Current Events > Doctor: Are you sexually active?

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Me: Hell yeah have you looked at me

Doctor: lol tru

but nah that is so awkward, i was just like 'haha not recently'
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i bet he wanted to SUCC that
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TyYoshi posted...

i bet he wanted to SUCC that

In england women can be doctors too lads
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ProtoManSPx posted...

TyYoshi posted...

i bet she wanted to SUCC that

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I like when they berate you afterward about abstinence and Jesus if you say yes and aren't married. Had that happen a couple of times...
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BuckVanHammer posted...

I like when they berate you afterward about abstinence and Jesus if you say yes and aren't married. Had that happen a couple of times...

Kinda fucked docs you going to?
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You should have said "if you want me to be".

BuckVanHammer posted...

I like when they berate you afterward about abstinence and Jesus if you say yes and aren't married. Had that happen a couple of times...

Where do you live?
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"Oh yeah every night fam"

"Masturbation doesn't count"

"..."
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E32005 posted...

BuckVanHammer posted...

I like when they berate you afterward about abstinence and Jesus if you say yes and aren't married. Had that happen a couple of times...

Kinda fucked docs you going to?

Just a bad run of general practitioners. Need to start giving docs my own paperwork to fill out maybe...
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ThyCorndog posted...

BuckVanHammer posted...

I like when they berate you afterward about abstinence and Jesus if you say yes and aren't married. Had that happen a couple of times...

Where do you live?

Columbia MO.
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Me: "Are you sexually active?"

Deranged dude in ER: "You want somma this?"
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I remember when I was like 15 and getting a physical and was asked that. she went "really?" after I said no, which did give me a bit of a confidence boost
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To avoid embarrassment, you should lie and say yes. Sure, lying is bad. But you dont want your doctor to lose all respect for you, do you?
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Pepys Monster posted...

To avoid embarrassment, you should lie and say yes. Sure, lying is bad. But you dont want your doctor to lose all respect for you, do you?

Your doctor won't even remember seeing you in a day regardless
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Coffeebeanz posted...

Pepys Monster posted...

To avoid embarrassment, you should lie and say yes. Sure, lying is bad. But you dont want your doctor to lose all respect for you, do you?

Your doctor won't even remember seeing you in a day regardless

They will. They'll tell all their friends about the virgin nerd who wasn't sexually active recently. And how he got an erection during the physical. Then they'll tell those same friends that you were a loser and to make fun of you if you ever end up in the ER.
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Coffeebeanz posted...

Pepys Monster posted...

To avoid embarrassment, you should lie and say yes. Sure, lying is bad. But you dont want your doctor to lose all respect for you, do you?

Your doctor won't even remember seeing you in a day regardless

Hell definitely remember the guy who came to his office and confessed to being an incel. Hell probably laugh about it with his 10/10 wife.
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Tfw the doctor asks if you've ever had sex before
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prince_leo posted...

I remember when I was like 15 and getting a physical and was asked that. she went "really?" after I said no, which did give me a bit of a confidence boost

Shoulda said "Yeah haha...why?" then bite your lower lip seductively
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M_Live posted...

The only part I feel uncomfortable with is when they ask "do you use protection every time?" Because I always say yes, but it's a lie. The only person I'm sleeping with is my girlfriend of nearly 4 years who lives with me, and she's on birth control. She's been the only person I've been with since we've been together so I'm not worried about STDs, but I don't want to have to explain all of that

mine was just as a precaution for testosterone and other hormone levels cos ive got a tumour on my pituitary gland so they wanted to know if I maintain an erection etc etc. Havent smashed on the reg since like end of july and told the doctor i was all good then.

Then she asked if i have morning wood n i was like hell yea
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fenderbender321 posted...

BuckVanHammer posted...

I like when they berate you afterward about abstinence and Jesus if you say yes and aren't married. Had that happen a couple of times...

Are you going to some sort of religious clinic or something?

Nope just randoms with openings out of my insurance directory.
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Doctor: are you sexually active?

Me: Do I need to be?

Doctor: some studies do indeed show health benefits

Me: can you give me a prescription?
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AlisLandale posted...

Coffeebeanz posted...

Pepys Monster posted...

To avoid embarrassment, you should lie and say yes. Sure, lying is bad. But you dont want your doctor to lose all respect for you, do you?

Your doctor won't even remember seeing you in a day regardless

They will. They'll tell all their friends about the virgin nerd who wasn't sexually active recently. And how he got an erection during the physical. Then they'll tell those same friends that you were a loser and to make fun of you if you ever end up in the ER.

Is this a thing? Why would it happen?

I've never had a grown-up physical. If I get sick I go to the minute clinic.

Why would a doctor ask you if you're sexually active? Just because of STDs? Wouldn't that just come up in your bloodwork anyway? Isn't everybody active anyway because of deeding?

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prince_leo posted...

I remember when I was like 15 and getting a physical and was asked that. she went "really?" after I said no, which did give me a bit of a confidence boost

Shoulda said "Yeah haha...why?" then bite your lower lip seductively

My last doctor's questionnaire just skipped that and went straight to "what do you do to prevent unwanted pregnancies?", probably to prompt a session of the doctor dropping information on (inner city) patients for using neither condom nor the pill.

Come to think of it, I don't think "I don't have sex" was even an option, but then again neither was "hardcore anal sex only"
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