Current Events > Christianity Is Done After Incredible Revelation Of 'Magic Invisible Friend'

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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 4:54:49 PM
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http://babylonbee.com/news/christianity-shaken-core-atheist-refers-god-magic-invisible-friend/

The very foundations of Christianity, a two-thousand-year-old religion with countless adherents worldwide, were shaken Tuesday evening, as local atheist and freethinker Bert Cooper left a Facebook comment in which he referred to the Christian God as a magic invisible friend.

The explosive commentary was reportedly penned in response to a Christians post thanking God for getting her through a tough day, sources confirmed.

Yeah, go and pray to your magic, invisible friend in the sky, Cooper wrote, launching the missive that may bring about the end of Christendom as we know it. Stupid fundie.

Believers around the globe are said to be walking away from the faith in droves after reading the earth-shattering comment, with numerous Christian leaders publicly expressing a newfound doubt in their previously rock-solid beliefs.


holy mackerel

it is like in 2000 years no one ever pointed out that God is like a magical invisible friend

this is....wow

this is tremendous

truly our world is shaken
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Trayvon
10/18/17 4:58:37 PM
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yet this same liberal would never say shit about jews and islam
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darkphoenix181
10/18/17 5:00:42 PM
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Trayvon posted...
yet this same liberal would never say shit about jews and islam


1. atheist =/= liberal
2. what proof of that do you have?
3. not real
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