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FinalXemnas
10/22/17 12:23:29 PM
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Would rather be...


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GhostGiblet
10/22/17 12:27:32 PM
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What do you mean inherited by a rich guy? Like I would become his slave? I guess I'd vote for that over literally being hitler
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FinalXemnas
10/22/17 12:31:04 PM
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The rich essentially adopts you.
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mipond
10/22/17 12:43:13 PM
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I was watching this show called In Search Of Hitler and they think he didn't commit suicide but got out and lived the remainder of his life in Brazil. They have been interviewing people in their 90s who said they worked at the fancy place he stayed at.
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Sarcasthma
10/22/17 12:56:15 PM
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The plot twist here is that the rich guy who may inherit the hobo version of you is Hitler.
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thecolorgreen
10/22/17 12:57:32 PM
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If you are hitler you dont have to end up killing yourself
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PepsiWithCoke
10/22/17 1:03:40 PM
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So i'm Hitler in 1943?

All i need to do is have Normandy defended the next year and im good.
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Lightning Bolt
10/22/17 1:05:06 PM
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How does being Hitler work? Do I still have my personality and/or memories, or am I really just gonna be Hitler and die soon like the real one?
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TheCyborgNinja
10/22/17 1:36:36 PM
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Hitler... those two years can be changed dramatically. Stalin wouldve been happy for an armistice in 1943, you can opt to cool it with the whole genocide thing and try to sweep it under the rug, and then try to broker a peace deal while it still looks like youre winning.

Then during peace time you finish your orbital death ray - which couldve probably been done in the 50s. Based on what information of it we have left, it would essentially be capable of liquefying all the buildings in NYC, for instance, so then you can do whatever you want.
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WarGreymon77
10/22/17 3:32:15 PM
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Living in the 1940s doesn't sound fun to me. No video games, and if there are computers, they're giant mainframes... again, no games.
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GhostGiblet
10/22/17 3:35:05 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
Hitler... those two years can be changed dramatically. Stalin wouldve been happy for an armistice in 1943, you can opt to cool it with the whole genocide thing and try to sweep it under the rug, and then try to broker a peace deal while it still looks like youre winning.

Then during peace time you finish your orbital death ray - which couldve probably been done in the 50s. Based on what information of it we have left, it would essentially be capable of liquefying all the buildings in NYC, for instance, so then you can do whatever you want.


Hmm, I actually considered that as well. You could actually prevent the deaths of lots of people. The only thing is that you'd still be responsible for everything he did up to the point he takes control, so it'd probably be a horrible experience. So becoming Hitler would be the moral choice.
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EclairReturns
10/22/17 3:36:40 PM
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I could have sworn I've heard something like this on Family Guy.
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Kyuubi4269
10/22/17 3:46:53 PM
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EclairReturns posted...
I could have sworn I've heard something like this on Family Guy.

It was Hitler 2 years before the end of World War II or a blue hobo in a red state, or something like that.
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FinalXemnas
10/22/17 3:59:11 PM
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Blue and red were only mentioned when they started asking questions.
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Kyuubi4269
10/22/17 4:21:35 PM
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FinalXemnas posted...
Blue and red were only mentioned when they started asking questions.

Much as blackand crippled hitler, but I felt they were too contextual modifications, so not applicable here.
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