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Stronghold HD
Establish your settlement, build your castle, and engage in siege warfare to defend your people in Stronghold, a unique "Castle Sim" combining the best aspects from City Builder and a Real-Time Strategy Game. Set in Medieval Europe, Stronghold challenges you with the daunting task of protecting your land from invasion, while keeping Lords, ladies, Jesters, Chicken, and much more.
Choose from four separate game modes: play the economic (non-combat) campaign; siege famous historical castles; test your castle building prowess in the "Siege That" challenge mode; or use the freebuilder mode to peacefully design your ideal castle.
Stronghold features single-player campaign consisting of 21 story-based missions. If you want more you can create new missions for you and your friends with full-featured map and scenario editor. Invite up to 8 players via LAN or over the Internet and get prepared for destruction waits outside your safe heaven, as the enemy prepares to storm the castle walls.

A.D. 2044
The future is now, the year 2044 to be exact and the world has changed dramatically. Male civilisation is on the verge of extinction. Genetic engineering has made human reproduction possible without the need for man's involvement. Women have decided to fight their final battle and to shape the world the way they want it.
But if that's not enough, women have a new laser weapon which kills only men, and the few remaining men are being turned into "she clones" in the bionic clinics. And there's more, a rebel feminist has stolen a supply of warheads and intents to start a global nuclear war.
Wait though, there's a glimmer of hope. You are the last remaining normal male and if you can avoid these female superpowers, you can reverse their domination.
But hurry, you don't have much time, the clock is ticking, your fate seems sealed, unless...

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Sweet, are they any good? Never tried them. Might as well dust off my GoG account.
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thanks!
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Vyrulisse posted...

Sweet, are they any good? Never tried them. Might as well dust off my GoG account.

I have no idea. But free is free heh.
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My computer can't run these

@EyeWontBeFooled
@Mark_DeRosa
@Kaname_Madoka
@TheOnionKnight
@Blue_Inigo
@StarReaper13
@StarGrox
@Returning_CEmen
@MrK3V
@Wagger_25
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gafemaqs posted...

My computer can't run these

...?
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gafemaqs posted...

My computer can't run these

Geez is your computer over 20 years old?
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@byron
@sabin017
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@iPhone_7
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Delicious.
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AssultTank posted...

Hey TroutPaste, I want to thank you for the work you do.

(waits a minute so I can post again)

No problem. It's pretty easy. If it ever gets too big, I might split it with someone, but really just takes a few minutes now

I'm channeling Santa Claus
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Never heard of this game before
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Thanks.

Highwind07 posted...

AD 2044

"The future is now, the year 2044 to be exact and the world has changed dramatically. Male civilisation is on the verge of extinction. Genetic engineering has made human reproduction possible without the need for man's involvement. Women have decided to fight their final battle and to shape the world the way they want it.
But if that's not enough, women have a new laser weapon which kills only men, and the few remaining men are being turned into "she clones" in the bionic clinics. And there's more, a rebel feminist has stolen a supply of warheads and intents to start a global nuclear war.
Wait though, there's a glimmer of hope. You are the last remaining normal male and if you can avoid these female superpowers, you can reverse their domination.
But hurry, you don't have much time, the clock is ticking, your fate seems sealed, unless..."

What the literal hell.

lmao
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Highwind07 posted...

It must be an expansion or a mod or something.

Apparently it's based on a Polish comedy or something. I have no idea how the game handles it though. It might be some edgey 90's humor. But if it's serious that might be even funnier.
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http://www.mobygames.com/images/covers/l/62644-a-d-2044-windows-front-cover.jpg
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Good look TC ;)
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TroutPaste posted...

http://www.mobygames.com/images/covers/l/62644-a-d-2044-windows-front-cover.jpg

Wow haha
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I think it might be a point and click adventure, based on what I'm seeing in still shots
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Thaaaaanks @TroutPaste :)
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ty again :>

For some reason it's not letting me get it.
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Thanks!
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Cookie Bag posted...

ty again :>

For some reason it's not letting me get it.

It didn't work for me until I redeemed it on the top banner on the home page. Have you tried that?
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Darmik posted...

Cookie Bag posted...

ty again :>

For some reason it's not letting me get it.

It didn't work for me until I redeemed it on the top banner on the home page. Have you tried that?

yeah did that and it worked, weird.
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It doesn't show up right away. I clicked store. Installing the 2nd one now, might try these tomorrow
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I've never played Stronghold, but I play Stronghold Crusader all the time. I don't care how old it is, I love that game....I really do need to branch out and try the other Stronghold games.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4h-IXrz5tY

Here's footage of the sexy feminist killer robot game
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Darmik posted...

Choose from four separate game modes: play the economic (non-combat) campaign

That sounds amazing.

I love 4X titles like Civilization but they always seem to boil down to who has the best army, every time. I enjoy building cities up the most and trying to culture my way to victory (never managed 100% peacefully) so being able to just turn off combat sounds lovely.
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Stronghold HD is a really good game.
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ZCheveyo posted...

I've never played Stronghold, but I play Stronghold Crusader all the time. I don't care how old it is, I love that game....I really do need to branch out and try the other Stronghold games.

Stronghold hit the polygon ceiling harder than just about any other series I've ever seen. Crusader was really the last good game.
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@TroutPaste

You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman
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Highwind07 posted...

AD 2044

"The future is now, the year 2044 to be exact and the world has changed dramatically. Male civilisation is on the verge of extinction. Genetic engineering has made human reproduction possible without the need for man's involvement. Women have decided to fight their final battle and to shape the world the way they want it.
But if that's not enough, women have a new laser weapon which kills only men, and the few remaining men are being turned into "she clones" in the bionic clinics. And there's more, a rebel feminist has stolen a supply of warheads and intents to start a global nuclear war.
Wait though, there's a glimmer of hope. You are the last remaining normal male and if you can avoid these female superpowers, you can reverse their domination.
But hurry, you don't have much time, the clock is ticking, your fate seems sealed, unless..."

What the literal hell.

Females goes crazy, takes over the world, kills 98% of all males and forces the rest to be transgirls, suddenly a group of females goes crazier and tries to start a nuklear war with other females because they wear the same dress, and thats when the last remaining male appears... a neckbeard that lived in his parents basement that didnt know that all other males are dead because he had a long great raid in WoW, and now he will remind the females why males are so great and repopulate the world with lots of kids.
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ad 2044 is the exact opposite of what im making in a comic. its a mixture of invasion of the body snatchers and .... i dont know the name.

but the basic plot is an alien organism lands on earth and sistematically takes control of human females, making them nothing more than obedient slaves for men.
this is because the organism is extremely patriarchal. they make females of the planet's dominant female species and makes them slaves for the males.

why am i making such a male-centered comic? because the majority of my clientele is male.
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Tag & thanks TC!
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@TroutPaste can you put me on the list?
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Thanks for the heads up TC!
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Thanks TC! You rock!

@Gamer99z posted...

@TroutPaste can you put me on the list?

yeah. I thought I added you, could be wrong tho. username looks familiar
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Thanks for the heads up @TroutPaste
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np
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TroutPaste posted...

@EyeWontBeFooled
@Mark_DeRosa
@Kaname_Madoka
@TheOnionKnight
@Blue_Inigo
@StarReaper13
@StarGrox
@Returning_CEmen
@MrK3V
@Wagger_25

Thanks brother
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Stronghold is fun to build castles and siege them.
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