Poll of the Day > im gonna play dark souls 3

(+) Yeah! (+)

i declined the online user agreement

wonder if I can pause now
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Tell us how it goes

The start of a classic series of topics from Helly complaining about Dark Souls 3. :p
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Sarcasthma posted...

The start of a classic series of topics from Helly complaining about Dark Souls 3. :p

was gonna say, time to hear a lot of bitching, ok?
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i keep pressing X to attack, fuck
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Man, I have been replaying DS3, it's such a damn good game.
Have fun, sorry you don't like the not-pausing system, it's a fun game anyway!

ZiggiStardust posted...

Sarcasthma posted...

The start of a classic series of topics from Helly complaining about Dark Souls 3. :p

was gonna say, time to hear a lot of bitching, ok?

I mean, we're all used to it, but still.
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shadowsword87 posted...

Have fun, sorry you don't like anything...

ftfy, ok?
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i died to the first boss guy and quit the game

getting gud is not something i have the time or patience to do rn
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Summon some friends then.

If you want, I can make a new character and come and help you out.
Point stuff out, and so on.

if you want to pause. just save and quit out of the game. it saves the exact spot you were at.
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shadowsword87 posted...

Summon some friends then.

If you want, I can make a new character and come and help you out.
Point stuff out, and so on.

helIy posted...

i declined the online user agreement

really my problem was I kept pressing x to attack and healed instead
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Ah, yeah you just need to get used to that.

hey the game just told me there's a patch coming August 25th

neato
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Will helly ever git gud?

Tune in next time
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spoilers:he wont
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Just focus on learning how to dodge, and pay attention to equip load.
Over 70% and you get a slow roll, and under 30% you get a flippy dippy roll.

this is par for the course of what i've been doing for the past half hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7CqkQIkdoY

also, i was standing at the bonfire because i had to go do something, and i came back to me being dead, so why is there no pause function again?
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Shoulda sat down

Edit: or wait, that doesn't always help, I sat down in 2 once and took off to do something and came back just fucked, I forgot there was enemies like 20 feet where I was, my blunder.
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first no pause now i gotta sit down?

ugh, the excuses
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helIy posted...

this is par for the course of what i've been doing for the past half hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7CqkQIkdoY

also, i was standing at the bonfire because i had to go do something, and i came back to me being dead, so why is there no pause function again?

lol why is that taking so long

use your fire dude, that dude dies in like three seconds with fire

this is more like git barely mediocre
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Oh Return to Lordran was this month right?
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i mean


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what

what do you mean
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i meaaaaaan
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some people don't agree but to me DS3 is meant for people who played DS1 to death already. it's super hard in comparison. what's great about DS1 is that it's actually easy when you understand it, it's just figuring it out that takes a while. DS3 (at least to me) is painfully hard even when you understand it. both are great though. (in summary: I recommend you play DS1 first).
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