Poll of the Day > it's happened!! All my wishing workeD! i've been summoned! for jury duty!!!~

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Jen0125
11/15/17 7:07:43 PM
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhHHHHHH
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RCtheWSBC
11/15/17 7:10:18 PM
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It's all thanks to my nightly Facebook prayer statuses

Bless up
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dragon504
11/15/17 7:10:19 PM
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SusanGreenEyes
11/15/17 7:16:10 PM
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Have fun.
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darcandkharg31
11/15/17 7:16:55 PM
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I'll tell them I bribed you to vote guilty
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Jen0125
11/15/17 7:20:05 PM
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even if i don't get selected for the jury it'll be paid time off work!!!

bd0U4ul
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mipond
11/15/17 7:23:29 PM
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Bring a book.
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RCtheWSBC
11/15/17 7:27:43 PM
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mipond posted...
Bring a 2DS.

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Jen0125
11/15/17 7:29:32 PM
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oh shoot i can play heckin animal cross and HHD.

maybe they'll see me playing HHD and put me on the jury because of how cute it is
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OmegaTomHank
11/15/17 7:29:40 PM
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Hopefully its over something insignificant like a rent dispute.

God forbid Jen have an important decision
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dragon504
11/15/17 7:30:20 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
even if i don't get selected for the jury it'll be paid time off work!!!

bd0U4ul


I dunno how it works where you live, but they always mention here, that if you're not selected, they can't excuse you for the whole day.
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Mead
11/15/17 7:35:29 PM
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I hate so much when I get those stupid cards. Have to call the dumb number and hope they don't pick my group.

Congrats though I guess, hopefully they don't select you so you'll get free PTO
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Jen0125
11/15/17 7:42:01 PM
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OmegaTomHank posted...
Hopefully its over something insignificant like a rent dispute.

God forbid Jen have an important decision


aw i'd be great on a jury. i deal with liability disputes at my work every day. that's probably why i won't get selected because i actually know too much. i handle arizona liability claims for a living!!

dragon504 posted...
I dunno how it works where you live, but they always mention here, that if you're not selected, they can't excuse you for the whole day.


my work lets me have the whole day off regardless of how long i'm there.

Mead posted...
Congrats though I guess, hopefully they don't select you so you'll get free PTO


i want to get selected! i want to be on a jury so badly!
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dragon504
11/15/17 7:43:43 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
my work lets me have the whole day off regardless of how long i'm there.


Cool. I'm sure that's the case for some places here too and the court just saying that, so they don't have to deal with workplaces.
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jsb0714
11/15/17 7:44:17 PM
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I've been summoned several times over the years, most recently the last week of October. I've yet to actually have to report.
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mipond
11/15/17 7:53:22 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
oh shoot i can play heckin animal cross and HHD.

maybe they'll see me playing HHD and put me on the jury because of how cute it is

They wouldn't let us bring any type of electronics in.
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thedeerzord
11/15/17 7:53:42 PM
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I'm very happy for you Jen.
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helIy
11/15/17 9:00:13 PM
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i hate you
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Doctor Foxx
11/15/17 9:02:03 PM
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Your prayers have been answered
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Kungfu Kenobi
11/15/17 9:02:56 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
it's happened!! All my wishing workeD! i've been summoned! for jury duty!!!~


You've actually been complaining about this one for a while. Years maybe.
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Melon_Master
11/15/17 9:18:23 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
i deal with liability disputes at my work every day. that's probably why i won't get selected because i actually know too much. i handle arizona liability claims for a living!!

If you mention that, you likely won't be chosen.. Since you surprisingly want jury duty, undersell your job lol.
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keyblader1985
11/15/17 9:24:03 PM
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Started from the bottom, now we here

Jen0125 posted...
bd0U4ul

I didn't get free lunch! This was back when I was unemployed so I could've used it.
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CH3SH
11/15/17 9:37:30 PM
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Why would you want to do jury duty?
I understand if your called up and have to but to WANT to do it just pains me #confused
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helIy
11/15/17 9:38:25 PM
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because jury duty is awesome

why wouldn't you want to do it?

you get to learn ALL the drama
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Sarcasthma
11/15/17 9:49:13 PM
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Plot twist: Jens the defendant.
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Kungfu Kenobi
11/15/17 9:49:29 PM
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CH3SH posted...
Why would you want to do jury duty?
I understand if your called up and have to but to WANT to do it just pains me #confused


I'unno, I kinda want jury duty too. It seems like it might be interesting.
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Krow_Incarnate
11/15/17 9:54:59 PM
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I can't imagine being excited about jury duty.

