logic, me posting any phallic like object being rubbed would qualify as censor bypass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eve-L 11/28/17 2:20:25 AM #25:	Would have been funny if after a few seconds it started foaming at the mouth. --- Why be good when you can be Eve-L <cite>Eve-L posted [p:891188122] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote>Would have been funny if after a few seconds it started foaming at the mouth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread 11/28/17 2:55:54 AM #26:	V nice --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:891189160] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote>V nice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WalkingLobsters 11/29/17 12:20:41 AM #27:	bumo --- http://i.imgur.com/fsYJcFn.jpg http://i.imgur.com/SZie71I.jpg Starcraft 2 Username = Gears <cite>WalkingLobsters posted [p:891247812] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote>bumo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 11/29/17 12:22:56 AM #28:	DocileOrangeCup posted... ImNotAnIdiot posted... boxington posted... --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:891247901] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ImNotAnIdiot posted...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote></quote> </quote> </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CapnMuffin 11/29/17 12:53:10 AM #30:	boxington posted... DocileOrangeCup posted... ImNotAnIdiot posted... boxington posted... --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:891249099] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ImNotAnIdiot posted...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote></quote> </quote> </quote> </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 11/29/17 1:01:56 AM #31:	apolloooo posted... Dis is a big turtle --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:891249426] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote><cite>apolloooo posted...</cite> <quote>Dis is a big turtle</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WalkingLobsters 11/29/17 11:04:37 PM #32:	bump --- http://i.imgur.com/fsYJcFn.jpg http://i.imgur.com/SZie71I.jpg Starcraft 2 Username = Gears <cite>WalkingLobsters posted [p:891307628] in Woman pett... [t:76033599]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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