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DistantMemory 11/06/17 11:19:55 PM #1:	I was in a shower stall undressing when I happened to look on the floor(wet, naturally) and saw the reflection of someone facing towards the ground, almost as if they were looking at the reflection. I squinted and it very much looked like we made eye contact through the reflection. I covered my penis and he made a sort of grunt, almost like a stifled laugh. I think he may have bore witness to Moby Dick, the Great White Whale. <cite>DistantMemory posted [p:889907724] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote>I was in a shower stall undressing when I happened to look on the floor(wet, naturally) and saw the reflection of someone facing towards the ground, almost as if they were looking at the reflection. I squinted and it very much looked like we made eye contact through the reflection. I covered my penis and he made a sort of grunt, almost like a stifled laugh. I think he may have bore witness to Moby Dick, the Great White Whale.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rockies 11/06/17 11:22:02 PM #2:	I don't really think you can give it that title when you're afraid of somebody getting a brief glimpse of it in a fucking water reflection <cite>Rockies posted [p:889907839] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote>I don't really think you can give it that title when you're afraid of somebody getting a brief glimpse of it in a fucking water reflection</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HelIWithoutSin 11/06/17 11:22:40 PM #3:	Are you sure he didn't see Moby Dick's dad (can't) Papa Boner? --- And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. -Hans Gruber <cite>HelIWithoutSin posted [p:889907870] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote>Are you sure he didn't see Moby Dick's dad (can't) Papa Boner?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DistantMemory 11/06/17 11:22:55 PM #4:	Rockies posted... I don't really think you can give it that title when you're afraid of somebody getting a brief glimpse of it in a fucking water reflection I'm not afraid, not sure where you got that impression. I just think it's funny that this guy seems to have been enough of a creeper to use such a tactic. <cite>DistantMemory posted [p:889907878] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rockies posted...</cite> <quote>I don't really think you can give it that title when you're afraid of somebody getting a brief glimpse of it in a fucking water reflection</quote> I'm not afraid, not sure where you got that impression. I just think it's funny that this guy seems to have been enough of a creeper to use such a tactic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 11/06/17 11:29:58 PM #5:	I guess you like men now --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!" <cite>Mead posted [p:889908213] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote>I guess you like men now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DistantMemory 11/06/17 11:30:46 PM #6:	Mead posted... I guess you like men now Well I've always swung both ways. <cite>DistantMemory posted [p:889908250] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote>I guess you like men now</quote> Well I've always swung both ways.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 11/06/17 11:42:46 PM #7:	I read that as "I think that I just saw my dick" and was about to congratulate you on your weight loss. <cite>Cacciato posted [p:889908814] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote>I read that as "I think that I just saw my dick" and was about to congratulate you on your weight loss.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Red_Frog 11/06/17 11:44:59 PM #8:	Quick, hide it under your mattress. <cite>Red_Frog posted [p:889908897] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote>Quick, hide it under your mattress.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mastermix3000 11/06/17 11:45:30 PM #9:	Cacciato posted... I read that as "I think that I just saw my dick" and was about to congratulate you on your weight loss. --- RIP in peace Junpei 6/1/17 :( <cite>mastermix3000 posted [p:889908919] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote>I read that as "I think that I just saw my dick" and was about to congratulate you on your weight loss.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mastermix3000 11/06/17 11:45:47 PM #10:	Red_Frog posted... Quick, hide it under your mattress. Lol --- RIP in peace Junpei 6/1/17 :( <cite>mastermix3000 posted [p:889908937] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote><cite>Red_Frog posted...</cite> <quote>Quick, hide it under your mattress.</quote> Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DistantMemory 11/06/17 11:46:34 PM #11:	Cacciato posted... I read that as "I think that I just saw my dick" and was about to congratulate you on your weight loss. I'm nowhere near that level of fat. <cite>DistantMemory posted [p:889908972] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote>I read that as "I think that I just saw my dick" and was about to congratulate you on your weight loss.