Current Events > Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is now richest man in the world with $90 billion

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Rob Cesternino
10/27/17 6:39:19 PM
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https://www.cnbc.com/2017/10/27/jeff-bezos-is-now-the-richest-man-in-the-world-with-90-billion.html

Everyone with Amazon Prime is just making this man richer.
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andel
10/27/17 6:40:01 PM
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amazon prime is a great deal if you order much stuff...i order tons of stuff on amazon so i win by a wide margin
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KazumaKiryu
10/27/17 6:40:52 PM
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I love that we get this article every time the stock goes up, it's great.

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/27/jeff-bezos-is-set-to-become-the-worlds-richest-man.html
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glitteringfairy
10/27/17 6:42:11 PM
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If that guy gave everyone on earth a million dollars he'd still have billions. Such fucking bullshit
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Iodine
10/27/17 6:44:27 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
If that guy gave everyone on earth a million dollars he'd still have billions. Such fucking bullshit

I don't get the joke.
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myztikrice
10/27/17 6:44:41 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
If that guy gave everyone on earth a million dollars he'd still have billions. Such fucking bullshit

Almost as bullshit as your math skills
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CADE FOSTER
10/27/17 6:45:32 PM
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myztikrice posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
If that guy gave everyone on earth a million dollars he'd still have billions. Such fucking bullshit

Almost as bullshit as your math skills

lol
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CADE FOSTER
10/27/17 6:46:28 PM
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Anyway people have been saying Putin is te secret richest man in the world it is estimated he has a networth of 200 billion corruption for the win
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awesome999
10/27/17 6:46:49 PM
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Iodine posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
If that guy gave everyone on earth a million dollars he'd still have billions. Such fucking bullshit

I don't get the joke.

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darkphoenix181
10/27/17 6:47:54 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
If that guy gave everyone on earth a million dollars he'd still have billions. Such fucking bullshit


8 billion people on earth

he would need 8 billion millions

he only 90,000 millions
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glitteringfairy
10/27/17 6:49:00 PM
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I been dranking again!
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awesome999
10/27/17 6:50:52 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
If that guy gave everyone on earth a million dollars he'd still have billions. Such fucking bullshit


8 billion people on earth

he would need 8 billion millions

he only 900 millions

Uhhhh
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darkphoenix181
10/27/17 6:51:56 PM
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lol 90,000 I mean
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KStateKing17
10/27/17 6:52:57 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
If that guy gave everyone on earth a million dollars he'd still have billions. Such fucking bullshit


8 billion people on earth

he would need 8 billion millions

he only 900 millions

There's only a little over 7 billion no?
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CADE FOSTER
10/27/17 6:54:38 PM
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Capn Circus
10/27/17 6:55:10 PM
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That's just an absurd amount of money. It's lie using some infinite money cheat or something.

How the hell do you even spend that?
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CADE FOSTER
10/27/17 6:55:54 PM
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Antifar
10/27/17 6:55:56 PM
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Capn Circus posted...
How the hell do you even spend that?

You don't
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awesome999
10/27/17 6:57:57 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
lol 90,000 I mean

Well actually, he'd need 92,000 millions if he wants to "still have billions."

/smartass
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itachi15243
10/27/17 6:59:10 PM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
I love that we get this article every time the stock goes up, it's great.

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/27/jeff-bezos-is-set-to-become-the-worlds-richest-man.html


That article is from months ago. He already is the richest man out there.
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Giblet_Enjoyer
10/27/17 6:59:38 PM
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People like this should be funding crazy science shit and revolutions
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darkphoenix181
10/27/17 7:00:14 PM
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awesome999 posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
lol 90,000 I mean

Well actually, he'd need 92,000 millions if he wants to "still have billions."

/smartass


except that part I was just saying what he had

so the part you should corrected was where I said:darkphoenix181 posted...
8 billion people on earth

he would need 8 billion millions

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awesome999
10/27/17 7:10:06 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
awesome999 posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
lol 90,000 I mean

Well actually, he'd need 92,000 millions if he wants to "still have billions."

/smartass


except that part I was just saying what he had

so the part you should corrected was where I said:darkphoenix181 posted...
8 billion people on earth

he would need 8 billion millions

Lol oops
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__aCEr__
10/27/17 7:15:53 PM
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He'll be caressing his nipples with bills* while his drones take over the world.

*Those bills will be currency with his face on them
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YookaLaylee
10/27/17 7:19:13 PM
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Capn Circus posted...
That's just an absurd amount of money. It's lie using some infinite money cheat or something.

How the hell do you even spend that?

Spend a million dollars and burn a million dollars every day
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Antifar
10/27/17 8:06:56 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
Spend a million dollars and burn a million dollars every day

For 45,000 days
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DoctorVader
10/27/17 8:12:46 PM
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This has happened several times this year alone. Billy always returns.
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YookaLaylee
10/27/17 8:13:55 PM
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Antifar posted...
YookaLaylee posted...
Spend a million dollars and burn a million dollars every day

For 45,000 days

Double the amount you spend
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MangaFan462
10/27/17 8:56:50 PM
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Well earned to, Amazon is great.
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HiddenRoar
10/27/17 9:18:18 PM
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Meh, he has a shell-company in Ireland to benefit off a low corporate tax rate.

I won't be surprised if he approves of Trump's tax plan because it'll make him richer than any plan crafted by the Democrats.
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MangaFan462
10/27/17 9:19:10 PM
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Taxes are too high as it is.
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GreatEvilEmpire
10/27/17 9:21:19 PM
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Congrats to this amazing entrepreneur.
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EnterTheTekken
10/27/17 9:29:43 PM
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Good for him. We seem to have it out for success in this country.
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Capn Circus
10/27/17 9:33:06 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
Capn Circus posted...
That's just an absurd amount of money. It's lie using some infinite money cheat or something.

How the hell do you even spend that?

Spend a million dollars and burn a million dollars every day


Actually that wouldn't even work. 10 billion dollars invested in dividends/mutual funds earning a relatively conservative amount of 5% per year would equal $500 million dollars.
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Duwstai
10/27/17 9:59:48 PM
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Amazon rules. Maybe more people will take note of their practices
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Giblet_Enjoyer
10/28/17 12:08:03 AM
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Duwstai posted...
Amazon rules. Maybe more people will take note of their practices

Yeah I hope other online stores will start taking a week to ship items. Fucking sucks receiving things in a timely fashion.
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FightingGames
10/28/17 12:13:42 AM
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good for him. well-deserved
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