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JlM
10/04/17 9:20:35 AM
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repeat x 700.

Followed by 5 Rod Stewart songs that all sound exactly the same.

YMCA, Star Wars music, an acoustic cover of Tiny Dancer that lasts 12 minutes.

If I ever lose my mind and do something horrible, it will be because of the music at work.

But I'll probably just start pulling wires.
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Leight_Weight
10/04/17 9:21:57 AM
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Work music is the worst. Especially if it's not an actual radio station but some bullshit they play off the server or something
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HypnoCoosh
10/04/17 9:23:07 AM
#3:


Noise canceling Bose.
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DirkDiggles
10/04/17 9:27:25 AM
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Just be lucky you don't work in the electronics department at Walmart. You get to hear the same Walmart commercials over and over again followed buy people blasting away the portable speakers "GIVE IT TO ME IM WORTH IT OH BABY IM WORTH IT GIVE IT TO ME IM WORTH IT OH BABY IM WORTH IT"
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DevsBro
10/04/17 9:30:27 AM
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That was Don Henley's Dirty Laundry. Up next, Don Henley's Dirty Laundry.
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JlM
10/04/17 9:30:46 AM
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Why do we play so much disco. Why do we play ANY disco. :*(
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DevsBro
10/04/17 9:32:55 AM
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Just be lucky you don't work in the electronics department at Walmart. You get to hear the same Walmart commercials over and over again followed buy people blasting away the portable speakers "GIVE IT TO ME IM WORTH IT OH BABY IM WORTH IT GIVE IT TO ME IM WORTH IT OH BABY IM WORTH IT"

Or Wendy's.

It's a real thing
In the back of your mind
What the world wants to find
Is a real thing

I heard that enough time for a lifetime on one visit. And I wasn't there for a particularly long time either.
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DevsBro
10/04/17 9:33:58 AM
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Why do we play so much disco. Why do we play ANY disco. :*(

I like disco.

But I could see it getting old as quickly as anything else.
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DevsBro
10/04/17 9:35:15 AM
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Oh and don't forget:

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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Shotgunnova
10/04/17 9:36:40 AM
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Only Bill Withers gets to repeat words that often!
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JlM
10/04/17 9:36:59 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Oh and don't forget:

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time


I'm so fucking triggered right now.
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DevsBro
10/04/17 9:38:24 AM
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The choirs of children sing thei--

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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JlM
10/04/17 9:41:31 AM
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The song is awful enough as it is. Then there's 10 different versions you hear 10 times a day each.

But that creepy electronic-ish version. Jesus. I dont know who it is. DEVO? The Beach Boys? Either way, I hope the suffered a horrible fate for making that song.
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Southernfatman
10/04/17 9:42:38 AM
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I usually have to listen to "country" radio stations. The sterilized and mass produced pop country. It's awful.
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Leight_Weight
10/04/17 9:42:42 AM
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DevsBro posted...
The choirs of children sing thei--

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

I fucking hate that song from when I worked retail. It made me hate Paul McCartney
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JlM
10/04/17 9:44:13 AM
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Oh god, didnt know that was McCartney. Well, fuck him. Now I'm glad his ex-wife took all of his money.
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AlisLandale
10/04/17 9:45:33 AM
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I still love that Christmas song.

Used to work in a steakhouse. Fairly certain the country music was a leading contributor to the soul-crushing depression I was suffering at the time. >_>
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Leight_Weight
10/04/17 9:46:13 AM
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Actually, retail made me despise Christmas in general, including the music
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JlM
10/04/17 9:47:28 AM
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I'd also like to formally say "FUCK CELINE DION" for ruining a great Roy Orbison song.
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