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YoshitoKikuchi 11/02/17 8:30:37 PM #1:	Does God every get lonely and want companionship? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:889650035] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>Does God every get lonely and want companionship?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vegy 11/02/17 8:31:18 PM #2:	Both --- http://i.imgur.com/gt58G1y.gif http://i.imgur.com/Kdvuckz.png http://i.imgur.com/SYqReLE.gif <cite>Vegy posted [p:889650073] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>Both</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 11/02/17 8:31:24 PM #3:	He uses angels as sex slaves. Why do you think he made them so attractive <cite>Axiom posted [p:889650083] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>He uses angels as sex slaves. Why do you think he made them so attractive</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gafemaqs 11/02/17 8:32:09 PM #4:	Mrs. God --- Sonic 06 is better than you've been told. #LeaveTheFurriesAlone <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:889650120] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>Mrs. God</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 11/02/17 8:36:11 PM #5:	https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_heaven_(antiquity) He used to. The ancient Jews were pagans originally. They had many gods. The head god had a wife. <cite>Zikten posted [p:889650337] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_heaven_(antiquity) He used to. The ancient Jews were pagans originally. They had many gods. The head god had a wife.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gunpo 11/02/17 8:37:15 PM #6:	What if God is a girl --- Steam/PSN:AloofHermit http://error1355.com/ce/Gunpo.html <cite>Gunpo posted [p:889650389] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>What if God is a girl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Howl 11/02/17 8:40:31 PM #7:	Yeah, her name is Melania. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2.2 <cite>Howl posted [p:889650541] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, her name is Melania.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 11/03/17 12:11:33 AM #8:	lol --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:889661911] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CoolBeansAvl 11/03/17 12:12:29 AM #9:	He's an incel --- http://i.imgur.com/98y63.jpg http://i.imgur.com/yOcp8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/wdX6S.jpg <cite>CoolBeansAvl posted [p:889661957] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>He's an incel</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NotALiberal 11/03/17 12:12:42 AM #10:	Who? <cite>NotALiberal posted [p:889661970] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>Who?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 11/03/17 12:19:53 AM #11:	NotALiberal posted... Who? Yaweh, which is based on the ancient pagan god El, where Israel comes from. hence "land of El" people debate on if Yaweh is supposed to be El himself or the son of El, but El's influence remains in the modern world <cite>Zikten posted [p:889662269] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote><cite>NotALiberal posted...</cite> <quote>Who?</quote> Yaweh, which is based on the ancient pagan god El, where Israel comes from. hence "land of El" people debate on if Yaweh is supposed to be El himself or the son of El, but El's influence remains in the modern world</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 11/03/17 12:22:12 AM #12:	God is the eternal Brahman, who's at one with eternity, a part of me and you --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:889662364] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>God is the eternal Brahman, who's at one with eternity, a part of me and you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 11/03/17 12:29:10 PM #13:	Hmm --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:889685602] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>Hmm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 11/03/17 12:30:33 PM #14:	Why would an omnipotent entity even need genitals? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:889685680] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>Why would an omnipotent entity even need genitals?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 11/03/17 12:31:07 PM #15:	virgin mary? --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:889685702] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>virgin mary?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hollow_shrine 11/03/17 12:34:06 PM #16:	One of the events of Revelation involves God figuratively taking the faithful members Christian congregation as his wife. Given the bible's stance on divorce we have to assume that God has always been single. Given his stance on premarital relations, we can also assume that he's been saving that figurative load for them for untold eons. Figuratively, this ought to be a wedding night to remember. --- Geraldo Riviera's facial hair is a hate crime 15 Transwomen of color have been murdered since 1/1/2017 <cite>hollow_shrine posted [p:889685872] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>One of the events of Revelation involves God figuratively taking the faithful members Christian congregation as his wife. Given the bible's stance on divorce we have to assume that God has always been single. Given his stance on premarital relations, we can also assume that he's been saving that figurative load for them for untold eons. Figuratively, this ought to be a wedding night to remember.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Twin3Turbo 11/03/17 12:34:23 PM #17:	Gunpo posted... What if God is a girl What if God was one of us? --- https://imgflip.com/gif/di4a4 <cite>Twin3Turbo posted [p:889685889] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gunpo posted...</cite> <quote>What if God is a girl</quote> What if God was one of us?