</quote> I'm nowhere near that level of fat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hard_Wired 11/06/17 11:57:32 PM #12:	Was it DirtBasedSoap? I'm sure it was that guy DirtBasedSoap? It was DirtBasedSoap, right? --- PSN: Final_ARC LIVE: NegativeNinety9 <cite>Hard_Wired posted [p:889909481] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote>Was it DirtBasedSoap? I'm sure it was that guy DirtBasedSoap? It was DirtBasedSoap, right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 11/07/17 12:17:30 AM #13:	Probably laughed at how paranoid you are. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:889910296] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote>Probably laughed at how paranoid you are.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DistantMemory 11/07/17 12:18:57 AM #14:	wwinterj25 posted... Probably laughed at how paranoid you are. Considering that he would indeed be looking at my naked reflection if that were the case, you couldn't really call that paranoia since I'd be correct. <cite>DistantMemory posted [p:889910357] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote>Probably laughed at how paranoid you are.</quote> Considering that he would indeed be looking at my naked reflection if that were the case, you couldn't really call that paranoia since I'd be correct.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 11/07/17 12:23:11 AM #15:	DistantMemory posted... I covered my penis and he made a sort of grunt, almost like a stifled laugh That small huh? <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:889910511] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote><cite>DistantMemory posted...</cite> <quote>I covered my penis and he made a sort of grunt, almost like a stifled laugh</quote> That small huh?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DistantMemory 11/07/17 12:24:28 AM #16:	OhhhJa posted... DistantMemory posted... I covered my penis and he made a sort of grunt, almost like a stifled laugh That small huh? The Great White Whale? Naw. I would assume it'd be because I caught him in the act. <cite>DistantMemory posted [p:889910562] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote><cite>OhhhJa posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DistantMemory posted...</cite> <quote>I covered my penis and he made a sort of grunt, almost like a stifled laugh</quote> That small huh?</quote> The Great White Whale? Naw. I would assume it'd be because I caught him in the act.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 11/07/17 12:25:13 AM #17:	OhhhJa posted... DistantMemory posted... I covered my penis and he made a sort of grunt, almost like a stifled laugh That small huh? "I'm amazed you covered it up with that iPod shuffle." <cite>Cacciato posted [p:889910592] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote><cite>OhhhJa posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DistantMemory posted...</cite> <quote>I covered my penis and he made a sort of grunt, almost like a stifled laugh</quote> That small huh?</quote> "I'm amazed you covered it up with that iPod shuffle."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 11/07/17 12:25:34 AM #18:	Now he's telling the dorm about your micro dick --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:889910613] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote>Now he's telling the dorm about your micro dick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy 11/07/17 12:25:42 AM #19:	HelIWithoutSin posted... Are you sure he didn't see Moby Dick's dad (can't) Papa Boner? i feel this joke is underrated --- welcome to my empire where everybody's f***ed up <cite>helIy posted [p:889910617] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote><cite>HelIWithoutSin posted...</cite> <quote>Are you sure he didn't see Moby Dick's dad (can't) Papa Boner?</quote> i feel this joke is underrated</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DistantMemory 11/07/17 12:26:37 AM #20:	darcandkharg31 posted... Now he's telling the dorm about your micro dick More likely he's spinning yarns about the great behemoth he bore witness to and the lion's mane that surrounded it. <cite>DistantMemory posted [p:889910654] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote><cite>darcandkharg31 posted...</cite> <quote>Now he's telling the dorm about your micro dick</quote> More likely he's spinning yarns about the great behemoth he bore witness to and the lion's mane that surrounded it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 11/07/17 12:28:24 AM #21:	DistantMemory posted... Considering that he would indeed be looking at my naked reflection if that were the case, you couldn't really call that paranoia since I'd be correct. Of course you would be bby. Who's a big boy? pets head --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:889910729] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote><cite>DistantMemory posted...