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GranzonEx
11/26/17 8:10:37 PM
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it's probably a picture of her in a bukake with a room full of BBC
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DrProfessor
11/26/17 8:11:27 PM
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YonicBoom posted...
This reminds me of one of my exes who was making 1000 origami stars, each with one thing she loved about me written on them, putting them into a large jar, and one of them was meant to propose marriage to me.

Tbh, had we made it far enough to where I actually got to open all the stars, I would have said yes.
Thats sweet but an epically ridiculous amount of work. Maybe if she had put that much effort into making things work out, it woulda ended differently.
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DrProfessor
11/26/17 8:17:36 PM
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mipond posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Women always find another guy. But we guys who get dumped have to be single for years and suffer.

I wonder why this is?
Because men have to make the first move to get anywhere. Were the aggressors, and you cant put yourself out there without exposing yourself to being hurt.

Women (specifically attractive ones), have to do very little, aside from existing and physically being in an area where dudes are hunting.
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Eat More Beef
11/26/17 8:22:04 PM
#54:


Pepys Monster posted...
Women always find another guy. But we guys who get dumped have to be single for years and suffer.


Nah. I jumped from a 4 1/2 year relationship into a 3 year one, and from there to my current one which is going on 3 years.

I think I've been single like 4 months in the last ten years. It's not hard to find a g/f.
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YonicBoom
11/26/17 8:24:30 PM
#55:


DrProfessor posted...
Thats sweet but an epically ridiculous amount of work. Maybe if she had put that much effort into making things work out, it woulda ended differently.


She put a lot of effort into the relationship. To be quite honest, a large part of why I ended it was because I didn't put the same effort in and didn't feel worthy. She was too good for me in a lot of ways, and she let me know it in no uncertain terms and usually in a patronizing fashion. I wasn't okay with being told that my ambitions were worth less than hers.

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Banjo2553
11/26/17 8:26:10 PM
#56:


Reading this topic was depressing. Didn't help that "Something to Remind You" by Staind was playing.
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XXHornDogXX
11/26/17 8:34:55 PM
#57:


KDLZMYz

Here was our 1yr anniversary one.

Was talking with a friend who went through a similar problem. How can girls claim to be madly in love one min, talking about marriage, kids, being together in love forever and all that mushy stuff. To just not feeling any emotional or romantic connecting with you anymore after such a relatively short time span? For me and a lot of guys I know, will still always feel that connection to that one girl they truly loved despite everything that had happened. I can't help feeling the way I do. To me, she never was madly in love or felt true love for me in the first place if those feelings just went away seemingly overnight cold turkey. Or she doesn't know what true love actually means and feels like.

Am I overthinking everything?
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iamintents
11/26/17 8:38:04 PM
#58:


Why dwell

Move on
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Damn_Underscore
11/26/17 8:44:41 PM
#59:


>every second your gone
>anniversary's
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mipond
11/26/17 8:46:22 PM
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Yea, let it go. You will put yourself in a hole.
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TheCyborgNinja
11/26/17 8:47:01 PM
#61:


Eat More Beef posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Women always find another guy. But we guys who get dumped have to be single for years and suffer.


Nah. I jumped from a 4 1/2 year relationship into a 3 year one, and from there to my current one which is going on 3 years.

I think I've been single like 4 months in the last ten years. It's not hard to find a g/f.

Yeah, it is a flimsy excuse to just blame external factors for ones failings in this regard. I could see if somebody is hideous or unbearable to be around, but within the realm of normalcy, its not too difficult to find somebody.
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Darklit_Minuet
11/26/17 8:52:01 PM
#62:


Send her a letter titled Open When You Wanna Talk in the same style
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TwigsthePnoDude
11/26/17 8:56:14 PM
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Am I the first one to ask for pictures?
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NeonOctopus
11/26/17 9:00:49 PM
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SusanGreenEyes
11/26/17 9:02:40 PM
#65:


XXHornDogXX posted...
ohWGwU3

Heres the rest of them. Only opened about half of them. Not now, but throughout the years when they actually were pertaining to what they said.

Now I'm curious.
What did the inside of each card say?
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LordFarquad1312
11/26/17 9:05:07 PM
#66:


IS it your wedding day? If not, don't open it, simple as that.
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masticatingman
11/26/17 9:05:08 PM
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I think this girl sounds sweet and I'm guessing you were really into her before she left you the first time but I think in one of your posts you said she was really young (and she writes like it too) so I wouldn't put a lot of thought into this. Not really worth your time with a young chick long term unless she's super mature, and it sounds like she's fairly typical.
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GoriIIa
11/26/17 9:05:43 PM
#68:


open when
your mad at me
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masticatingman
11/26/17 9:08:26 PM
#69:


TheCyborgNinja posted...
Eat More Beef posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Women always find another guy. But we guys who get dumped have to be single for years and suffer.


