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UnfairRepresent
10/15/17 5:31:13 AM
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You're going into a huge building one morning for work reasons when you step into an elevator to take you to the top floor.

You walk in half-asleep looking at your feet until after the door closes and you realize that alongside you inside the elevator by coincidence is every ex-girlfriend you have ever had.

RYO3IXV

How do you react? What do you do?
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Eevee-Trainer
10/15/17 5:32:26 AM
#2:


An empty elevator.

I'll blast music from my phone and sing along a bit, silencing it as I reach the next stop.
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Back_Stabbath
10/15/17 5:32:30 AM
#3:


quiet elevator ride for me I guess.
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KogaSteelfang
10/15/17 5:33:47 AM
#4:


So, just me eh. Guess I go back to looking at the floor.
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snakes_righteye
10/15/17 5:34:01 AM
#5:


Is suicide an option?
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UnfairRepresent
10/15/17 5:35:03 AM
#6:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
An empty elevator.

Back_Stabbath posted...
quiet elevator ride for me I guess.

KogaSteelfang posted...
So, just me eh. Guess I go back to looking at the floor.

snakes_righteye posted...
Is suicide an option?


Well fuck this topic got depressing fast
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unpleasant_milk
10/15/17 5:35:30 AM
#7:


I'd take the stairs.
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Black462
10/15/17 5:37:41 AM
#8:


Enjoy the music and hope you have plenty of spicy but silent farts.
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UnfairRepresent
10/15/17 5:30:21 PM
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unpleasant_milk posted...
I'd take the stairs.

Too late
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Shotgunnova
10/15/17 5:32:55 PM
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Ehh, I dunno. \_()_/
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Offworlder1
10/15/17 5:34:07 PM
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Only 2 people both who I did not end badly with, probably have a good conversation with them, ask how their lives are and if they are happy with their lives.
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KainWind
10/15/17 5:34:09 PM
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Funkydog
10/15/17 5:35:08 PM
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That would be the worst time of my life pretty sure. Few of my exes hate me
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weapon_d00d816
10/15/17 5:35:56 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Only 2 people both who I did not end badly with, probably have a good conversation with them, ask how their lives are and if they are happy with their lives.

Pretty much exactly this except they both hate each other.
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DoctorVader
10/15/17 5:37:17 PM
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Too many for a single elevator.
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AvlButtslam
10/15/17 5:37:21 PM
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I press the button for the next floor and get out asap
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-Unowninator-
10/15/17 5:41:16 PM
#18:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
An empty elevator.

This; I'm not really the dating type, so I'd just play my 3DS.
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Wedge Antilles
10/15/17 5:42:06 PM
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Only one and we didn't split on bad terms, so no problem.
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electricbugs2
10/15/17 5:43:33 PM
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Ignore the two fat ones.

Not sure how my last two girlfriends that I actually liked would react, we didn't end on the best terms.
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Fin_Dawg_004
10/15/17 5:44:02 PM
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EverDownward
10/15/17 5:44:54 PM
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Pray that none of them want to talk to me, and if they do try to keep conversation to an absolute bare minimum.
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F1areaGaman
10/15/17 5:55:12 PM
#23:


I actually would love this.

I'd be like

"hey ladies. small world eh?"
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Robin_Dude
10/15/17 6:11:40 PM
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Only one, and unless she was harboring ill will against me.. after all was said and done we still hung out a few times and had some good laughs. So I'd say it would be a pretty cool situation.
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Puglia77
10/15/17 6:12:49 PM
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Eevee-Trainer posted...
An empty elevator.

I'll blast music from my phone and sing along a bit, silencing it as I reach the next stop.

