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Mead
10/25/17 1:20:12 PM
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But it won't be quite what you expect
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MICHALECOLE
10/25/17 1:23:59 PM
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I wish you cant grant any more wishes after this one
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TheWorstPoster
10/25/17 1:25:02 PM
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I wish for more wishes
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Mead
10/25/17 1:27:35 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I wish you cant grant any more wishes after this one


Granted, but your wish doesn't take effect until this topic purges

ICOYAR posted...
I wish for more wishes


Granted, but you have to get a job
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Doctor Foxx
10/25/17 1:29:35 PM
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I wish no children had to go hungry
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Far-Queue
10/25/17 1:29:38 PM
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I wish I had more time to play video games.
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Mead
10/25/17 1:35:23 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
I wish no children had to go hungry


Granted, but global hunger is solved by the growing trend of raising felines for meat on a massive industrial scale

Far-Queue posted...
I wish I had more time to play video games.


Granted, but when you go to play a game your glasses fall and break
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Ogurisama
10/25/17 1:36:47 PM
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Firewood18
10/25/17 1:38:50 PM
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I wish for $5.
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Mead
10/25/17 1:41:07 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
I wish I can be constantly traveling.


Granted, but you have been deported and can never return home

Firewood18 posted...
I wish for $5.


Granted, but you have to pay taxes on it
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Far-Queue
10/25/17 1:44:17 PM
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Mead posted...
Far-Queue posted...
I wish I had more time to play video games.


Granted, but when you go to play a game your glasses fall and break

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DistantMemory
10/25/17 1:49:13 PM
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I wish I could play any game I wanted for free.
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Mead
10/25/17 1:51:59 PM
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DistantMemory posted...
I wish I could play any game I wanted for free.


Granted, but you develop an allergy to all components of modern mattresses
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Far-Queue
10/26/17 11:52:55 AM
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I wish more people participated in this topic.
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trodi_911
10/26/17 12:13:21 PM
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I wish for a gazillion dollars.
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Mead
10/26/17 12:21:34 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
I wish more people participated in this topic.


Granted, but they are potders.

trodi_911 posted...
I wish for a gazillion dollars.


Granted, but they are confederate dollars.
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Far-Queue
10/26/17 12:29:43 PM
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Mead posted...
Far-Queue posted...
I wish more people participated in this topic.


Granted, but they are potders.

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ZiggiStardust
10/26/17 12:31:08 PM
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i wish for a bigger dingus, ok?
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DistantMemory
10/26/17 12:32:02 PM
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Mead posted...
DistantMemory posted...
I wish I could play any game I wanted for free.


Granted, but you develop an allergy to all components of modern mattresses


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Greenfox111
10/26/17 12:41:43 PM
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I wish i was good at divinity original sin 2
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Mead
10/26/17 1:21:51 PM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
i wish for a bigger dingus, ok?


Granted, but the way it increases in size makes it entirely spherical.

Greenfox111 posted...
I wish i was good at divinity original sin 2


Granted, but every time you save your game there is a 5% chance of you losing all progress.
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Ogurisama
10/26/17 1:25:17 PM
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Mead posted...
Granted, but you have been deported and can never return home

Well that isnt so bad, as long as i am fed, and have a place to sleep i dont care
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impatientperson
10/26/17 1:34:55 PM
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I wish that'd you'd grant this wish in a way I don't quite expect.
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Mead
10/26/17 1:36:10 PM
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impatientperson posted...
I wish that'd you'd grant this wish in a way I don't quite expect.


Granted, but your wiener increases in size in a way that it becomes entirely spherical.
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impatientperson
10/26/17 1:37:27 PM
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Sarcasthma
10/26/17 1:38:24 PM
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I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.
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trodi_911
10/26/17 1:38:45 PM
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I wish Mead could actually grant wishes
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pionear
10/26/17 2:28:03 PM
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I 'Wish' I could get a $1million 'Grant' for my Biz...
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Mario_VS_DK
10/26/17 2:32:51 PM
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I wish to be alive 5 minutes from now.
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