Poll of the Day > Someone explain tinder to me

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-Komaiko54-
11/17/17 8:21:20 PM
#1:


because my phone can actually run it now

Idk, I just made a Switch themed account and I don't know what I'm doing

I supposedly got a message from someone but I really don't think it was real, maybe a bot or something. Regardless, I didn't know what any of the buttons meant. There were like 5 of them!

This isn't really important but I'm having trouble visualizing what 100 km/mi looks like. Like how far is it?
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XlaxJynx007
11/17/17 8:23:20 PM
#2:


100 km and 100 mi are very different
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Rockies
11/17/17 8:23:43 PM
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mastermix3000
11/17/17 8:24:37 PM
#4:


Youre asking a video game messaging board how to use tinder

Please delete it immediately, your failure is beyond reasonable repair
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Yellow
11/17/17 8:26:30 PM
#5:


Girls date men that just want sex while men can only match up with less attractive girls due to the M:F ratio being a sausage party (meaning the only ones that stay do it for the easy sex).

Terrible for men and women. Stay away.
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HelIWithoutSin
11/17/17 8:27:30 PM
#6:


You should consider using Grindr instead. Much less complicated.
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-Komaiko54-
11/17/17 9:13:15 PM
#7:


XlaxJynx007 posted...
100 km and 100 mi are very different


I don't know either D:
Please just visual reference. I'm so bad with distance, I don't even know the difference between 1 mile and 1 km

Rockies posted...
Expect lots of this:

https://i.redd.it/vr0725u3hcsx.png


lmaomastermix3000 posted...
Youre asking a video game messaging board how to use tinder

Please delete it immediately, your failure is beyond reasonable repair


I didn't get it expecting it to work, I just really wanted to try it out
There's always that one braggart here posting about it

HelIWithoutSin posted...
You should consider using Grindr instead. Much less complicated.


isn't that for gays tho
I'm only into traps :v
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Snuggletoof
11/17/17 9:19:39 PM
#8:


Rockies posted...
Expect lots of this:

https://i.redd.it/vr0725u3hcsx.png

Holy shit, Haha, this is too accurate! And pretty much ubiquitous across all online dating platforms.
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-Komaiko54-
11/17/17 9:23:41 PM
#9:


These slick fuckers really trynna nickle and dime a brother

Why tf do I gotta pay green to see who liked me? I'm startin' to think that person ain't ever real, just a promotion u______u

Why da fuck can't I go back? Wth?
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knightoffire55
11/17/17 9:29:26 PM
#10:


Swipe right on every woman.

Check later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CM8tTG9Yig

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-Komaiko54-
11/17/17 9:32:47 PM
#11:


knightoffire55 posted...
Swipe right on every woman.

Check later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CM8tTG9Yig


I deadass just started doing that.
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Snuggletoof
11/17/17 9:39:26 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
Why tf do I gotta pay green to see who liked me? I'm startin' to think that person ain't ever real, just a promotion u______u

OkCupid started doing this shit by hiding who viewed your profile behind a paywall. Their excuse, "People who view you and don't message will never respond anyways." Which is complete bullshit. I've had to do this with the majority of the people I've talked with. They thought you were attractive enough to check you out. They just need some extra motivation. Because women will almost never take the initiative. This is just common knowledge.

Also, I'm not proud to admit that I have given them my money. I wanted to see how well it would actually improve my experience. DO NOT SPEND MONEY ON ONLINE DATING! It gives you absolutely no real benefit.
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dioxxys
11/17/17 9:44:16 PM
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Snuggletoof posted...
Rockies posted...
Expect lots of this:

https://i.redd.it/vr0725u3hcsx.png

Holy shit, Haha, this is too accurate! And pretty much ubiquitous across all online dating platforms.

true dat
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joemodda
11/17/17 9:45:12 PM
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It's a scam. DOn't bother
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-Komaiko54-
11/17/17 10:50:08 PM
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joemodda posted...
It's a scam. DOn't bother


Are you saying do bother?

