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Antifar
11/10/17 9:30:29 PM
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41950775

A man's police interrogation in Kansas, Missouri [Antifar's note: this is a weirdly common error by the British re: American geography] was ended prematurely after he began answering questions by farting, according to local reports.

Sean Sykes Jnr is facing federal gun and drug charges after being pulled over twice by police in Kansas City.

He was initially released in September, but taken back into custody this month.

Explosive new details have now emerged of Mr Sykes's original interview in September that was brought to an abrupt end.

According to the Kansas City Star newspaper, a detective's report said Mr Sykes "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart" when asked for his address by police while being interviewed in September.

"Mr Sykes continued to be flatulent and I ended the interview," the detective wrote after recovering.

No charges were filed at the time after Mr Sykes denied knowledge of the items, but the 24-year-old was pulled over again this month. He was charged with stolen firearm offences and possession with intent to sell cocaine.

The detective's report emerged during a court appearance on Monday.

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Nostradumbass
11/10/17 9:33:52 PM
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ass cancer
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Kaname_Madoka
11/10/17 9:34:02 PM
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Ayy lmao
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CapnMuffin
11/10/17 9:34:52 PM
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Explosive new details

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BuckVanHammer
11/10/17 9:35:15 PM
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This is news? And made it all the way to the BBC?
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SageHarpuia
11/10/17 9:37:41 PM
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Guilty!
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Doe
11/10/17 9:38:50 PM
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Shouldn't that be, like, confidential
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HBKick18
11/10/17 9:39:22 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Explosive new details

Lol'd when I read that
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Zack_Attackv1
11/10/17 9:43:51 PM
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VectorChaos
11/10/17 9:45:31 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Explosive new details

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
11/10/17 9:46:44 PM
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I wonder what it smelled like.
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GiftedACIII
11/10/17 9:56:14 PM
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Missouri
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dummy420
11/10/17 10:01:45 PM
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Seems like some 10 year olds joke... I'm not afraid to admit this made me laugh.
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GiftedACIII
11/13/17 5:02:04 AM
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Missouri
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fuzzylittlbunny
11/13/17 5:29:58 AM
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Nostradumbass posted...
ass cancer

PJZqiaO
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ManLink4321
11/13/17 5:30:27 AM
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lmao
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SavenForever
11/13/17 7:01:59 AM
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kingdrake2
11/13/17 7:30:16 AM
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ManLink4321 posted...
lmao

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eston
11/13/17 7:37:50 AM
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"You have the right to remain silent."
"I waive that right."
*waves fart towards officer*
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008Zulu
11/15/17 12:40:59 AM
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Isn't farting in an enclosed area, a form of assault?
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PtlessAgmnts
11/17/17 3:20:25 AM
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lmao
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Funbazooka
11/17/17 4:01:28 AM
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eston posted...
"You have the right to remain silent."
"I waive that right."
*waves fart towards officer*

That brings tears to my brown-eye
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PtlessAgmnts
11/20/17 11:43:47 PM
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lmao
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littlebro07
11/20/17 11:46:46 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Explosive new details

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PtlessAgmnts
11/23/17 3:52:45 AM
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lmao
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RickyTheBAWSE
11/25/17 5:06:40 AM
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just heard about this, lolololol
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GiftedACIII
11/27/17 4:14:46 AM
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Missouri
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