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prince_leo
10/15/17 6:13:09 PM
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catch up with them all, haven't seen any in a while

one of them tried to stab me last time I saw her, but I heard she's calmed down since having a baby
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Lost_All_Senses
10/15/17 6:13:41 PM
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Make awkward conversation about their kids until my stop.
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Zodd3224
10/15/17 6:14:53 PM
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Hey ladies, wanna have a quick orgy for old times sake?
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InstaReturns
10/15/17 6:18:40 PM
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Man, A few of us would be having sex, while a larger group to the side would be silent/trying to murder eachother
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Zikten
10/15/17 6:19:57 PM
#31:


i only have one ex girlfriend so it wouldn't be that much of a scene.
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MabusIncarnate
10/15/17 6:21:40 PM
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I'd combine the one that gave the best head, with the one that was into butt stuff, with the one that had the best personality and the one with the best tits and create a super ultra mega ex that I would get back together with.
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Bootybeliever
10/16/17 3:54:32 PM
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I'd do the same as I do when I'm in a room with my current bf's exes (we're all in an organization together). Say hey but probably not even take my headphones out cause fuck forced conversations. Ex 1 can't control himself so he'd be annoyingly snarky to Ex 2, ex 2 would be all 'how bout them politics' and ex 3 wouldn't say anything cause he's an abusive POS. We're all adults and should be more than capable of handling being in a room with another for 3 to 4 minutes.
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Holy_Pumpkin
10/16/17 3:58:05 PM
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Fucking die, I literally just broke up with my gf this morning because I realized I rushed into our relationship and am still into my most recent ex who I broke up with and both are still in love with me deeply and want me back. Would be terrible. Then the other two I'd imagine it'd be tight. I'm friends with one and don't care about the other.
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EnragedSlith
10/16/17 3:59:24 PM
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I'm on good terms with most, if not all of them, so it'd be a weird little coincidence
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MrToothHasYou
10/16/17 4:00:51 PM
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It would be a little awkward, but Im pretty good friends with my one ex. But yeah, most of them absolutely hate each other, and arent on the best terms with me.
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JE19426
10/16/17 4:03:12 PM
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I'd ask what they've been up to.
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K181
10/16/17 4:03:32 PM
#38:


A) Wow, what a coincidence, especially as one of them is dead.
B) Man, this is a big elevator to fit them all.
C) Humble brag.
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Payzmaykr
10/16/17 4:04:54 PM
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Most of them would probably think each other are pretty cool. I am pretty good about being able to end things positively and thankfully, none of my breakups were because of infidelity, which is the only thing gat would really make me angry.
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gatorsPENSbucs
10/16/17 4:10:23 PM
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Oh man. Wed need a huge elevator. Thered be 11 of us. 6 of them tried to come back and I said no. One of them instantly hated me and spread a bunch of fake shit. One of them I havent seen since she found out what bar I was at and we did atm in the girls bathroom....we went back to my place and after another session she said shed leave her current bf, in California, if I wanted to date her again. I said no and she flew back the next day. One of them has passed. That would be scary.

To sum it up....it would suck. A whole lot.
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Deadpool_18
10/16/17 4:12:31 PM
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*shrug*
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UnfairRepresent
10/16/17 4:13:47 PM
#43:


Asherlee10 posted...
Is it people I dated longer than a month or do all the month-long flings count too?


Flings count bro.

It says "All" your girlfriend
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Kitt
10/16/17 4:14:30 PM
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Eevee-Trainer posted...
An empty elevator.

I'll blast music from my phone and sing along a bit, silencing it as I reach the next stop.

KogaSteelfang posted...
So, just me eh. Guess I go back to looking at the floor.

Back_Stabbath posted...
quiet elevator ride for me I guess.

Came in here expecting these posts lol
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UnfairRepresent
10/16/17 4:20:47 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...

The elevator would be at capacity and I wouldn't be able to get on, thank god.

What if it was a big elevator.

Like a cargo elevator...

A cargo elevator for tanks.
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BlueBoy675
10/16/17 4:20:56 PM
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I only have one ex. I'd probably just ask her how she's been. We didn't break up on bad terms or anything.
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gguirao
10/16/17 5:29:51 PM
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"it's nice to have this elevator all to myself."
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cobain27
10/16/17 5:47:56 PM
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Eh. I'm still friends with the vast majority of my exes, so I guess we would just chat a bit.
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darkphoenix181
10/16/17 5:50:11 PM
#51:


my severed hand writhes on the floor

it motions to me as if to ask

"why did you cut me off from the body!!?"

I then yell loudly

"that is what you get for CHEATING on me!!"
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