Current Events > 425 lb teacher SUSPENDED for sitting on student's face and FARTING in his mouth

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KazumaKiryu
10/26/17 11:40:17 AM
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http://thechangepost.com/425-pound-teacher-suspended-sitting-students-head-farting-mouth/

An Iowa educator at Kensington grade school has been suspended from her capacities after professedly sitting on an understudys head and flatulating in his mouth abandoning him heaving for air.

The 34-year-old instructor, Ann Margaret DeVille, clearly needed to educate the understudy a significant lesson after the young fellow professedly made an open remark on her appalling fat ass.

She pushed him to the ground, lifted her robe and just sat her rear end all over and afterward simply let out the greatest fart before every one of his cohorts, she included.

He was heaving for air. He thought he would bite the dust, disclosed the casualtys mom to correspondents.

To top it all off, she wasnt wearing any undies. What sort of debilitated individual does that to an 11-year-old? she asks, noticeably alarmed.
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Error1355
10/26/17 11:41:02 AM
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what the fuck
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Anarchy_Juiblex
10/26/17 11:41:58 AM
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That's my fet*ggets shot*
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Nomadic View
10/26/17 11:42:18 AM
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Hey
10/26/17 11:42:23 AM
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Definitely satire
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Kaname_Madoka
10/26/17 11:42:39 AM
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Error1355 posted...
what the fuck

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Kaname_Madoka
10/26/17 11:43:09 AM
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Hey posted...
Definitely satire

Ya of course but it's still fucking weird
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PiOverlord
10/26/17 11:43:26 AM
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Hey posted...
Definitely satire

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darkphoenix181
10/26/17 11:44:31 AM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
She pushed him to the ground, lifted her robe and just sat her rear end all over and afterward simply let out the greatest fart before every one of his cohorts,

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King Rial
10/26/17 11:44:48 AM
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Fake.
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thelovefist
10/26/17 11:47:08 AM
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This happened
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WarioTheWarrior
10/26/17 11:55:23 AM
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Is it a bad thing that I find this hilarious? I'm still laughing my ass off.
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Black462
10/26/17 11:57:19 AM
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Mess with a fat person and theyll sit on you
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southcoast09
10/26/17 11:59:02 AM
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My childs first sexual experience was with his sixth-grade instructor flatulating inside his mouth, she stated, obviously maddened.
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EnragedSlith
10/26/17 12:01:00 PM
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Fake
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Darkraiomb
10/26/17 10:00:36 PM
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Fake/10, but not as funny as https://youtu.be/PbetJKOQB7k?t=89
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Bluebomber182
10/26/17 10:02:45 PM
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rikishi is a teacher now?
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DirkDiggles
10/26/17 10:03:19 PM
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CiIantro
10/26/17 10:04:15 PM
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KazumaKiryu
10/26/17 10:05:49 PM
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CiIantro posted...
Fake news, mods should delete. Fact check below.
https://www.snopes.com/425-pound-teacher-suspended-sitting-student-farting-mouth/


This isn't Neogaf, shut the fuck up.
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TommyG663513
10/26/17 10:06:48 PM
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I wish this was real news. It's way too funny.
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CiIantro
10/27/17 2:16:32 AM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
CiIantro posted...
Fake news, mods should delete. Fact check below.
https://www.snopes.com/425-pound-teacher-suspended-sitting-student-farting-mouth/


This isn't Neogaf, shut the fuck up.

Stop purposefully spreading misinformation.
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Bad_Mojo
10/27/17 2:19:33 AM
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SpoonRebooted
10/27/17 2:24:27 AM
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CiIantro posted...
KazumaKiryu posted...
CiIantro posted...
Fake news, mods should delete. Fact check below.
https://www.snopes.com/425-pound-teacher-suspended-sitting-student-farting-mouth/


This isn't Neogaf, shut the fuck up.

Stop purposefully spreading misinformation.


Everyone knows that it's not a real story, because it's so completely ridiculous. It's called a JOKE. Lighten up.
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CiIantro
10/27/17 2:26:36 AM
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SpoonRebooted posted...
CiIantro posted...
KazumaKiryu posted...
CiIantro posted...
Fake news, mods should delete. Fact check below.
https://www.snopes.com/425-pound-teacher-suspended-sitting-student-farting-mouth/


This isn't Neogaf, shut the fuck up.

Stop purposefully spreading misinformation.


Everyone knows that it's not a real story, because it's so completely ridiculous. It's called a JOKE. Lighten up.

You overestimate CE's intelligence. The OP should have a disclaimer.
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DesuDeku
10/27/17 2:39:57 AM
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She looks like fucking Chucky!
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DesuDeku
10/27/17 2:41:12 AM
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CiIantro posted...
You overestimate CE's intelligence. The OP should have a disclaimer.

The story's fake?
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Lorenzo_2003
10/27/17 2:44:20 AM
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That would be attempted murder. Lol, if the weight doesn't crush your skull, the toxic cloud will melt it.
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Pepys Monster
10/27/17 2:44:33 AM
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My childs first sexual experience was with his sixth-grade instructor flatulating inside his mouth, she stated, obviously maddened.

This is way funnier than The Onion.
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