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Miroku_of_Nite1 11/16/17 10:02:55 PM #1: |
and all my clothes smell like shit and piss. Also the law is on my ass, and I'm on their list.
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RCtheWSBC 11/16/17 10:03:58 PM #2: |
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Miroku_of_Nite1 11/16/17 10:05:32 PM #3: |
I hate my family, they can all go suck my ass... everybody hates my guts and they want to kill me.
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darcandkharg31 11/16/17 10:10:15 PM #4: |
Sometimes I go to pee in the morning and accidentally pee on the wall because idk, wieners are weird like that when they just decide to pee sideways.
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Miroku_of_Nite1 11/16/17 10:13:53 PM #5: |
Yeah. It's not a laser. Its more like a elephant trunk spraying water.
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SushiSquid 11/16/17 10:21:51 PM #6: |
Always sit down for your first morning piss. It's much safer. Hell, I sit for every piss at home because it's less effort than standing and I can shake it for longer after without making a mess. The first three shakes are to clear the pipes. The next three just feel nice, you know?
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Snuggletoof 11/16/17 10:33:49 PM #7: |
Ever try peeing with a boner? It's hard.
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shadowsword87 11/16/17 10:36:09 PM #8: |
Snuggletoof posted...
Ever try peeing with a boner? It's hard. ;-) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Miroku_of_Nite1 11/16/17 10:41:44 PM #9: |
Snuggletoof posted...
Ever try peeing with a boner? It's hard. >not supermaning the toilet. Get a load of this guy. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yellow 11/16/17 10:58:27 PM #10: |
Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...
and all my clothes smell like shit and piss. Also the law is on my ass, and I'm on their list. Wash your clothes man, that would probably be a good start. Do you actually have a warrant? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 11/16/17 10:59:28 PM #11: |
Is this a topic I reference I should get?
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Mead 11/16/17 11:04:41 PM #12: |
Did you hire a new dishwasher yet?
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Snuggletoof 11/16/17 11:13:54 PM #13: |
Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...
Snuggletoof posted...Ever try peeing with a boner? It's hard. Hey, I said it was hard, not impossible. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kungfu Kenobi 11/16/17 11:13:58 PM #14: |
Zeus posted...
Is this a topic I reference I should get? No it's a reference you probably shouldn't get. --- This album is not available to the public. Even if it were, you wouldn't wanna listen to it! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Miroku_of_Nite1 11/16/17 11:14:57 PM #15: |
Yellow posted...
Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...and all my clothes smell like shit and piss. Also the law is on my ass, and I'm on their list. https://image.ibb.co/hWfwXm/Capture.png --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RCtheWSBC 11/16/17 11:16:38 PM #16: |
Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...
https://image.ibb.co/hWfwXm/Capture.png Oh shit. --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Greenfox111 11/16/17 11:20:37 PM #17: |
oh yeah well some people can't get a job because they're dead
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Yellow 11/16/17 11:21:40 PM #18: |
Idk why you wouldn't show up. Seems like you're just making problems for yourself.
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RCtheWSBC 11/16/17 11:23:06 PM #19: |
Did you get arrested for sleeping in your car or what?
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Miroku_of_Nite1 11/16/17 11:23:37 PM #20: |
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Yellow 11/16/17 11:34:04 PM #22: |
Oh, that was a joke.
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Miroku_of_Nite1 11/16/17 11:41:50 PM #23: |
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TheCyborgNinja 11/17/17 12:02:58 AM #24: |
Just hand them a resume consisting for penis drawings and sign it "wicked sense of humor."
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