</cite> <quote>Considering that he would indeed be looking at my naked reflection if that were the case, you couldn't really call that paranoia since I'd be correct.</quote> Of course you would be bby. Who's a big boy? pets head</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 11/07/17 12:50:18 AM #22:	DistantMemory posted... darcandkharg31 posted... Now he's telling the dorm about your micro dick More likely he's spinning yarns about the great behemoth he bore witness to and the lion's mane that surrounded it. You mean a robin's egg in a bird nest. <cite>Cacciato posted [p:889911546] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote><cite>DistantMemory posted...</cite> <quote><cite>darcandkharg31 posted...</cite> <quote>Now he's telling the dorm about your micro dick</quote> More likely he's spinning yarns about the great behemoth he bore witness to and the lion's mane that surrounded it.</quote> You mean a robin's egg in a bird nest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy 11/07/17 12:59:31 AM #23:	DistantMemory posted... darcandkharg31 posted... Now he's telling the dorm about your micro dick More likely he's spinning yarns about the great behemoth he bore witness to and the lion's mane that surrounded it. you should shave --- welcome to my empire where everybody's f***ed up <cite>helIy posted [p:889911885] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote><cite>DistantMemory posted...</cite> <quote><cite>darcandkharg31 posted...</cite> <quote>Now he's telling the dorm about your micro dick</quote> More likely he's spinning yarns about the great behemoth he bore witness to and the lion's mane that surrounded it.</quote> you should shave</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rockies 11/07/17 1:21:38 AM #24:	lol of course Carlisle would be proud of having disgusting pubic hair <cite>Rockies posted [p:889912626] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote>lol of course Carlisle would be proud of having disgusting pubic hair</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 11/07/17 1:27:41 AM #25:	--- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:889912834] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DistantMemory 11/07/17 1:29:59 AM #26:	https://realtimeshortstories.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/it-was-this-big-9.jpg <cite>DistantMemory posted [p:889912892] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote>https://realtimeshortstories.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/it-was-this-big-9.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 11/07/17 1:31:05 AM #27:	--- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:889912923] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DistantMemory 11/07/17 1:32:10 AM #28:	https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zEX1hkludk4/WTVqqClaoeI/AAAAAAAAh_8/ARAgXoCtzCIvokm6MNVvETulRRxHvJFUwCLcB/s1600/it-was-this-big-0.jpg <cite>DistantMemory posted [p:889912952] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote>https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zEX1hkludk4/WTVqqClaoeI/AAAAAAAAh_8/ARAgXoCtzCIvokm6MNVvETulRRxHvJFUwCLcB/s1600/it-was-this-big-0.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 11/07/17 1:34:12 AM #29:	--- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:889913029] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DistantMemory 11/07/17 1:36:00 AM #30:	Lmao, you win with that one. <cite>DistantMemory posted [p:889913082] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote>Lmao, you win with that one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeetCheet 11/07/17 8:57:50 AM #31:	Rockies posted... lol of course Carlisle would be proud of having disgusting pubic hair TC is Carlisle? --- https://i.imgur.com/eQrRxik.jpg <cite>LeetCheet posted [p:889923796] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rockies posted...</cite> <quote>lol of course Carlisle would be proud of having disgusting pubic hair</quote> TC is Carlisle?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazeAndBlade 11/07/17 1:01:15 PM #32:	he was probly gonna sneak up on the TC and shout "SURPRISE BUTT SEX" but got noticed to soon --- Having a goal is good, but don't let your goal depress you. Goals are meant to inspire. <cite>BlazeAndBlade posted [p:889936115] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote>he was probly gonna sneak up on the TC and shout "SURPRISE BUTT SEX" but got noticed to soon</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Komaiko54- 11/07/17 1:08:29 PM #33:	What are you going to say when you see him next time? --- "Is it a good time, or is it highly inappropriate?" - Alvvays http://i.imgur.com/rNCkhGc.gif http://i.imgur.com/BRGmYpZ.gif <cite>-Komaiko54- posted [p:889936547] in I think a ... [t:75963492]...</cite> <quote>What are you going to say when you see him next time?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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