I purposefully am not a registered voter, so as to lower my chances of being selected.
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Jen0125
11/15/17 10:35:58 PM
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Kungfu Kenobi posted...
Jen0125 posted...
it's happened!! All my wishing workeD! i've been summoned! for jury duty!!!~


You've actually been complaining about this one for a while. Years maybe.


I know! Years! And it's finally my time.

helIy posted...
i hate you


Don't be mad! Maybe you'll be next!

CH3SH posted...
Why would you want to do jury duty?
I understand if your called up and have to but to WANT to do it just pains me #confused


Uh because my work pays me while I'm on jury duty and I don't have to use pto but I get time off work! And if I get selected for a trial I can get that for even longer! And there's something soooo exciting about being on a jury I just want to do it so badly. You get to see an actual trial and discuss your opinion with other jurors and come to a decision on the facts that have been provided to you. Idk why but it just excites me to think of the whole process.

Melon_Master posted...
Jen0125 posted...
i deal with liability disputes at my work every day. that's probably why i won't get selected because i actually know too much. i handle arizona liability claims for a living!!

If you mention that, you likely won't be chosen.. Since you surprisingly want jury duty, undersell your job lol.


Yeah I'm trying to figure out ways to do that without like perjuring myself.
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Melon_Master
11/15/17 10:53:17 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Yeah I'm trying to figure out ways to do that without like perjuring myself.

You could vaguely mention that you answer the phones for an insurance office.. and hope they don't ask for you for details lol.
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RCtheWSBC
11/15/17 10:57:51 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Yeah I'm trying to figure out ways to do that without like perjuring myself.

"Juror 15,what is your occupation?"

"I don't recall."
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TheCyborgNinja
11/15/17 11:00:36 PM
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Id be like Bill from KotH lol
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helIy
11/15/17 11:27:22 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Yeah I'm trying to figure out ways to do that without like perjuring myself.

"Juror 15,what is your occupation?"

"I don't recall."


"i'm under NDA so i cannot say"
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Greenfox111
11/15/17 11:28:45 PM
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i hope i never get jury duty... i should never have registered to vote tbh, its not like i vote
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Alexandra_Trent
11/15/17 11:40:32 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
Have fun.

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Jen0125
11/16/17 9:50:18 AM
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Lmao I'm going to say I'm a claim handler at such and such company and see if they press me for more info instead of giving it up all at once.
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SunWuKung420
11/16/17 9:55:20 AM
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I'm getting breaking news Bob!

This just in! Generic white woman gets jury duty notice!

The details are still coming in and we'll let you know with real-time, up to the minute updates. More at 11.
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helIy
11/16/17 10:49:33 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
Lmao I'm going to say I'm a claim handler at such and such company and see if they press me for more info instead of giving it up all at once.

what if they made you a character witness instead
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Jen0125
11/16/17 11:42:57 AM
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helIy posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Lmao I'm going to say I'm a claim handler at such and such company and see if they press me for more info instead of giving it up all at once.

what if they made you a character witness instead


That doesn't make any sense!

SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm getting breaking news Bob!

This just in! Generic white woman gets jury duty notice!

The details are still coming in and we'll let you know more with real-time, up to the minute updates. More at 11.


Don't be jealous!
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Foppe
11/16/17 12:05:26 PM
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Good luck.
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SusanGreenEyes
11/19/17 8:24:12 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Lmao I'm going to say I'm a claim handler at such and such company and see if they press me for more info instead of giving it up all at once.

Were you selected as a juror?
If so, when do you start?
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Mead
11/19/17 8:29:36 PM
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Are you being summoned to the downtown phoenix courthouse? If so just a heads up the parking situation they have is really dumb. When I had to show up I had to park in an uncovered lot and the actual courthouse was two blocks away.
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Jen0125
11/19/17 8:33:46 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Lmao I'm going to say I'm a claim handler at such and such company and see if they press me for more info instead of giving it up all at once.

Were you selected as a juror?
If so, when do you start?


My date isn't til 12/20 so I have to call 12/19 to see if my group even gets called. :(

Mead posted...
Are you being summoned to the downtown phoenix courthouse? If so just a heads up the parking situation they have is really dumb. When I had to show up I had to park in an uncovered lot and the actual courthouse was two blocks away.


No I got called to a municipal court in my town so I don't have to go downtown.
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