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkittyOnWailord 11/03/17 12:34:42 PM #18:	Questionmarktarius posted... Why would an omnipotent entity even need genitals? So they can call him a him and not an it? And so some day someone can kick him in the balls. --- I'm here! I'm furry! I'll try not to shed! =^_^= i7 5820K\|Rampage V Extreme\|32GB DDR4 Ripjaws 4\|2xSLI GTX 980ti Lightning LE\|HAF 932\|Samsung 50inch 4K\|HTC Vive <cite>SkittyOnWailord posted [p:889685909] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote>Why would an omnipotent entity even need genitals?</quote> So they can call him a him and not an it? And so some day someone can kick him in the balls.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 11/03/17 12:36:39 PM #19:	Twin3Turbo posted... Gunpo posted... What if God is a girl What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on the bus? --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:889686015] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote><cite>Twin3Turbo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gunpo posted...</cite> <quote>What if God is a girl</quote> What if God was one of us?</quote>Just a stranger on the bus?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 11/03/17 1:14:50 PM #20:	Howl posted... Yeah, her name is Melania. Look at this adorable little shitposter --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:889688000] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote><cite>Howl posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, her name is Melania.</quote> Look at this adorable little shitposter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 11/03/17 1:15:46 PM #21:	Did God cuck Joseph? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:889688045] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>Did God cuck Joseph?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeOSauce 11/03/17 1:16:46 PM #22:	Yes her name is Sophia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_(Gnosticism) --- http://soundcloud.com/sunnyterra/audio-recording-on-monday-29 ^ Hermiione / Aeriis says my name and says I'm cute! ^_^ <cite>AwesomeOSauce posted [p:889688104] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>Yes her name is Sophia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_(Gnosticism)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 11/03/17 1:26:21 PM #23:	Zikten posted... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_heaven_(antiquity) He used to. The ancient Jews were pagans originally. They had many gods. The head god had a wife. You must realize the Jews were constantly worshipping pagan Gods on the side. In the book of Kings, half of the nation started worshipping giant bull statues. In the book of Judges, there was a guy who had his own little temple setup filled with all sorts of pagan Gods. There is a famous passage where a king seeks counsel of Baal instead of the Jehovah. - So yes, you probably can find that there were some Jews who wanted to worship an aphrodite like goddess and pretend that was the wife of the God Moses taught them. But to consider this anything more than apostasy is foolish. I mean, Jezebel herself dwelled in the Hebrew lands. You can dig up the idols she worshipped and claim it was a widespread accept practice and part of Judaism. But..why do that? And if you did, you are basically saying the prophets were the ones who were apostate, seeing how they condemned such worship constantly. Even more curious is the article you give actually talks about how the prophets of God condemned worship of this false God. --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:889688629] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_heaven_(antiquity) He used to. The ancient Jews were pagans originally. They had many gods. The head god had a wife.</quote> You must realize the Jews were constantly worshipping pagan Gods on the side. In the book of Kings, half of the nation started worshipping giant bull statues. In the book of Judges, there was a guy who had his own little temple setup filled with all sorts of pagan Gods. There is a famous passage where a king seeks counsel of Baal instead of the Jehovah. - So yes, you probably can find that there were some Jews who wanted to worship an aphrodite like goddess and pretend that was the wife of the God Moses taught them. But to consider this anything more than apostasy is foolish. I mean, Jezebel herself dwelled in the Hebrew lands. You can dig up the idols she worshipped and claim it was a widespread accept practice and part of Judaism. But..why do that? And if you did, you are basically saying the prophets were the ones who were apostate, seeing how they condemned such worship constantly. Even more curious is the article you give actually talks about how the prophets of God condemned worship of this false God.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 11/03/17 1:32:34 PM #24:	Genesis 31 33So Laban went into Jacob's tent and into Leah's tent and into the tent of the two maids, but he did not find them. Then he went out of Leah's tent and entered Rachel's tent. 34Now Rachel had taken the household idols and put them in the camel's saddle, and she sat on them. And Laban felt through all the tent but did not find them. Here we find that Rachel, the wife of Jacob whose name God change to Isreal stole an idol from her father. This idol could even be this "wife of God" you make a claim for. But the big kicker is simple, does this actually constitute ancient Jewish religion? No. But if you were to dig this up as a scholar, would you say it did? Apparently yet we find this was constant in the bible God kept saying "only worship me" but the Isrealites had little gods they kept in secret rooms the worshipped it would be no different than finding a Catholic who says Allah is a saint he pays homage to even if the Catholic Church refuses to recognize this --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:889688970] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote>Genesis 