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Boba-Fett
10/12/17 3:36:26 PM
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and the urge to get laid was too strong to resist?
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XxKrazyChaosxX
10/12/17 3:39:40 PM
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I don't think that was what Semisonic was going for with that song.
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Giant_Aspirin
10/12/17 3:42:53 PM
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i slept with a few fat chicks in my drinking days, yeah.
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l0bcity
10/12/17 3:45:08 PM
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How do you think you were conceived?
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Boba-Fett
10/12/17 3:48:15 PM
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l0bcity posted...
How do you think you were conceived?

Dad, is that you?
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FrisbeeDude
10/12/17 3:48:50 PM
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If you haven't, you haven't drank enough <_<
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