Current Events > that's it, there needs to be a baby name police

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Alexanaxela
11/03/17 8:22:53 PM
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i just met a door named "Other" the other day. Some of these names parenta are coming up with while drunk/high/stupid are 8888ing crimes that babies have to love with their entire lives. No more, im starting a petition for a body to govern names given to babies. Parents that fail are detained, fined, and thrown in prison
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DarthAragorn
11/03/17 8:23:20 PM
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I support this
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gafemaqs
11/03/17 8:24:26 PM
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i just met a door named "Other" the other day. Some of these names parenta are coming up with while drunk/high/stupid are 8888ing crimes that babies have to love with their entire lives. No more, im starting a petition for a body to govern names given to babies. Parents that fail are detained, fined, and thrown in prison
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Laserion
11/03/17 8:32:08 PM
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I'll support this if you proofread your posts first.
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wackyteen
11/03/17 8:33:17 PM
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I too meet doors names Other
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Grindcorp9000
11/03/17 8:34:34 PM
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I knew a door named Janitor once.
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Axiom
11/03/17 8:35:19 PM
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Drunk posting about drunk parents. So meta
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/03/17 8:42:15 PM
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I hread of an australian couple that named their daughter caitlin but it was spelled with the number eight in roman numerals. made me want all of humanity to stop existing.
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Duncanwii
11/03/17 8:46:02 PM
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Yes let's take a child from otherwise good parents because they gave him a weird name.
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MabusIncarnate
11/03/17 8:49:34 PM
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lmao @Alexanaxela how rekt are you right now?
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wackyteen
11/03/17 8:53:25 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I hread of an australian couple that named their daughter caitlin but it was spelled with the number eight in roman numerals. made me want all of humanity to stop existing.

why do people hate their children
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Alexanaxela
11/03/17 8:55:16 PM
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damn "smart"phone autocorrected "dood" into "door."
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giantblimpN7
11/03/17 8:55:28 PM
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I had a waiter who was named da cartel. I'm not sure if his name was Cartel and da was just a joke on his name tag or what.
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Alexanaxela
11/03/17 8:56:14 PM
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wow that is a lot of typos lol
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E32005
11/03/17 8:57:55 PM
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Crazyman93
11/03/17 8:59:53 PM
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Alexanaxela posted...
of these names parenta are coming up with while drunk/high/stupid are 8888ing crimes

Only in France. Also, stop posting while drunk off your ass, you're just barely on the line for legible.
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Alexanaxela
11/03/17 9:17:49 PM
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Crazyman93 posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
of these names parenta are coming up with while drunk/high/stupid are 8888ing crimes

Only in France. Also, stop posting while drunk off your ass, you're just barely on the line for legible.

i ain't drunk my phone somehow auto corrected "dood" but didnt autocorrect "parenta"
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TheDarkCircle
11/03/17 9:21:11 PM
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i just met a door named "Other" the other day. Some of these names parenta are coming up with while drunk/high/stupid are 8888ing crimes that babies have to love with their entire lives. No more, im starting a petition for a body to govern names given to babies. Parents that fail are detained, fined, and thrown in prison
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Vicious_Dios
11/03/17 9:22:40 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
i just met a door named "Other" the other day. Some of these names parenta are coming up with while drunk/high/stupid are 8888ing crimes that babies have to love with their entire lives. No more, im starting a petition for a body to govern names given to babies. Parents that fail are detained, fined, and thrown in prison

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Ushiromiya
11/03/17 9:24:24 PM
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I want this to be a thing for like a good year and a half. Don't forget, CE.
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Uncle_Drew
11/03/17 9:25:54 PM
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i just met a door named "Other" the other day. Some of these names parenta are coming up with while drunk/high/stupid are 8888ing crimes that babies have to love with their entire lives. No more, im starting a petition for a body to govern names given to babies. Parents that fail are detained, fined, and thrown in prison
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Manocheese
11/03/17 9:29:18 PM
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i just met a door named "Other" the other day. Some of these names parenta are coming up with while drunk/high/stupid are 8888ing crimes that babies have to love with their entire lives. No more, im starting a petition for a body to govern names given to babies. Parents that fail are detained, fined, and thrown in prison
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Alexanaxela
11/03/17 9:44:54 PM
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that's good trend this around the world so we can get teh baby name police started
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Ushiromiya
11/03/17 9:45:41 PM
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