Poll of the Day > I can't get a job 'cause I'm ugly and no good....

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Miroku_of_Nite1 11/16/17 10:02:55 PM #1:	and all my clothes smell like shit and piss. Also the law is on my ass, and I'm on their list. ...And I like to cut myself up with broken glass --- http://i.imgur.com/w3fcH.jpg <cite>Miroku_of_Nite1 posted [p:890538948] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote>and all my clothes smell like shit and piss. Also the law is on my ass, and I'm on their list. ...And I like to cut myself up with broken glass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 11/16/17 10:03:58 PM #2:	Real depression hours have begun. --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:890539015] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote>Real depression hours have begun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Miroku_of_Nite1 11/16/17 10:05:32 PM #3:	I hate my family, they can all go suck my ass... everybody hates my guts and they want to kill me. --- http://i.imgur.com/w3fcH.jpg <cite>Miroku_of_Nite1 posted [p:890539114] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote>I hate my family, they can all go suck my ass... everybody hates my guts and they want to kill me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 11/16/17 10:10:15 PM #4:	Sometimes I go to pee in the morning and accidentally pee on the wall because idk, wieners are weird like that when they just decide to pee sideways. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:890539407] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote>Sometimes I go to pee in the morning and accidentally pee on the wall because idk, wieners are weird like that when they just decide to pee sideways.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Miroku_of_Nite1 11/16/17 10:13:53 PM #5:	Yeah. It's not a laser. Its more like a elephant trunk spraying water. --- http://i.imgur.com/w3fcH.jpg <cite>Miroku_of_Nite1 posted [p:890539641] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote>Yeah. It's not a laser. Its more like a elephant trunk spraying water.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SushiSquid 11/16/17 10:21:51 PM #6:	Always sit down for your first morning piss. It's much safer. Hell, I sit for every piss at home because it's less effort than standing and I can shake it for longer after without making a mess. The first three shakes are to clear the pipes. The next three just feel nice, you know? </topic> <cite>SushiSquid posted [p:890540175] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote>Always sit down for your first morning piss. It's much safer. Hell, I sit for every piss at home because it's less effort than standing and I can shake it for longer after without making a mess. The first three shakes are to clear the pipes. The next three just feel nice, you know? </topic></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Snuggletoof 11/16/17 10:33:49 PM #7:	Ever try peeing with a boner? It's hard. <cite>Snuggletoof posted [p:890540870] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote>Ever try peeing with a boner? It's hard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadowsword87 11/16/17 10:36:09 PM #8:	Snuggletoof posted... Ever try peeing with a boner? It's hard. ;-) <cite>shadowsword87 posted [p:890540996] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote><cite>Snuggletoof posted...</cite> <quote>Ever try peeing with a boner? It's hard.</quote> ;-)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Miroku_of_Nite1 11/16/17 10:41:44 PM #9:	Snuggletoof posted... Ever try peeing with a boner? It's hard. `>not supermaning the toilet.` Get a load of this guy. --- http://i.imgur.com/w3fcH.jpg <cite>Miroku_of_Nite1 posted [p:890541343] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote><cite>Snuggletoof posted...</cite> <quote>Ever try peeing with a boner? It's hard.</quote> >not supermaning the toilet. Get a load of this guy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 11/16/17 10:58:27 PM #10:	Miroku_of_Nite1 posted... and all my clothes smell like shit and piss. Also the law is on my ass, and I'm on their list. ...And I like to cut myself up with broken glass Wash your clothes man, that would probably be a good start. Do you actually have a warrant? --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNrfHP9W0AAQK_s.jpg:large <cite>Yellow posted [p:890542246] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote><cite>Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...</cite> <quote>and all my clothes smell like shit and piss. Also the law is on my ass, and I'm on their list. ...And I like to cut myself up with broken glass</quote> Wash your clothes man, that would probably be a good start. Do you actually have a warrant?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 11/16/17 10:59:28 PM #11:	Is this a topic I reference I should get? --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:890542302] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote>Is this a topic I reference I should get?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 11/16/17 11:04:41 PM #12:	Did you hire a new dishwasher yet? No I interviewed a few folks but they were all too ugly. --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!" <cite>Mead posted [p:890542589] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote>Did you hire a new dishwasher yet? No I interviewed a few folks but they were all too ugly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Snuggletoof 11/16/17 11:13:54 PM #13:	Miroku_of_Nite1 posted... Snuggletoof posted... Ever try peeing with a boner? It's hard. `>not supermaning the toilet.