Poll of the Day > Type "I died" and "I masturbate" on your phone

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and let the predictive keyboard fill in the rest

I died and I had to go to sleep now I cannot was a good night I love you too so much

I masturbate to me and I have a good time to do it and I do it for you

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I died and I just got back from the gym and then I will be able to make it to the meeting tonight but I will be there at the same time.

I masturbate I have a lot of time to get to the bottom of this email and I will be there at the same time.

I died in to the floor in the first place for a while make sure you have to be in the first place for a while make sure you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient

Dark.

I masturbate and I will be on the couch and chair set up a time to get to know eachother

Hot.
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I died in the middle of the station and I don't even like vampires

I masturbate to it was just a warning bite to eat it solo album in it is a literal dream come true

This is a good game.
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I died like every time to the objective of the best in the morning after work.

I masturbate and the other hand is definitely important as well.

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I died in a shoe store for women in the UK and I was pretty much looking forward for a while there.

I masturbate to the Tomb Raider reboot from 2013 and the ones that came before Super Metroid.

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I died while flying today and it has been a busy day for myself.

I masturbate the same thing lol
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Apparently, Trump has already been doing this for years.

https://youtu.be/1ZAPwfrtAFY?t=3m25s
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I died and I just got back from the gym to get my family and friends.

I masturbate the dog and I will send you the details of my family members who have been buying the house for the night.
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LeetCheet posted...

I died in a shoe store for women in the UK and I was pretty much looking forward for a while there.

This definitely happened.
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I died for the first time since my last tweet

I math today and then he started talking about how it happened
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I masturbate the way to work.
I masturbate to be a good day.

I masturbate I have to go get my car and then the other day I was mauled by a dog and I will be in a meeting with my hand on your sister.
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I dies in the morning would work on math for you and your people haha and I don't need anything else from earlier in the day before work.

I masturbate to my favorite things about the system and how I feel about being so great.
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ummm they both ended up turning into the walrus copypasta somehow
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I died when you got to school and you didnt get it out.

I masturbate to the next time you have a chance to meet up with your mom.
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I died and I didn't want to go to sleep

I masturbated I don't want to know what if I was told you were going to pick me up
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Yellow posted...

I masturbate the dog and I will send you the details of my family members who have been buying the house for the night.

Woah.
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i died in the middle of a shootout before the boss was born

I masturbated to the official site for the first time and have no idea what to do with the crystals
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helIy posted...

I masturbated to the official site for the first time and have no idea what to do with the crystals

Same.
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helIy posted...

I masturbated to the official site for the first time and have no idea what to do with the crystals

The crystals be canceled in the back I already did
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The crystals are all the same to you and your sister is coming over to watch a dog.
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Everything I type ends up being a dog and a dog that was probably not going to be able to make it to the meeting tonight.
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Y'all are going to be able to get to the school tomorrow morning babe
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I died laughing at me for the first time in the morning and then I can see that you are the last one on the way to get a chance to check out the common application for the first time in the game is at the end of the day I would like to go to the dance tomorrow night and I will be a good day at work and I will be a good day at work and I will be a good day at work and I will be a good day at work and I will be a good day at work

I masturbated to the dance tomorrow night and I was wondering if you want to go to the dance tomorrow night and I was wondering if you want to go to the dance tomorrow night and I was wondering if you want to go to the dance tomorrow night

Lots of repetition.
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I bought this phone a week ago and it doesn't know enough about me to predict text unless I type the first letter of a word
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I turned off all those keyboard options.
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Round 2

I died in a positive way of life and was not really a good person to be honest with

I masturbate to get a bad rep when I get back to work on Friday

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<_<

I died in a car park at the scene of a constipated bulldog

I masturbated to get a free house - (wish it was that easy :P)
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For the first time I feel like I have absolutely no connection to today's youth.

What predictive keyboard? What is this? What are you people even typing in?
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I died a few days later this year when it comes in a different kind a month and I dont think I can get a job or not but Im sure I will just do that I think its fine to just do whatever.

I masturbate I dont know how much it is but its not a good idea for you and you can just do whatever it works fine for you.
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I died in the game and the sai blades and nunchuck handles kinda long have you can either finish the actual mission or just quit.

I masturbate to be around 3pm the early morning on sale.
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Gamechamp3k posted...

For the first time I feel like I have absolutely no connection to today's youth.

What predictive keyboard? What is this? What are you people even typing in?

Type it in and hit those until you have a full sentence
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I died and my mom was not having fun with me anymore and Im not going through it again

Fuck that bitch

I masturbated to get together with him for the weekend so he could get together with him for once or something like that

I think I just got my bf laid
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usui88 posted...

and let the predictive keyboard fill in the rest

I do not use predictive keyboard. I just hate it and I am quite a fast writer (on my "button phone", i have no smartphone and I am content with that) so why to use predictive keyboard? ;-)

I died for the last night I was just a bad day and a good idea.

I masturbate the CAO open to a new one
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i died you just need to model nude to or nude least or see least and see uploads and filled uploads failed.

i masturbate you just need to model nude to or nude least or see least and see uploads and filled uploads failed.

smart phone my ass lol
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CZ_Zidane posted...

usui88 posted...

and let the predictive keyboard fill in the rest

I do not use predictive keyboard. I just hate it and I am quite a fast writer (on my "button phone", i have no smartphone and I am content with that) so why to use predictive keyboard? ;-)

who the fuck still uses a flip phone

what the fuck
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I died so many times hahahaha

I masturbated and a CRY for you baby is a lot of money

I died in the US and Canada but I am not sure if I can do it for the first time

I masturbate and give me a call
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I died in the first place and I was in kindergarten I would watch Gigantor and Robotech on the shelf

I masturbate the fact that you are a good friend of mine and I am very happy to be a part of your family and I hope you have a wonderful day and I look forward to what you have to say about your life and your life is a very good thing to do in the future and I hope you have a great day.

I died in the Avalanche of these women and so is the only class in that I graduate

I masturbated and would make it overlap with other people in that I graduate school and so school is not thanksgiving

Um...

I died in the parking lot last night and I can do it again sometime later this month

I masterbate to new Star Wars trailer tonight and I can do it again sometime later this month
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Doctor Foxx posted...

I died in the US and Canada but I am not sure if I can do it for the first time

I masturbate and give me a call

How can you die in two countries at once?
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Ogurisama posted...

Doctor Foxx posted...

I died in the US and Canada but I am not sure if I can do it for the first time

I masturbate and give me a call

How can you die in two countries at once?

She got shot crossing the border
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I died for a few years and now I don't think it was actually a good idea but it is a great idea.

I masturbate the same way I did it on Facebook but it was seriously awesome.
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I died laughing at me and my mom and dad are going to be a world

I masturbate is a good special day for me

I died in the car etc etc etc.

I masturbate the same time as a person who has been in business since we were in 3rd
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I died in the game with a Circle on the back of the output of discharge from the letter.

I masturbated it to the planets conditions and evolve into new races.
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