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FF_Redux
11/25/17 9:48:32 PM
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Ninja-Yatsu
11/25/17 9:53:02 PM
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Nah, that'd be child abuse.
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lilORANG
11/25/17 9:54:34 PM
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probably. She doesn't seem the brightest.
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FF_Redux
11/25/17 9:54:53 PM
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vbty3
11/25/17 9:55:53 PM
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Its easy to break something that cant fight back.
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Ninja-Yatsu
11/25/17 9:56:44 PM
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vbty3 posted...
Its easy to break something that cant fight back.

Like feelings.
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St_Harley
11/25/17 9:57:01 PM
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Ninja-Yatsu posted...
Nah, that'd be child abuse.

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CarlGrimes
11/25/17 9:57:30 PM
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Sure. Just because she can give out hits like that doesn't mean she can take them.
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Skye Reynolds
11/25/17 9:58:50 PM
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Anyone else expecting a 9 year old female lion or similar predatory animal?
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CensorErik
11/25/17 9:59:16 PM
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She'd wreck all of y'all and you know it.
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TheBiggerWiggle
11/25/17 9:59:31 PM
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She couldn't even break through a cheap door. I could take her.
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Touch
11/25/17 10:01:00 PM
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Id give her a stone cold stunner followed by the people's elbow
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kuwab0
11/25/17 10:01:13 PM
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FF_Redux
11/25/17 10:01:55 PM
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You guys realize you are boasting about beating up a 9 year old girl?
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CensorErik
11/25/17 10:02:58 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
You guys realize you are boasting about beating up a 9 year old girl?

And they're lying! Smh.
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DocileOrangeCup
11/25/17 10:05:42 PM
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I could honestly beat the fuck outta her. I could easily just sit on her or something, or if she's really hostile I could kick her in the chest or throw her somewhere. I'm a grown ass-man (dun dun) and even if she can beat up a tree if I land one kick it's over.
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CensorErik
11/25/17 10:07:40 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
I could honestly beat the fuck outta her. I could easily just sit on her or something, or if she's really hostile I could kick her in the chest or throw her somewhere. I'm a grown ass-man (dun dun) and even if she can beat up a tree if I land one kick it's over.

She'd kill you. No fear or pain in her lil fists of fury.
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DocileOrangeCup
11/25/17 10:09:59 PM
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CensorErik posted...
She'd kill you. No fear or pain in her lil fists of fury.

I'm a fat guy and I could just absorb those punches
I'm also tall man so I could keep her at a distance with my devastating adult leg kicks
I'm also strong dude so I could just grab her arms and bash her head in-to-a-mirr-or
I'm also not a tree bloke so I can move
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CensorErik
11/25/17 10:12:44 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
CensorErik posted...
She'd kill you. No fear or pain in her lil fists of fury.

I'm a fat guy and I could just absorb those punches
I'm also tall man so I could keep her at a distance with my devastating adult leg kicks
I'm also strong dude so I could just grab her arms and bash her head in-to-a-mirr-or
I'm also not a tree bloke so I can move

This post has me cracking up, man.
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DocileOrangeCup
11/25/17 10:14:57 PM
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CensorErik posted...
This post has me cracking up, man.

See, you mean metaphorically because you and I are not tree-men and can avoid small girl punches, thus will not crack.
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Dathrowed1
11/25/17 10:18:06 PM
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What kind of sick thread is this TC? Like who thinks of beating up little girls?
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DocileOrangeCup
11/25/17 10:19:28 PM
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Dathrowed1 posted...
What kind of sick thread is this TC? Like who thinks of beating up little girls?

I know right smh
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electricbugs2
11/25/17 10:19:51 PM
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Ethnic Russian Kazakh girl...man Eastern European girls are cray cray.

Apparently she's really good, lot of videos on YouTube of her.

That said, I could probably at the least hold her off just due to size difference.
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Skye Reynolds
11/25/17 10:27:33 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
You guys realize you are boasting about beating up a 9 year old girl?


CE knows how to pick the fights they can win.
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Squall28
11/25/17 10:48:00 PM
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I like her hand speed, but she's too close to that tree. T-rexing hard with those punches.
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electricbugs2
11/25/17 10:51:14 PM
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Highwind07 posted...
She is fricken fast.