` Get a load of this guy. Hey, I said it was hard, not impossible. <cite>Snuggletoof posted [p:890543051] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote><cite>Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Snuggletoof posted...</cite> <quote>Ever try peeing with a boner? It's hard.</quote> >not supermaning the toilet. Get a load of this guy.</quote> Hey, I said it was hard, not impossible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kungfu Kenobi 11/16/17 11:13:58 PM #14:	Zeus posted... Is this a topic I reference I should get? No it's a reference you probably shouldn't get. --- This album is not available to the public. Even if it were, you wouldn't wanna listen to it! <cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted [p:890543055] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Is this a topic I reference I should get?</quote> No it's a reference you probably shouldn't get.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Miroku_of_Nite1 11/16/17 11:14:57 PM #15:	Yellow posted... Miroku_of_Nite1 posted... and all my clothes smell like shit and piss. Also the law is on my ass, and I'm on their list. ...And I like to cut myself up with broken glass Wash your clothes man, that would probably be a good start. Do you actually have a warrant? https://image.ibb.co/hWfwXm/Capture.png --- http://i.imgur.com/w3fcH.jpg <cite>Miroku_of_Nite1 posted [p:890543109] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...</cite> <quote>and all my clothes smell like shit and piss. Also the law is on my ass, and I'm on their list. ...And I like to cut myself up with broken glass</quote> Wash your clothes man, that would probably be a good start. Do you actually have a warrant?</quote> https://image.ibb.co/hWfwXm/Capture.png</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 11/16/17 11:16:38 PM #16:	Miroku_of_Nite1 posted... https://image.ibb.co/hWfwXm/Capture.png Oh shit. --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:890543209] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote><cite>Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...</cite> <quote>https://image.ibb.co/hWfwXm/Capture.png</quote> Oh shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 11/16/17 11:20:37 PM #17:	oh yeah well some people can't get a job because they're dead try to think of others who might have it worse than you before you complain, ok tc? ok? ok. --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:890543427] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote>oh yeah well some people can't get a job because they're dead try to think of others who might have it worse than you before you complain, ok tc? ok? ok.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 11/16/17 11:21:40 PM #18:	Idk why you wouldn't show up. Seems like you're just making problems for yourself. --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNrfHP9W0AAQK_s.jpg:large <cite>Yellow posted [p:890543481] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote>Idk why you wouldn't show up. Seems like you're just making problems for yourself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 11/16/17 11:23:06 PM #19:	Did you get arrested for sleeping in your car or what? --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:890543563] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote>Did you get arrested for sleeping in your car or what?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Miroku_of_Nite1 11/16/17 11:23:37 PM #20:	Relax, I'm not Terry A Davis. inventor of TempleOS. Nor do I live in Vegas. --- http://i.imgur.com/w3fcH.jpg <cite>Miroku_of_Nite1 posted [p:890543596] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote> Relax, I'm not Terry A Davis. inventor of TempleOS. Nor do I live in Vegas.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 11/16/17 11:34:04 PM #22:	Oh, that was a joke. That's good. It could always be worse. You could always be the sex offender inventor of an operating system commissioned by God himself. --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNrfHP9W0AAQK_s.jpg:large <cite>Yellow posted [p:890544181] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote>Oh, that was a joke. That's good. It could always be worse. You could always be the sex offender inventor of an operating system commissioned by God himself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Miroku_of_Nite1 11/16/17 11:41:50 PM #23:	At least I'm not anthony burch --- http://i.imgur.com/w3fcH.jpg <cite>Miroku_of_Nite1 posted [p:890544604] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote>At least I'm not anthony burch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 11/17/17 12:02:58 AM #24:	Just hand them a resume consisting for penis drawings and sign it "wicked sense of humor." --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:890545598] in I can't ge... [t:75999585]...</cite> <quote>Just hand them a resume consisting for penis drawings and sign it "wicked sense of humor."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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