Poll of the Day > ITT: PotD politely de-escalates tensions with North Korea and saves all mankind.

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80/80.
Kim Jong Un will be browsing PotD, so everyone, let's all politely ask North Korea to please cool it down.
Please North Korea, calm down man.
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If you even look at us funny we will rain fire and fury upon you the likes of which the world has never seen.

I thought your father was great in team america world police.
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Dearest Mr. Un,

Thanks for being so glorious and everything. You know what's not super glorious? Nuclear weapons. I associate that with humans, going to the bathroom, and not being an immortal embodiment of the sun. That's the one thing about you that keeps me, and if I'm being honest, most Americans, from getting down on our knees and thanking you for the light you bring into the world. I hope that you will consider these words from a lower being such as myself and not place me in one of your camps, although I hear they are very nice like everything in your fine country, which is tainted only by those nasty nuclear blower-uppers.

Thank you
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You don't have the balls, little guy.

If you do tho, aim for California

Lays down old newspapers over this topic, covering it entirely
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I alone am more likely that they destroy the entire planet.

Oh dear.

:/
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