Poll of the Day > thinking about settling down with this fat tinder slut i can treat like garbage

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LaggnFragnLarry
10/23/17 10:41:47 AM
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/BloggnFaqnLarry

been banging her steadily for over a year now while still seeing other girls as well. maybe im just getting old but im starting to get tired of dealing with the young hot college age ones. usually they just bring drama and are high maintenance. this fat one though has been like an old reliable plow mule. can always count on her for some quick sex, don't have to take her out, and most importantly don't have to put any effort in whatsoever. the one thing though is she's fat and i don't really like being seen with her in public. maybe i will just take a break and bang her exclusively but she needs to lose some weight
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Kyuubi4269
10/23/17 10:43:52 AM
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You know there are attractive low maintenance girls too, right?
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OhhhJa
10/23/17 10:47:42 AM
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I like the effort here. Your topics are way more enjoyable when you put some effort into it
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ZiggiStardust
10/23/17 10:48:23 AM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
maybe i will just take a break and bang her exclusively but she needs to lose some weight

that's not a bad option, ok?

larry, do you ever give some of these tips to your son? he'll be banging tinder sluts, and using bacon grease as lube before you know it, ok?
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krazychao5
10/23/17 10:49:17 AM
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Yeah, sorta in same boat. She's not too fat though. I could definitely get better looking girls than her, but I'm so lazy and don't enjoy chasing women.
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LaggnFragnLarry
10/23/17 10:57:22 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
You know there are attractive low maintenance girls too, right?

yea, as i get older they get rarer and rarer. still going to keep an eye out for one

ZiggiStardust posted...
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
maybe i will just take a break and bang her exclusively but she needs to lose some weight

that's not a bad option, ok?

larry, do you ever give some of these tips to your son? he'll be banging tinder sluts, and using bacon grease as lube before you know it, ok?

when he gets a little older ill sit him across my knee and teach about banging sluts. they just grow up so fast
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ZiggiStardust
10/23/17 11:02:13 AM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
You know there are attractive low maintenance girls too, right?

yea, as i get older they get rarer and rarer. still going to keep an eye out for one

ZiggiStardust posted...
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
maybe i will just take a break and bang her exclusively but she needs to lose some weight

that's not a bad option, ok?

larry, do you ever give some of these tips to your son? he'll be banging tinder sluts, and using bacon grease as lube before you know it, ok?

when he gets a little older ill sit him across my knee and teach about banging sluts. they just grow up so fast

you're a good dad. i wish mine would have done the same with me, ok?
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TheCyborgNinja
10/23/17 11:14:28 AM
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I think I figured out Larrys secret identity: Mark Discordia!

(Joke, and the article has offensive language by GFAQs standards, but is definitely worth reading)

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/nes/mark.htm
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LaggnFragnLarry
10/23/17 8:31:56 PM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
You know there are attractive low maintenance girls too, right?

yea, as i get older they get rarer and rarer. still going to keep an eye out for one

ZiggiStardust posted...
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
maybe i will just take a break and bang her exclusively but she needs to lose some weight

that's not a bad option, ok?

larry, do you ever give some of these tips to your son? he'll be banging tinder sluts, and using bacon grease as lube before you know it, ok?

when he gets a little older ill sit him across my knee and teach about banging sluts. they just grow up so fast

you're a good dad. i wish mine would have done the same with me, ok?

thanks, ziggi. i know you will be a great dad too

TheCyborgNinja posted...
I think I figured out Larrys secret identity: Mark Discordia!

(Joke, and the article has offensive language by GFAQs standards, but is definitely worth reading)

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/nes/mark.htm

that mark guy sounds pretty badass
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acesxhigh
10/23/17 8:41:39 PM
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at the end of the day I'm glad I read this post.
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SusanGreenEyes
10/23/17 8:43:58 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
/BloggnFaqnLarry

been banging her steadily for over a year now while still seeing other girls as well. maybe im just getting old but im starting to get tired of dealing with the young hot college age ones. usually they just bring drama and are high maintenance. this fat one though has been like an old reliable plow mule. can always count on her for some quick sex, don't have to take her out, and most importantly don't have to put any effort in whatsoever. the one thing though is she's fat and i don't really like being seen with her in public. maybe i will just take a break and bang her exclusively but she needs to lose some weight

Is this the same woman who made pierogies for you, or a different one?
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wwinterj25
10/23/17 8:47:13 PM
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Is it true that obese chicks put in more work man? Perhaps I should lower my standards.
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LaggnFragnLarry
10/23/17 9:14:22 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
/BloggnFaqnLarry

been banging her steadily for over a year now while still seeing other girls as well. maybe im just getting old but im starting to get tired of dealing with the young hot college age ones. usually they just bring drama and are high maintenance. this fat one though has been like an old reliable plow mule. can always count on her for some quick sex, don't have to take her out, and most importantly don't have to put any effort in whatsoever. the one thing though is she's fat and i don't really like being seen with her in public. maybe i will just take a break and bang her exclusively but she needs to lose some weight

Is this the same woman who made pierogies for you, or a different one?

that was a different one. shes an alright cook but for her size i think she should be better
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Grindcorp9000
10/23/17 9:14:56 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
I think I figured out Larrys secret identity: Mark Discordia!

(Joke, and the article has offensive language by GFAQs standards, but is definitely worth reading)

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/nes/mark.htm


Lol. Holy shit. That's a deep cut. I love Seanbaby.
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LaggnFragnLarry
10/23/17 9:15:26 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Is it true that obese chicks put in more work man? Perhaps I should lower my standards.

typically yes and fat ass and titties are fun to play with
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knightoffire55
10/25/17 1:58:44 AM
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You can text me if you want.
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SmokeMassTree
10/25/17 4:39:22 AM
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Yes Larry

Come to the fat side

We have very low effort sex and food after
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knightoffire55
10/29/17 5:23:45 AM
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Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Larry

Looking so down in the dumps.
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RoboXgp89
10/29/17 7:27:30 AM
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I'm o.k. with dating down but most of the girls are like so below average that I wonder why they would even attempt that with me

having a fat chick tho is like having a giant plush toy
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mastermix3000
10/29/17 7:33:52 AM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
Is it true that obese chicks put in more work man? Perhaps I should lower my standards.

typically yes and fat ass and titties are fun to play with


Omg this
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