Snuggletoof posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
Why tf do I gotta pay green to see who liked me? I'm startin' to think that person ain't ever real, just a promotion u______u

OkCupid started doing this shit by hiding who viewed your profile behind a paywall. Their excuse, "People who view you and don't message will never respond anyways." Which is complete bullshit. I've had to do this with the majority of the people I've talked with. They thought you were attractive enough to check you out. They just need some extra motivation. Because women will almost never take the initiative. This is just common knowledge.

Also, I'm not proud to admit that I have given them my money. I wanted to see how well it would actually improve my experience. DO NOT SPEND MONEY ON ONLINE DATING! It gives you absolutely no real benefit.


word
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Mead
11/17/17 10:57:02 PM
#16:


I'm so glad I'm not a part of the modern dating world

It seems absolutely bananas
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SmokeMassTree
11/17/17 11:14:51 PM
#17:


Burst fire right until you run out of likes. Filter them after. Make a topic on here with the less than desirable matches.
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Smarkil
11/17/17 11:31:07 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
I just made a Switch themed account


I'm sorry, what?
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Mead
11/17/17 11:31:58 PM
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Smarkil posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
I just made a Switch themed account


I'm sorry, what?


Women get super turned on by guys passionate about video games.
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-Komaiko54-
11/17/17 11:39:50 PM
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Smarkil posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
I just made a Switch themed account


I'm sorry, what?


I didn't have any pictures of me so I made my image a picture of my Nintendo Switch lol

My bio is like "Wanna Switch and chill?" or something
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HelIWithoutSin
11/17/17 11:45:23 PM
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What did you put for your age?
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dioxxys
11/18/17 12:04:02 AM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
Smarkil posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
I just made a Switch themed account


I'm sorry, what?


I didn't have any pictures of me so I made my image a picture of my Nintendo Switch lol

My bio is like "Wanna Switch and chill?" or something

I think you get in trouble for not using your actual pic
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Mead
11/18/17 12:05:53 AM
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You know I could see maybe some chick that wants to play the switch but doesn't have one swiping your profile

It isn't the worst strategy I've heard
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MoreRpgs
11/18/17 12:15:50 AM
#24:


Yellow posted...
Stay away.
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SusanGreenEyes
11/18/17 12:16:13 AM
#25:


-Komaiko54- posted...
because my phone can actually run it now

Idk, I just made a Switch themed account and I don't know what I'm doing

I supposedly got a message from someone but I really don't think it was real, maybe a bot or something. Regardless, I didn't know what any of the buttons meant. There were like 5 of them!

This isn't really important but I'm having trouble visualizing what 100 km/mi looks like. Like how far is it?

What is a 'Switch Themed' Tinder account?
How are you trying to combine a dating app and a video game console?
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FinalXemnas
11/18/17 12:26:00 AM
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Christ, that starter pack pic hit close to home. Even worse when you're aiming for the 18-22 range.
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Sherm128
11/18/17 3:28:16 AM
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Rockies posted...
Expect lots of this:

https://i.redd.it/vr0725u3hcsx.png

And also expect to be ghosted every time
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wwinterj25
11/18/17 3:32:44 AM
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Rockies posted...
Expect lots of this:

https://i.redd.it/vr0725u3hcsx.png

Interesting.
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-Komaiko54-
11/18/17 10:05:27 AM
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HelIWithoutSin posted...
What did you put for your age?


18

Sherm128 posted...
Rockies posted...
Expect lots of this:

https://i.redd.it/vr0725u3hcsx.png

And also expect to be ghosted every time


What does ghosting mean?

SusanGreenEyes posted...
What is a 'Switch Themed' Tinder account?
How are you trying to combine a dating app and a video game console?


Ok that was bad wording, I was low on pictures so I just put a picture I took of my Nintendo Switch and then but it in the bio D:

dioxxys posted...
I think you get in trouble for not using your actual pic


ok I changed it to me holding a joycon :p
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Nade Duck
11/18/17 10:28:30 AM
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whores and shitheads fucking each other and lying about themselves, mostly.
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KogaSteelfang
11/18/17 10:46:21 AM
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Good luck.
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Snuggletoof
11/18/17 4:54:03 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
What does ghosting mean?

Actively showing an interest in someone, and then spontaneously cutting all contact for no apparent reason.
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