Articles online say she can throw 221 punches in 30 seconds. Jeepers.
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chill02
11/25/17 10:52:02 PM
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no
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vbty3
11/25/17 10:55:12 PM
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Maybe one person is boasting.
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Yaridovich
11/25/17 10:55:25 PM
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It should be considered child abuse to let your kids have hair like that
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Arcentaus
11/25/17 10:58:26 PM
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I could beat her PvP in Dark Souls.
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BlackHorse6969
11/25/17 11:03:17 PM
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why do they always say dadadadadada. so annoying
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/25/17 11:09:19 PM
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yeah, she'd hit like that and trigger my adrenaline. Shit would happen and I'd apologize for it later and would legitimately feel bad.

she could throw those combos at me. I wouldn't stand there like a fucking tree. I'd take the one or two hits and step back. Then I'd be in game mode. She'd have an advantage with that speed and training, but she couldn't hurt me. Those hits are superficial and my reflexes are fast. I give her all the credit in the world and I'd congratulate her no matter the outcome with a high five and a "don't sucker punch me when I'm going to high five you >_>" but I don't see the danger. Doing that to doors is not difficult and birch trees practically beg to lose their bark so I ain't seein' those hits as a strong bite necessarily :P

In any case, I would probably be in some pain the next few days. Still, she triggers my adrenaline, shit does not go her way. I would not agree to a fight in the first place, but that would be my stance, and having seen this, I would not underestimate her the way I would if someone just up and sicked her on me without showing me this video.
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DocileOrangeCup
11/25/17 11:09:42 PM
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electricbugs2
11/25/17 11:10:56 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
she's russian.

Sort of.
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therin_lews_kin
11/25/17 11:16:07 PM
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I bet she never told that tree to put up its dukes

smh
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Schwarber
11/25/17 11:17:52 PM
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FightingGames
11/25/17 11:17:57 PM
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Dathrowed1 posted...
What kind of sick thread is this TC? Like who thinks of beating up little girls?

beating up is an overstatement
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apolloooo
11/25/17 11:18:21 PM
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I dont beat little kids
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Burgess
11/25/17 11:18:35 PM
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"You stupid bitch, you better be punching down those trees to fix that fucking door!"
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Schwarber
11/25/17 11:19:14 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
You guys realize you are boasting about beating up a 9 year old girl?


I mean you're the one that made the topic. Aren't these the responses you were looking for?
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electricbugs2
11/25/17 11:23:30 PM
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Burgess posted...
"You stupid bitch, you better be punching down those trees to fix that fucking door!"

Funny enough, the articles about her online claim that the door video was actually her having a temper tantrum and her dad filming it, not training. Which is a little scary, but I mean it is Kazakhstan, and the family is clearly ethnic Russian, and if YouTube has taught me anything, those people are all crazy.
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EverDownward
11/25/17 11:24:21 PM
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she sure is badass making those dumb sounds every time she throws a punch
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/25/17 11:36:02 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Burgess posted...
"You stupid bitch, you better be punching down those trees to fix that fucking door!"

Funny enough, the articles about her online claim that the door video was actually her having a temper tantrum and her dad filming it, not training. Which is a little scary, but I mean it is Kazakhstan, and the family is clearly ethnic Russian, and if YouTube has taught me anything, those people are all crazy.


"Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls."

I think they might have really REALLY mistranslated their own national anthem...

>_>
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/25/17 11:37:30 PM
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fuck me now I'm high and I legit want to fight her because I'm that high and now thinking in a more literal manner >_<
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Ninja-Yatsu
11/26/17 11:42:08 AM
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BlackHorse6969 posted...
why do they always say dadadadadada. so annoying

TLDR version: It helps you hit harder when you make noises.
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StickFigures720
11/26/17 11:43:31 AM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
FF_Redux posted...
You guys realize you are boasting about beating up a 9 year old girl?


You asked the question. Don't bait us like that and turn it around.

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CensorErik
11/26/17 8:51:52 PM
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Burgess posted...
"You stupid bitch, you better be punching down those trees to fix that fucking door!"


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