Current Events > The popularity of the stinky avocado and its subsidiary the guacamole is a scam.

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I don't know why people like that stinky fruit, I'd sooner bite into a tomato like it was a hand fruit.

And to think that restaurants charge a whopping $3 extra to have that stuff as a sauce, and people are more than willing to pay it.
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saspa posted...

I'd sooner bite into a tomato like it was a hand fruit.

Is there even any way to do that without making a huge mess?

I've never noticed any particular odor from avocado tbqh, and guac generally smells like all the stuff you add in order to make it guac
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Dude ypuve had rotten avocado. It has almost no smell
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I like avocado, though it's true that they are often overpriced

but also wtf - I've never noticed a strong smell
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Avocado is great you philistine.
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Questionmarktarius posted...

saspa posted...

I'd sooner bite into a tomato like it was a hand fruit.

Is there even any way to do that without making a huge mess?

Same way as eating a pomegranate; take off your shirt and let the juices flow down onto your chest for the most part.
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Avocado has hardly any smell at all, unless it's rotten.

Also avocado and guac are top tier foods.
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Does the TC think Durian is an Avocado?
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Why pay for them to make the guacamole for $3 when you get some for free with your meal later on?
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If I know business practices they don't offer guac free.
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Dustin1280 posted...

Avocado has hardly any smell at all, unless it's rotten.

Also avocado and guac are top tier foods.

I guess it depends on one's nose sensitivity. If you don't already have an aversion to a smell, you don't particularly see it as gross or disgusting.
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It barely has a smell at all
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I guess it really just depends. You probably don't think milk or cheese has a gross smell, but that's because you like those substances while I abhor them, and hence get a gag reaction if I'm anywhere near a cream based food.
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Avocado is god's testicle
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apolloooo posted...

Avocado is god's testicle

I saw somewhere that that was the Nahuatl word for it.
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FF_Redux posted...

Dude ypuve had rotten avocado. It has almost no smell

People who dont eat avocados are psychopaths. Whats next? Pineapple in pizza? well done steak? People are crazy.
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cerealbox760 posted...

Whats next? Pineapple in pizza? well done steak?

Pineapple steaks?

Questionmarktarius posted...

cerealbox760 posted...

Whats next? Pineapple in pizza? well done steak?

Pineapple steaks?

Or well done pizza?
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DirkDiggles posted...

Or well done pizza?

Slightly burnt pizza is awesome though.

Put salt on the avacodo. It's a secret cheat code that makes it taste amazing.
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FF_Redux posted...

Dude ypuve had rotten avocado. It has almost no smell

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apolloooo posted...

Avocado is god's testicle

Can't tell if compliment
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