Current Events > Woman Fired For Flipping Off Trump's Motorcade Receives 453,673 Job Offers

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_OujiDoza_
11/08/17 2:30:13 PM
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https://t.co/YiFGHPM8YA

hen Donald Trumps motorcade passed her on the back roads of Virginia last week, cyclist Juli Briskman did what any patriotic American would do, she saluted with a raised middle finger.

A photo of the incident, taken by a press pool photographer riding in the caravan of black SUVs, went viral the next day, making Ms. Briskman an overnight Internet sensation. But it also cost the 50-year-old marketing executive her job at Akima LLC, a U.S. government contracting firm.

No worries. A week after giving the president the finger and finding herself out of work, Ms. Briskman has now received 453,678 job offers (and counting) from employers large and small, from every state in the union.

Shes my she-ro, said Lucy Clementori, who owns a chain of fitness centers throughout the Southwest and promised to hire Ms. Briskman, sight unseen. She can take over our spin classes and teach everyone that great presidential salute!

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Norm LaForge, who started a multi-million dollar company erecting cell towers in the Midwest, wants Juli Briskman to start yesterday. It took guts to do what she did, giving the finger to The Great White Dope. That kind of chutzpah makes a great salesperson. Shes hired.

I dont have any openings, but Ill find a place for her anyway, said Darlene Ranalin, founder of a public relations firm in Boston. I guess President Drumpf was right after all, he really is creating new jobs.

It is not known if Ms. Briskman is going to accept any of the 453,678 job offers that came her way seemingly as a reward for her political resistance, but her story does underscore the enormous benefits of protest cycling.

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Fam_Fam
11/08/17 2:30:32 PM
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good
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jayj420
11/08/17 2:31:34 PM
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Well done America.

Now this is sounding like a good way to get hired... I should try to find out when I can flip off the presidents motorcade so I can get some job offers!
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Returning_CEmen
11/08/17 2:31:52 PM
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Give one of those jobs to me
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Tmaster148
11/08/17 2:31:53 PM
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Well I guess Trump finally created a job for an American citizen.
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Trelve
11/08/17 2:31:53 PM
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Fake News.
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Blue_Inigo
11/08/17 2:31:59 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
good

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darkprince45
11/08/17 2:32:11 PM
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_OujiDoza_ posted...
did what any patriotic American would do, she saluted with a raised middle finger.


_OujiDoza_ posted...
It took guts to do what she did, giving the finger to The Great White Dope. That kind of chutzpah makes a great salesperson. Shes hired.


_OujiDoza_ posted...
Shes my she-ro, said Lucy Clementori,


Wtf is all this
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davyheinz
11/08/17 2:32:55 PM
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Lmao
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wackyteen
11/08/17 2:33:28 PM
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jayj420 posted...
Well done America.

Now this is sounding like a good way to get hired... I should try to find out when I can flip off the presidents motorcade so I can get some job offers!

Gotta have a job to get fired from, first
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UncleBourbon33
11/08/17 2:33:29 PM
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What a stunning and brave act.
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Harpie
11/08/17 2:33:48 PM
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Satire news site you should feel bad for believing this
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jayj420
11/08/17 2:42:12 PM
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wackyteen posted...
jayj420 posted...
Well done America.

Now this is sounding like a good way to get hired... I should try to find out when I can flip off the presidents motorcade so I can get some job offers!

Gotta have a job to get fired from, first

Well that's not hard. I have came up with this fool proof formula:

Step 1: get a shitty job where they will fire you for flipping off the president
Step 2: find out where the president's motorcade is going to be
Step 3: find a good location to flip off the president, hoping someone published a picture of you doing it
Step 4:
Step 5: profit!
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bluezero
11/08/17 2:42:54 PM
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UncleBourbon33 posted...
What a stunning and brave act.

From a strong and brave woman!
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_OujiDoza_
11/08/17 2:44:42 PM
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Harpie posted...
Satire news site you should feel bad for believing this

Smile for a change you old crone.
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darkphoenix181
11/08/17 2:47:00 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Give one of those jobs to me


are you a woman?
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DoGCyN
11/08/17 2:49:23 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
Give one of those jobs to me


are you a woman?

and have you flipped off the president during live photography?
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darkphoenix181
11/08/17 2:50:53 PM
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M_Live posted...
She's going to accept them all


if they each pay $1, she will have half a million dollars
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Returning_CEmen
11/08/17 2:51:01 PM
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DoGCyN posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
Give one of those jobs to me


are you a woman?

and have you flipped off the president during live photography?

No and no FML
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