Nah. I jumped from a 4 1/2 year relationship into a 3 year one, and from there to my current one which is going on 3 years.

I think I've been single like 4 months in the last ten years. It's not hard to find a g/f.

Yeah, it is a flimsy excuse to just blame external factors for ones failings in this regard. I could see if somebody is hideous or unbearable to be around, but within the realm of normalcy, its not too difficult to find somebody.


If you're fairly attractive with a good life going, it's not hard at all. In fact having a relationship of several years under your belt usually propels you right into another one since you'll have more confidence going into it. Kind of just like a lot of jobs, you just gotta get that initial experience under your belt.
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littlebro07
11/26/17 9:09:42 PM
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Pepys Monster
11/26/17 9:10:29 PM
#71:


Eat More Beef posted...
It's not hard to find a g/f.

How do you figure?
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Darmik
11/26/17 9:15:12 PM
#72:


XXHornDogXX posted...
How can girls claim to be madly in love one min, talking about marriage, kids, being together in love forever and all that mushy stuff. To just not feeling any emotional or romantic connecting with you anymore after such a relatively short time span? For me and a lot of guys I know, will still always feel that connection to that one girl they truly loved despite everything that had happened. I can't help feeling the way I do. To me, she never was madly in love or felt true love for me in the first place if those feelings just went away seemingly overnight cold turkey. Or she doesn't know what true love actually means and feels like.


It's easy for people to think that they're totally in love with someone. Especially early on. It's called the honeymoon period for a reason.

As time passes the actual realities of what the relationship is sets in.

You also said the girl was young right? Young people often feel intense early on.
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The Top Crusader
11/26/17 9:16:00 PM
#73:


Is there one that says open during a severe thunderstorm in 1955 so you know when the Delorian was struck by lightning she was sent back to 1885?
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XXHornDogXX
11/26/17 9:21:27 PM
#74:


SusanGreenEyes posted...
Now I'm curious.
What did the inside of each card say?

I'll post them if you guys want, but they're generally how you'd expect them to be though. Typical "I love you forever and always" type mush.
masticatingman posted...
I think this girl sounds sweet and I'm guessing you were really into her before she left you the first time but I think in one of your posts you said she was really young (and she writes like it too) so I wouldn't put a lot of thought into this. Not really worth your time with a young chick long term unless she's super mature, and it sounds like she's fairly typical.

She was about 17 at the time. I was 20 but I've always been really mature, responsible and too serious for my own age. Its been 3 years since.
TwigsthePnoDude posted...
Am I the first one to ask for pictures?

xN9VgYZ

And here's a picture of us that I've always liked
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Makio
11/26/17 9:24:18 PM
#75:


XXHornDogXX posted...
How can girls claim to be madly in love one min, talking about marriage, kids, being together in love forever and all that mushy stuff. To just not feeling any emotional or romantic connecting with you anymore after such a relatively short time span?

that's not how it goes for me but i cant speak for everyone, i think everyone is just different in that regard
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Back_Stabbath
11/26/17 9:24:40 PM
#76:


:(
this fucking topic man
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MisterMyster614
11/26/17 9:25:29 PM
#77:


Why is your ex-girfriend a thin Carrie Underwood?
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LiqiudusSnake
11/26/17 9:33:26 PM
#78:


Back_Stabbath posted...
:(
this fucking topic man

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White Eagle
11/26/17 9:36:28 PM
#79:


XXHornDogXX posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Now I'm curious.
What did the inside of each card say?

I'll post them if you guys want, but they're generally how you'd expect them to be though. Typical "I love you forever and always" type mush.

Then just open them all, it's unlikely to be that different.
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C_Pain
11/26/17 9:42:47 PM
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this is really depressing...
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DreamwaIker
11/26/17 9:47:18 PM
#81:


NewerMernardi posted...
"Open when your mad at me"

Seems like you dodged a bullet there.

Yeah, its amazing he wasnt mad the moment he saw the envelope.
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yanksmtm
11/26/17 9:50:10 PM
#82:


This topic is making me feel things. I must be getting old.
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XXHornDogXX
11/26/17 9:51:36 PM
#83:


DreamwaIker posted...
NewerMernardi posted...
"Open when your mad at me"

Seems like you dodged a bullet there.

