Current Events > Ever get a handjob from what you assumed was a "legitimate" masseuse?

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I went to a local tanning/massage place near my home once and the massage girl was smoking hot. On the flip, I was hard but she didn't go near it. I ended up dropping one on a stack of towels she had on a nearby rack after she left the room. Shame.
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This is why I'm not allowed back at the dog groomer
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Yes. I've learned in Thailand that if it's a middle aged woman, odds are she's going to try and beat your meat. The younger girls are less likely to offer.

I did get surprised with one though. I use to get oil massages every couple days due to training Muay Thai 6 hours per day. I'd always do them naked. Well this chick started getting close to my johnson and brushed him a few times, then she just started stroking him. Blew a load up her arm.

Tipped her the equivalent of $6 after it was done. She was a cute 30ish year old chick.
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MuayThai85 posted...

Yes. I've learned in Thailand that if it's a middle aged woman, odds are she's going to try and beat your meat. The younger girls are less likely to offer.

I did get surprised with one though. I use to get oil massages every couple days due to training Muay Thai 6 hours per day. I'd always do them naked. Well this chick started getting close to my johnson and brushed him a few times, then she just started stroking him. Blew a load up her arm.

Tipped her the equivalent of $6 after it was done. She was a cute 30ish year old chick.

Nice!
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eston posted...

This is why I'm not allowed back at the dog groomer

Inversely this is why they won't let me be a dog groomer
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