Current Events > Trump accuses Hillary of losing the election just to get him impeached

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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-accuses-clinton-of-deliberately-losing-election

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In what might be his most startling allegation against his former election opponent, Donald Trump on Wednesday accused Hillary Clinton of deliberately losing the 2016 election just so that he could be impeached.

How could one of the most experienced politicians in history lose to the most unfit candidate ever? Trump asked reporters. Crooked Hillary lost on purpose because she wanted me to be impeached.

Explaining Clintons motives for intentionally sabotaging her quest for an office she had coveted for decades, Trump said, Hillary Clinton is more than a nasty woman. She is an evil woman, and her sick mind is capable of anything.

don't hover of this part unless you want to be triggered

this is not real but you probably thought it was
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darkphoenix181 posted...

The Borowitz Report

He does satire, no? So, this is just a joke.
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No way this is real.

It's utter nonsense.
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darkphoenix181 posted...

the most unfit candidate ever

If this were real this would have been the only true thing Trump has said in the past year. Too bad it's not real.
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I appreciate that you guys respected the spoiler
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Andy Borowitz is the worst goddamn satirist.
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I enjoyed this earlier

https://politics.theonion.com/white-house-staff-frantically-shredding-trump-campaign-1820075565/amp

WASHINGTONIn an effort to destroy as much incriminating evidence as possible following the indictments of Paul Manafort and Rick Gates, White House staffers reportedly spent Tuesday frantically shredding Trump campaign aides. We should have done this months ago; we need to shred as many of these campaign aides as we can before Mueller gets his hands on them, said senior policy advisor Stephen Miller, who directed employees to search the White House and hand over any damning campaign consultants while he manned the industrial shredder, stopping occasionally to un-jam the machine. Oh god, theres just so many of them. This could open us up to a lot of bad things. Its gonna take all day to destroy the staffers we have here, plus theres still a bunch in New York. At press time, Miller reportedly started a bonfire on the South Lawn after deciding it would be much faster to burn the enormous pile of campaign aides his team had collected.

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