Poll of the Day > Who did you call to bail you out?

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Solid Sonic
11/17/17 3:53:11 PM
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Did they actually do it when you asked?
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Solid Sonic
11/17/17 9:39:10 PM
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Bump.
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Zeus
11/17/17 9:44:05 PM
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Given that I don't drink or do drugs, I've never been arrested.
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Johnny Eagle
11/18/17 12:22:53 AM
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This is referencing.....what, exactly?
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Mead
11/18/17 12:26:24 AM
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I would call a fugitive wanted for a worse crime than me and tell him to meet me at that address so i could give him a present, I would then spread out and take up a lot of space in the holding cell so they would have no choice but to release me to lock up the really bad dude
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MICHALECOLE
11/18/17 12:31:56 AM
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Mead posted...
I would call a fugitive wanted for a worse crime than me and tell him to meet me at that address so i could give him a present, I would then spread out and take up a lot of space in the holding cell so they would have no choice but to release me to lock up the really bad dude

Yeah Id call SMT too
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TheThirdDay
11/18/17 12:38:46 AM
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Zeus posted...
Given that I don't drink or do drugs, I've never been arrested.


Ah, PotD. Ignorance at its finest.

Don't ever change, guys.
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TheCyborgNinja
11/18/17 1:04:51 AM
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I've never been arrested. If I was in any kind of trouble with the law, my family would disown me... My parents have point-blank stated that if I ever committed a crime they'd turn me in and I respect them for it more than if they were hiding or lying for some scumbag (even if I was the scumbag). If it was anything else though, they'd take a bullet for me.

In terms of "bailing me out of a rough situation"... My dad has a very particular set of skills, so I know if I were in legitimate trouble, his initiative and connections would help immensely. He has participated on international counter-terrorist joint task forces and teaches martial arts for fun, among other things... He's no Liam Neeson in Taken, but he's a hell of a lot closer to that than most people.
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Golden Road
11/18/17 1:17:31 AM
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If you want to do a "have you stopped beating your wife" sort of trap question, it works better as a yes or no question.
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