31 33So Laban went into Jacob's tent and into Leah's tent and into the tent of the two maids, but he did not find them. Then he went out of Leah's tent and entered Rachel's tent. 34Now Rachel had taken the household idols and put them in the camel's saddle, and she sat on them. And Laban felt through all the tent but did not find them. Here we find that Rachel, the wife of Jacob whose name God change to Isreal stole an idol from her father. This idol could even be this "wife of God" you make a claim for. But the big kicker is simple, does this actually constitute ancient Jewish religion? No. But if you were to dig this up as a scholar, would you say it did? Apparently yet we find this was constant in the bible God kept saying "only worship me" but the Isrealites had little gods they kept in secret rooms the worshipped it would be no different than finding a Catholic who says Allah is a saint he pays homage to even if the Catholic Church refuses to recognize this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 11/04/17 12:28:19 AM #25:	AwesomeOSauce posted... Yes her name is Sophia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_(Gnosticism) Link isn't working --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:889724562] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote><cite>AwesomeOSauce posted...</cite> <quote>Yes her name is Sophia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_(Gnosticism)</quote> Link isn't working</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 11/04/17 12:31:33 AM #26:	darkphoenix181 posted... Zikten posted... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_heaven_(antiquity) He used to. The ancient Jews were pagans originally. They had many gods. The head god had a wife. You must realize the Jews were constantly worshipping pagan Gods on the side. In the book of Kings, half of the nation started worshipping giant bull statues. In the book of Judges, there was a guy who had his own little temple setup filled with all sorts of pagan Gods. There is a famous passage where a king seeks counsel of Baal instead of the Jehovah. - So yes, you probably can find that there were some Jews who wanted to worship an aphrodite like goddess and pretend that was the wife of the God Moses taught them. But to consider this anything more than apostasy is foolish. I mean, Jezebel herself dwelled in the Hebrew lands. You can dig up the idols she worshipped and claim it was a widespread accept practice and part of Judaism. But..why do that? And if you did, you are basically saying the prophets were the ones who were apostate, seeing how they condemned such worship constantly. Even more curious is the article you give actually talks about how the prophets of God condemned worship of this false God. do you think that Judaism is as old as humanity? were people Jews in the stone age? the religion evolved. there is much evidence that they used to have many gods and then at some point they shifted to monotheism <cite>Zikten posted [p:889724687] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote><cite>darkphoenix181 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_heaven_(antiquity) He used to. The ancient Jews were pagans originally. They had many gods. The head god had a wife.</quote> You must realize the Jews were constantly worshipping pagan Gods on the side. In the book of Kings, half of the nation started worshipping giant bull statues. In the book of Judges, there was a guy who had his own little temple setup filled with all sorts of pagan Gods. There is a famous passage where a king seeks counsel of Baal instead of the Jehovah. - So yes, you probably can find that there were some Jews who wanted to worship an aphrodite like goddess and pretend that was the wife of the God Moses taught them. But to consider this anything more than apostasy is foolish. I mean, Jezebel herself dwelled in the Hebrew lands. You can dig up the idols she worshipped and claim it was a widespread accept practice and part of Judaism. But..why do that? And if you did, you are basically saying the prophets were the ones who were apostate, seeing how they condemned such worship constantly. Even more curious is the article you give actually talks about how the prophets of God condemned worship of this false God.</quote> do you think that Judaism is as old as humanity? were people Jews in the stone age? the religion evolved. there is much evidence that they used to have many gods and then at some point they shifted to monotheism</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_cajun88 11/04/17 12:32:33 AM #27:	YoshitoKikuchi posted... AwesomeOSauce posted... Yes her name is Sophia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_(Gnosticism) Link isn't working Yes he is. He works at Ordon Ranch, IIRC. --- http://i.imgur.com/OkvDFD3.jpg http://i.imgur.com/owvpCYR.jpg <cite>the_cajun88 posted [p:889724722] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote><cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AwesomeOSauce posted...</cite> <quote>Yes her name is Sophia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_(Gnosticism)</quote> Link isn't working</quote> Yes he is. He works at Ordon Ranch, IIRC.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 11/04/17 11:04:00 PM #28:	the_cajun88 posted... YoshitoKikuchi posted... AwesomeOSauce posted... Yes her name is Sophia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_(Gnosticism) Link isn't working Yes he is. He works at Ordon Ranch, IIRC. --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:889777069] in Does God h... [t:75948406]...</cite> <quote><cite>the_cajun88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AwesomeOSauce posted...</cite> <quote>Yes her name is Sophia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_(Gnosticism)</quote> Link isn't working</quote> Yes he is. He works at Ordon Ranch, IIRC.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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