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LadyLuckSmiles
10/18/17 6:18:10 PM
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HWgA9Wz

How do you honestly react?
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WafflehouseJK
10/18/17 6:20:06 PM
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Hit her back, it's self-defense at that point.
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dave_is_slick
10/18/17 6:20:57 PM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
Hit her back, it's self-defense at that point.

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KiwiTerraRizing
10/18/17 6:22:43 PM
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Punch her crotch with 2 fingers
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RebelElite791
10/18/17 6:23:40 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

I mean I'm not entirely sure sexual assault is a reasonable response to being attacked.
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TrevorBlack79
10/18/17 6:25:10 PM
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This happened to me in high school. This girl I knew tried to kick me in the nuts but her aim was off and she hit my thigh. I shoved her away, she fell on her ass, then got back up and punched me right in the nose. I didn't hit her back or retaliate at that point, but I had to go to the nurse's office for a bloody nose. There were witnesses to back up my story, so she got suspended for a while.

Same girl made a bunch of rape accusations about guys in my school (not me though). She was a total bitch.
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Callixtus
10/18/17 6:25:51 PM
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I kill her
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LordRazziel
10/18/17 6:28:01 PM
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My sister did that to me.
I speared her to the ground and hand my fist ready for a punch, but let her go.
We were, like, 11 or 12.
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voldothegr8
10/18/17 6:30:36 PM
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Swiftly strike back with a **** punt before the pain really kicks in
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Genocet_10-325
10/18/17 6:31:13 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Hit her back, it's self-defense at that point.

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DevsBro
10/18/17 6:31:29 PM
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Honestly?

Yell in pain, go down and probably cry.

I've been kicked there before, and while it's been a long time, I definitely don't think I would handle it much better now.
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Zack_Attackv1
10/18/17 6:32:12 PM
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redeadlink
10/18/17 6:33:23 PM
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Topple over in pain...

Then involve the authorities
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glitteringfairy
10/18/17 6:33:41 PM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Hit her back, it's self-defense at that point.

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Terryville
10/18/17 7:11:49 PM
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This topic reminds me of a story of a woman in Canada that was walking around and did this to a random guy.

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/british-columbia/man-loses-testicle-after-attack-1.808090
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Turbam
10/18/17 7:12:38 PM
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Ask her to do it again
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DocileOrangeCup
10/18/17 7:17:44 PM
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GiftedACIII
10/18/17 8:15:06 PM
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Knock her out and call the police. She's probably on drugs
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voldothegr8
10/18/17 8:27:05 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uqa-Vilvg0

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KILBOTz
10/18/17 8:33:59 PM
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I have a strong fight response to fight or flight situations. So a random assault, she is probably going to the hospital.
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gguirao
10/20/17 5:57:03 PM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
Hit her back, it's self-defense at that point.

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refmon
10/20/17 5:59:29 PM
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ask her to do it again
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Allaah
10/20/17 6:07:49 PM
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LadyLuckSmiles posted...
HWgA9Wz

How do you honestly react?

Fake an injury like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVVSkEuyrPY


Make sure all the witnesses engrave the images into their mind to ensure the misandrist assailant gets put away in jail for good.
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ShotOJameson
10/20/17 6:08:37 PM
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"So is this your idea of foreplay?"
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