Yeah, its amazing he wasnt mad the moment he saw the envelope.

I opened that one back in August. It made me smile and appreciate the good times. Wasn't really mad per say, but was just upset with how the entire situation ended. Some harsh words were exchanged prior which led her to hating and blocking me.
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Damn_Underscore
11/26/17 9:58:07 PM
#84:


did you ever open the wedding day one
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OpShaft
11/26/17 9:58:27 PM
#85:


Open them and post the pictures of the them here
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DrProfessor
11/26/17 10:06:08 PM
#86:


Pepys Monster posted...
Eat More Beef posted...
It's not hard to find a g/f.

How do you figure?
Counting both his hands, thats two right there.
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obsolete
11/26/17 10:16:44 PM
#87:


True love
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2SweetforTurtle
11/26/17 10:17:06 PM
#88:


XXHornDogXX posted...

And here's a picture of us that I've always liked
jXYfHCz


#LanceCorporalLivesMatter
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DreamwaIker
11/26/17 10:23:50 PM
#89:


Open and read them all (and post them here for us).

Also send images of them to her.

Im sure shell see how cringeworthy they are now, and both of you will then be happy burning them.
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Eevee-Trainer
11/26/17 10:27:02 PM
#90:


Shotgunnova posted...
BLAKUboy posted...
teepan95 posted...
Mail them back to her. Unopened.

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XXHornDogXX
11/26/17 10:27:08 PM
#91:


Damn_Underscore posted...
did you ever open the wedding day one

No not yet
2SweetforTurtle posted...
#LanceCorporalLivesMatter

Lol its been some time since that photo, picked up E5 now. Will still always be a Lance at heart though.
OpShaft posted...
Open them and post the pictures of the them here

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metralo
11/26/17 10:29:44 PM
#92:


this is super cute. sorry you guys had a falling out, she seemed great.
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DrProfessor
11/26/17 10:31:12 PM
#93:


This topic is so f***ing depressing. Holy crap TC youre killin me.
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Fundabz
11/26/17 10:31:16 PM
#94:


MisterMyster614 posted...
Why is your ex-girfriend a thin Carrie Underwood?

Lol
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Damn_Underscore
11/26/17 10:33:18 PM
#95:


these are very sweet

don't burn them like some nerds here are telling you to
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Eevee-Trainer
11/26/17 10:35:10 PM
#96:


Damn_Underscore posted...
these are very sweet

don't burn them like some nerds here are telling you to

I get them insofar as being sweet. But they also bear bad memories since the emotion that went into them no longer exists and they're instead representative of feelings and a relationship now dead.

At least, that's my viewpoint on it. I could see your side of it, I guess. I'm just pessimistic. *shrug*
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Broken_Zeus
11/26/17 10:47:07 PM
#97:


It's a cute idea, but it says "our wedding day" which isn't going to happen since you're not marrying her.
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HeyPuff
11/26/17 10:48:06 PM
#98:


XXHornDogXX posted...
KDLZMYz

Here was our 1yr anniversary one.

Was talking with a friend who went through a similar problem. How can girls claim to be madly in love one min, talking about marriage, kids, being together in love forever and all that mushy stuff. To just not feeling any emotional or romantic connecting with you anymore after such a relatively short time span? For me and a lot of guys I know, will still always feel that connection to that one girl they truly loved despite everything that had happened. I can't help feeling the way I do. To me, she never was madly in love or felt true love for me in the first place if those feelings just went away seemingly overnight cold turkey. Or she doesn't know what true love actually means and feels like.

Am I overthinking everything?


First, she sounds exactly like a teenager would with this concept and that letter lol

Second, what a nut, she had a marriage letter only a few months into the relationship

Third, post the damn letter, Im curious

Also fourth, you saved yourself from that psycho
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xsouljah
11/26/17 11:44:10 PM
#99:


Was she not fond of crayons?

Seriously though, send that crap back to her and drive on.

She's gorgeous but there's plenty of dependas out there for you to settle on/with.
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Back_Stabbath
11/26/17 11:45:11 PM
#100:


this shit hits pretty hard. first gf was exactly like this (only didn't do the notes and wasn't as hot). Talking about kids and marriage and treating me like the hottest shit ever. Theeeeeen I got all depressed for unrelated reasons and took it out on her without even realising until it was far too late.
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